Buck The Frowns Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Cleveland, Ohio (Dissociated Press) The Cleveland Browns acquired the contract rights of former Steelers head coach Bill Cowher today in a complicated, unprecedented four way trade involving the Browns, Steelers, Pirates, and the Cowher family. Details are as follows; The Browns received the rights to Cowher. Cowher and his family received clear title to a trailer in Parma, Ohio. The Browns traded the contract of GM Phil Savage to the Pittsburgh Pirates, where it is judged he could do no further harm. The Pirates traded a case of mentholated horse liniment and a dozen ace bandages to the Steelers. The Steelers also get the equivalent weight of Romeo Crennel in kielbasa, to be delivered during next year's training camp. Cowher is expected to coach the Browns in the 2009 season, but according to the league office, filling any coaching opening is subject to the Crennel Rule, which states that at least one applicant who weighs over 400 pounds must be interviewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl4tinum Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 LOL, the Crennel Rule... I love it. Speaking of stupid rules, the Rooney Rule shouldnt apply if you already have a minority candidate in the position who is a complete fu-king failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choco Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 lol....man, he aint gonna help the bucs. i wish they would do something.....the only thing i can cling to is PSU and the pens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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