weirdest thing you've ever planted?

[Pumpkin Eater]

I recently planted an onion that had started sprouting in the refrigerator, even after it was cut in half. I couldn't stand to throw it away when it displayed such a will to live. It's doing good, I moved it from the pot to the ground a few days ago. I'm trying to grow a pineapple from the top of one I bought a while back but it hasn't rooted yet. I need to get a fence so I can attempt a real garden.

[Pumpkin Eater]

oh by the way i posted this in the wrong forum

[calfoxwc]

LOL.

 

You have to cut the very top of the pineapple off, keeping just the

 

stem and the leaves. I found out yesterday, that you are supposed to

 

let the stems dry for a few days, then put them in water to have the stems take root.

 

Then you can plant them in a container with dirt.

 

Takes about two years to develop a pineapple.

 

I planted a fig bush in our orchard. But I forgot about it, and ran over it with the lawn mower.

[Pumpkin Eater]

Oh so that's what I am doing wrong.. after I let the cut end of the stem dry over I stuck it in dirt in a pot. I'll try to put it in water and see what happens.

[Kosar_For_President]

I plead the 5th.

[shoot]

I plead the 5th.

 

lol

[Dawgs of Hell]

since this is a political board, i planted a liberal before and it grew an eggplant

[calfoxwc]

I once planted myself into an America-hating socialist professor's sociolgy class.

 

I was visiting Kent State with a friend.

 

But I didn't grow on her - I challenge her crap, got a standing ovation from

 

the rest of the class... and she realized I was a big weed and flew into a rage.

 

so, she kicked me out, but some hippie threw open the door before I got out of my seat,

 

and said that the National Guard just killed a bunch of students.

 

It was May 4th, 1970.