How stupid have we become?

[Mr. T]

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009

 

 

 

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

 

2009 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

 

 

 

 

 

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

 

 

2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

 

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not sit still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

 

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

 

 

 

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..

 

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

 

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

 

 

 

Scenario 5:

 

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

 

 

2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

 

 

 

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

 

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

 

 

 

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

 

 

 

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

 

 

2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.

Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

 

 

 

Scenario 8:

Wally falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Nancy. Nancy hugs him to comfort him.

 

1957 - In a short time, Wally feels better and goes on playing.

 

 

2009 - Nancy is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison... Wally undergoes 5 years of therapy.

[Kosar_For_President]

Fear is a son of a bitch.

[Speedyd900rr]

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade around 88 or 89 I pushed a kid while we were in line for running his mouth and he fell into a few other people and knocked them down. A teacher took me to the principals office and he immediately called my mother and asked her if she wanted him to get the paddle down from the wall and beat my ass with it but she said if anyone is going to whip her sons ass it will be her.

 

I couldn't imagine what people would do this day and age if they're kids principal called and asked to whip there ass. Im sure he would be fired and sitting in jail for a while.

[djdawg2010]

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade around 88 or 89 I pushed a kid while we were in line for running his mouth and he fell into a few other people and knocked them down. A teacher took me to the principals office and he immediately called my mother and asked her if she wanted him to get the paddle down from the wall and beat my ass with it but she said if anyone is going to whip her sons ass it will be her.

 

I couldn't imagine what people would do this day and age if they're kids principal called and asked to whip there ass. Im sure he would be fired and sitting in jail for a while.

 

 

I have a child, and I can honestly say that I would be in favor of reinstating corporal punishment. Might cut down on some of the bullshit and outright disrespect that a lot of today's youth show. Thank goodness it's a rare occassion where I have to initiate a spanking, because as the old saying goes "this hurts me more than it hurts you." It's true!