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Here you go. N = Number of potential Browns victories. Just plug in the values for the other elemetns in the equation and you should be able to get your answer.

 

N = ( R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc) x L

 

R* = the number of good looking females in Pittsburgh

fp = Fraction of Steelers players that have not been accused of a felony

ne = Number of Ravens fans that have unique thoughts

fl = Fraction of people in Pittsburgh who have had sex with someone/something of the opposite sex or or non-four-legged species.

fi = Fraction of fl where the person is smarter than an amoeba

fc = Fraction of Fi that don't wear adult diapers

L = Fraction of the fc's diaper wearers that urinate on nearby Steeler fans during a Pittsburgh game

 

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hell no man! I'd rather have Baltimore win the division. Kansas City can definitely give Pittsburgh a tough game, plus it'll be on the road.

 

Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

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Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

 

Guys we forgot, the Steelers are unbeatable. They win always. No matter what. So no team can match up with them. Everyone wins. We lose.

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Guys we forgot, the Steelers are unbeatable. They win always. No matter what. So no team can match up with them. Everyone wins. We lose.

 

Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

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Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

Moeaki, Charles, and McCluster are pretty good passing options, no? KC no doubt has a bit of the paper champion syndrome but they do have a solid defense and a great rushing game (Charles is a good as it gets). Also, Cassel isn't spectacular but is amazingly efficient. They are no pushover.

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Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

 

The outcome of the Steelers/Stains game doesn't matter because you're not gonna beat the other Ohio loser. The Bungles own the Rats...what is it now, 3 or 4 in a row they've beaten you?

Plus you caught them at the wrong time...the Bungles are playing good ball right now.

 

 

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Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

 

If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

 

Same logic.

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Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

Don't get your hopes up purple bird. We were hoping the Browns would beat the ravens but Baltimore had more on the line. Just remember, you still have to beat the Bengals (the team that already beat you this year).

 

Prediction: Steelers win the AFC North, Ravens finish with same record

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If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

 

Same logic.

 

Roddy White isn't their only vertical threat. They also have Tony Gonzalez and Matt Ryan is certainly better than Cassel. Just a FYI we beat the Falcons and it was without Big Ben. They are certainly a improved team but if for some reason we make it to the Super Bowl and the Falcons are the team I'd certainly like the Steelers chances. The Chiefs don't have what it takes to take down a top tier team, especially from a offensive stand point against a top defense.

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Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

I absolutely guarantee the Browns will beat the Steelers this coming Sunday. The Stellers have been winning games on luck this season....as in most seasons. They are not as good a team as the Ratbirds. Flacco is better than Worthlessburger....Rice is better than Whatshisname....the Steelers just plain suck. We will beat them by 10 points, and it will be written off as a fluke....the Steelers overlooked us....thet had a let down...they rested because they already clinched....blah, blah, blah. This is not to say the Browns are a good team...it's just that the Stelers suck. The only negative, is that we will being helping those stupid moron Ratbastards in Baltimore.

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Here you go. N = Number of potential Browns victories. Just plug in the values for the other elemetns in the equation and you should be able to get your answer.

 

N = ( R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc) x L

 

R* = the number of good looking females in Pittsburgh

fp = Fraction of Steelers players that have not been accused of a felony

ne = Number of Ravens fans that have unique thoughts

fl = Fraction of people in Pittsburgh who have had sex with someone/something of the opposite sex or or non-four-legged species.

fi = Fraction of fl where the person is smarter than an amoeba

fc = Fraction of Fi that don't wear adult diapers

L = Fraction of the fc's diaper wearers that urinate on nearby Steeler fans during a Pittsburgh game

You made a pretty funny mathematical joke, and also spelled "amoeba" correctly. There is just no way you are really from Texas. Anyway, R* is virtually zero, so the rest of the equation does not matter.

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i'd say cleveland's chances are slim and none.

 

 

 

and slim was just seen running away from town just as fast as he could.

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