Flugel Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 This song used to work extremely well with Paul McDonald and Todd Philcox but the lyrics to Old McDonald work even better today for Dumb Ass and crib songs: Derek Anderson has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH and on the throw he'll miss them all E-I-E-I-OUCH With a pick-pick here and a pick-pick there Here a pick, there a pick Everywhere a pick-pick Derek Anderson has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH And on the throw we say "HELL NO!" E-I-E-I-OUCH Cause when it's poor those Rats will score E-I-E-I-OUCH It ain't the formula that baby is spitting up on. We're gaggin too. - Tom F. (I keep thinking my alarm is going to go off and I'm going to wake up an 8-3 record with an intelliegnt QB behind center along with LBers that like to tackle with shoulder pads on the defensive side of the ball) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Gotta keep things equal ... Brady Quinn has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH He looks so handsome and so tall E-I-E-I-OUCH With a flex here and a flex there Here a peck, there a peck Everywhere a peck-peck Brady Quinn has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH And with each dink we say "Hooray" E-I-E-I-OUCH We'll lose each game and be so gay E-I-E-I-OUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl4tinum Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol, i like 'em both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbman89 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 The browns team has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH No matter the QB they will fall E-I-E-I-OUCH With one drop here And A bad pass there Miss a tackle Limbs do crackle All The fans begin to Cackle The browns team has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH The Browns Phone behins to ring E-I-E-I-OUCH Looks like we signed Tim Couch E-I-E-I-.....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 The browns defense now on the field E-I-E-I-OUCH Have to stop'em after the fieldgoal from Phil E-I-E-I-OUCH With a missed tackle here And an invisible linebacker there Here a soft coverage there a weak pass rush Everywhere is open for big gains The browns defense still on the field E-I-E-I-OUCH The Browns are going to blow this 14 point lead E-I-E-I-OUCH Another off-season filled with need E-I-E-I-OUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffer X Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 DICEMAN Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTBH Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Gotta keep things equal ... Brady Quinn has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH He looks so handsome and so tall E-I-E-I-OUCH With a flex here and a flex there Here a peck, there a peck Everywhere a peck-peck Brady Quinn has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH And with each dink we say "Hooray" E-I-E-I-OUCH We'll lose each game and be so gay E-I-E-I-OUCH God damn...that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted November 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Gotta keep things equal ... Brady Quinn has the ball E-I-E-I-OUCH LOL! Sick basterd. Staying in the spirit I'm gonna share a dose of reality from 1 of our 3 losses to the ONLY 3 AFC opponents able to win more than 8 games in 2007. Stan looks interested in the science of 3 and outs so here's the 2nd half body by Derek Anderson in our 2007 rematch with Pittsburgh - let's see how many first downs we can count that were gained by our offense and even better point out when the first one you noticed was. If Cribbs doesn't spot us TWO 97+ yard kickoff returns that day - we lose by 17. Enjoy: 3rd Quarter Pittsburgh - 15:00 PIT kicked off, D. Dinkins returned kickoff for 10 yards Cleveland - 14:56 1st-10, CLE35 14:56 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, CLE36 14:20 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right 3rd-9, CLE36 14:13 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 4th-9, CLE36 13:53 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 21 yards Pittsburgh - 13:53 1st-10, PIT36 13:53 W. Parker rushed to the left for 3 yard gain 2nd-7, PIT39 13:19 W. Parker rushed to the right for no gain 3rd-7, PIT39 12:36 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the left 4th-7, PIT39 12:16 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 6 yards Cleveland - 12:16 1st-10, CLE25 12:16 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis to the right for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, CLE26 11:39 J. Lewis rushed to the left for no gain 3rd-9, CLE26 10:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right 4th-9, CLE26 10:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return Pittsburgh - 10:42 1st-10, PIT28 10:42 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the right for 13 yard gain 1st-10, PIT41 10:16 B. Roethlisberger sacked by S. Smith. B. Roethlisberger fumbled. H. Miller recovered fumble 2nd-23, PIT28 9:26 N. Davenport rushed to the right for no gain 3rd-23, PIT28 8:43 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the right 4th-23, PIT28 8:26 D. Sepulveda punt, no return Cleveland - 8:18 1st-10, CLE34 8:18 J. Lewis rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain. J. Lewis fumbled. I. Taylor recovered fumble Pittsburgh - 8:18 1st-10, CLE38 8:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the right for 19 yard gain 1st-10, CLE19 7:44 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain 2nd-8, CLE17 7:03 B. Roethlisberger passed to W. Parker to the right for 5 yard gain 3rd-3, CLE12 6:14 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 12 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT Pittsburgh - 6:14 PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 8 yards Cleveland - 6:10 1st-10, CLE33 6:10 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 9 yard gain 2nd-1, CLE42 5:40 J. Lewis rushed to the right for 2 yard loss 3rd-3, CLE40 4:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right 4th-3, CLE40 4:39 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 6 yards Pittsburgh - 4:39 1st-10, PIT15 4:39 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, PIT16 3:58 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 12 yard gain 1st-10, PIT28 3:24 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, PIT29 2:41 B. Roethlisberger sacked by R. Smith 3rd-14, PIT24 2:01 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Davenport down the middle for 10 yard gain 4th-4, PIT34 1:18 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 7 yards Cleveland - 1:18 1st-10, CLE32 1:18 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis down the middle for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, CLE33 0:40 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 2 yard gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty 2nd-17, CLE25 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left 3rd-17, CLE25 0:07 CLE committed 5 yard penalty 3rd-22, CLE20 0:03 PIT committed 5 yard penalty 4th Quarter Cleveland continued 3rd-17, CLE25 15:00 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 4th-17, CLE25 14:47 D. Zastudil punt, no return Pittsburgh - 14:47 1st-10, PIT34 14:47 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain 2nd-4, PIT40 14:16 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 18 yard gain 1st-10, CLE42 13:32 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, CLE41 12:58 PIT committed 5 yard penalty 2nd-14, CLE46 12:38 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 16 yard gain 1st-10, CLE30 11:55 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle 2nd-10, CLE30 11:47 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle 3rd-10, CLE30 11:32 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for 30 yard touchdown. 2pt attempt converted, B. Roethlisberger pass to H. Ward Pittsburgh - 11:14 PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 100 yard touchdown Cleveland - 11:14 CLE kicked off, A. Rossum returned kickoff for 2 yards Pittsburgh - 11:10 1st-10, PIT22 11:10 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain 2nd-8, PIT24 10:39 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain 3rd-6, PIT26 9:57 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 18 yard gain 1st-10, PIT44 9:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 15 yard gain 1st-10, CLE41 8:45 W. Parker rushed to the left for 6 yard gain 2nd-4, CLE35 8:11 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the left for 10 yard gain 1st-10, CLE25 7:37 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain 2nd-7, CLE22 6:58 B. Roethlisberger sacked by E. Wright 3rd-18, CLE33 6:21 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the right for 20 yard gain 1st-10, CLE13 5:33 W. Parker rushed to the right for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, CLE12 4:52 W. Parker incomplete pass to the right 3rd-9, CLE12 4:47 B. Roethlisberger rushed to the right for 10 yard gain 1st-2, CLE2 3:58 N. Davenport rushed up the middle for no gain 2nd-2, CLE2 3:13 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller down the middle for 2 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT Pittsburgh - 3:13 PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 6 yards Cleveland - 3:10 1st-10, CLE25 3:10 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 2nd-10, CLE25 3:06 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right 3rd-10, CLE25 3:01 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left 4th-10, CLE25 2:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return Pittsburgh - 2:42 1st-10, PIT11 2:42 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain 2nd-9, PIT12 2:38 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain 3rd-7, PIT14 2:00 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for no gain 4th-7, PIT14 1:04 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for no gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty Cleveland - 1:04 1st-10, CLE33 1:04 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right 2nd-10, CLE33 1:00 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 16 yard gain 1st-10, CLE49 0:41 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 2nd-10, CLE49 0:38 D. Anderson passed to K. Winslow to the left for 13 yard gain 1st-10, PIT38 0:27 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 2nd-10, PIT38 0:22 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius down the middle for 3 yard gain 3rd-7, PIT35 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle 4th-7, PIT35 0:06 P. Dawson missed a 52-yard field goal --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you see what I see? A bum a bum who's really freakin dumb with a mind as useless can be and an arm that's worthless to me Said the Steeler fans to the Cleveland fans "He's a freakin keeper looks good looks good especially in our hood with an IQ as big as his 3 with an IQ as big as his 3." And now we got the entire male cheerleading section from Oregon State telling us how great he is. - Tom F. (Defense looked good when they weren't sucking gas. Can you get any more help from the STs than that? The DA fans blamed our D after one without REALLY looking at it the FULL picture. 3 and outs are brutal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gips Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 lol these are all funny heres mine.. The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH Without brady quinn they cannot win.. E-I-E-I-OH With a pick pick here and bad pass there anderson makes the fans boo and swear.. The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH And on the field they just cant win... E-I-E-I-OH With no rush here and a predictable blitz there manning can throw it everywhere.. The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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