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  1. 20 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    THIS is the rock I came from.  And fyi, we have a different definition of what constitutes a troll around here.  

    And as that is, YOU are the troll....and I am the Big Billy Goat.  Or, at least, I was.  That job is now given over to Dutch. Let's see how he treats you. 

    (oh, and fyi, I CAN pull any BS on you I want. This is our world, you are  only an amoeba living in it).

     

    Well, come along! I've got two spears,
    And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
    I've got besides two curling-stones,
    And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

    That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside.

    Ok I didn’t ask which rock you come from under, I’m just glad you confirmed that you did come from under A rock. This board need to find better representation than “The Gipper”! ASAP

    I just want to talk about Football, Go Bills.

  2. 8 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    You couldn’t keep up with any subject I may be able to challenge you with. I didn’t put words in your mouth. Your mouth just didn’t express your words very well

    No your brain didn’t comprehend correctly because  you are slow. I know plenty of of people like you, people who only sound smart to dummies. Sorry you can’t pull that BS on me. You are nothing but a forum troll. Good back under the rock you came from

  3. 9 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    Your implication was that Cleveland was " on the opposite side"  of Lake Erie from Buffalo...which it is not.  Maybe in addition to geography you should go back and repeat 4th grade English. 

    Don’t put words in my mouth. I said what I said which was your side of Lake Erie. Whether it was NORTH , SOUTH, EAST or WEST. I was correct in saying “your side of Lake Erie” You said Cleveland was in the MIDDLE which is definitely NOT correct.

    Just face it you speaking about something that you don’t know shit about. It’s no different than the spell check heroes who want to correct people on grammar but at the same time they use words that don’t even exist OR spell things incorrectly. 
     

    Just say in your lane and keep the conversation to the NFL. Can you even get that right.

  4. 2 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    Well, that is fine, you don't have to be a geography major to know basic American Geography.  That is  like  3rd/4th grade stuff.  You did go at least that far in school, didn't you?

    I tried to play nice with you but since you want to be a pompous ass dick well technically you are wrong like the fool you are. Technically Buffalo sits on the eastern side of Lake Erie and and Cleveland sits on the southern side of Lake Erie and NOT the middle so next time you want to give a geographical lesson and please know what they fuck you are talking about. People like you would only sound smart to a idiot.

  5. 7 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?

    Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown

  6. 9 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    Pretty poor on your geography sport.    Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side.   Cleveland is in the middle of the lake.   Hello!  Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.

    point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones


     

  7. 9 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team,   but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.

    while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.

  8. 22 hours ago, crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie

  9. 20 hours ago, crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday. 

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  10. On 11/4/2019 at 2:03 AM, crunchy said:

    It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line. 

    First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division. 

    That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games. 

    Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done. 

    Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too. 

    Final divison table:

    1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division

    2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division

    3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division

    4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it. 

    So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy. 

    https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/147052-we-are-still-going-to-the-playoffs/

    It didn't end well for the JETS and its not going to end well for the BROWNS.

    By the way see you Sunday. Go BILLS!

     

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