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Here is what the current ranks and titles are, they appear in need of tweaking. Anyone want to re-write'em?

 

Member Titles/Ranks

 

0 - High School Baller

30 - High School All Star

50 - College Letter of Intent

60 - College Benchwarmer

75 - College Starter

100 - College All American

500 - Pro Rookie

1000 - Pro Veteran

2000 - All Star

2500 - MVP

3000 - Hangs around with LeBron

5000 - Number Hangs in the Rafters

 

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Here is what the current ranks and titles are, they appear in need of tweaking. Anyone want to re-write'em?

 

Member Titles/Ranks

 

0 - High School Balllicker

30 - High School All gay pornStar

50 - hangs with Big Gay Ben :wub:

60 - Showers with Kordell

75 - Band fag

100 - Seen one up close

500 - Pro Rookie

1000 - Pro Veteran

2000 - All Star

2500 - MVP

3000 - Hangs around with LeBron

5000 - Number Hangs in the Rafters

Or Just add fag or homo at the end of the first 5 or 6.

 

 

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I've been here for about 9 years and when we switched to this new board I lost my ranking and now I don't have a ranking at all. It says that I was a member since before 2008 (I think). Even though I'd like a ranking, I would really rather not have Homo in it, don't think I qualify.

 

Heidi

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Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

 

I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

 

Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

Stan: "awesome!"

Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

(.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

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Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

 

I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

 

Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

Stan: "awesome!"

Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

(.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

 

 

Who came up with that stuff anyway? And sadly, the engagement didn't really work out to well.

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Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

 

I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

 

Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

Stan: "awesome!"

Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

(.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

 

 

Hey now, I take my ranking seriously. In fact, all the other patrons with my same rank have gotten together to celebrate our status. See the party we held:

 

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