Savage Drafts/Players We Passed

[Flugel]

Didn't think you could get any more stupid than you already are trollie...

 

It's all right there in 0's and 1's...from flugs 'puter...yet you seem to have missed it cause, well, the lights pretty dim there in the attic.

 

Thanks Chocs! He knows exactly where I stood which is why he never uses cut and paste on a message board where one can archive posts all the way back to 2008. There's an old saying: "If you say it right the first time - you don't need to be repetitive or redundant." Nobody, beside the boy who cried wolf, recycles the same take more often than Ghoolie.

 

All his blowhard diatribe of "I was the only one back in the early 90s that thought Bill Belichick would be a great Head Coach or win Superbowls" is funny. Even funnier is when he brought up he guaranteed to Hoorta in 95 (on a message board before any of our message boards even existed) that BB would win a SB before the Browns. That's the Ghoolie we always see here. Celebrating hind sight 20/20 with chest pounding from things he wished he said in a forum where he knows nobody can archive what he actually said prior to 2008. Anyone can stoop to desperation and fabricate; but the sad thing is this is just a message board for people sharing the common bond of the Cleveland Browns. There's only 1 fan in here that is always trying to drum up support for him being a sissy and quitting. He's jealous of everyone that is stronger than him so welcome to his persona that doesn't exist in real life.

 

Knowing how impatient he is as early as preseason, who here really thinks this is the type of fan that would be telling everyone they just need to be patient because we're headed in the right direction when the following took place:

1) Vinny Testaverde was brought here from being tabbed a bust in TB

2) Kosar's "diminished skills" got sent packing

3) Vinny got hurt, which led to the Todd Philcox Football Follies

 

The 1 thing BB doing it the right way showed all of us was it took 4 years to make the playoffs and win 1 post season game. There's still going to be some Touchdown-free Tommy Vardell and Craig Powell blunders in round 1 along the way as well as bad FA signings like Andre Rison. In the process, BB also learned that 2nd round picks like Leroy Hoard can be just as good or better than 1st round guys like Vardell or even the poorly utilized Eric Metcalf up the middle (instead of in the slot where other teams used him). Today, BB has that kind of innovation his rookie gig as HC lacked somewhat when he takes a 7th round QB from Kent State like Julian Edelman to play WR or brings over a STs return specialist like Wes Welker to be a great WR or finding an ideal role for former Buffalo Bill Chris Hogan. BB also hired some great Assistant Coaches like Nick Saban, Kirk Ferentz, Hal Hunter, etc...

 

Ferentz has had the recruiting attraction of the corn fields of Iowa up against the ideal climate and collection of hotties that attend SEC schools. That said, he has had some really good success considering all that.He's placed some great linemen like our Eric Steinbach and others into the NFL while guys like Dallas Clark, Bob Sanders, and our Christian Kirksey have experienced some success. Saban decided he needed to get out of his Big 10 climate up in Michigan for the recruiting attraction of LSU and Alabama later on. Nonetheless, he's been so excellent his biggest threat to winning more National Championships is now a coach he groomed (Dabo S).

[Flugel]

I still think this is a Nashville vs. Memphis cage match.

 

Remember the first one he heavily promoted for the weekend the Browns were in Nashville? You and Hoorta showed up. Ghoolie did not. All the pre-fight thunder Ghoolie brought to center stage, I stayed content being the lightning. Thunder makes all the noise while lightning does all the damage...

 

He had 5000 excuses that life wasn't going well and you know the rest. I assured him I would have him tied up into the world's fattest pretzel we could squeeze into a child's medium Joe Thomas jersey in under a minute, without either of us getting a scratch or bruise. Then he could buy me my favorite beverage for losing in front of the cameras and countless witnesses.

 

Did I ever chest pound his forfeit? Did I ever even bring it up before today? I'm used to Ghoolie quitting. And when we saw what he actually looked like in his St Patty's song to Zombo - we learned just how plastic an online tough guy persona can truly be. He looked like an overweight Shar-Pei dog that got its hairdoo from taking a power squirt on an electrical socket and it's thought process from the bottle.

 

Now, he's quitting on Memphis too? That's adorable!