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Twas the Nght Before The Elections.. (funny poem)


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> The Night Before Elections




> Twas the night before elections,

> And all through the town.

> Tempers were flaring,

> Emotions all up and down.


> I, in my bathrobe,

> With a cat in my lap.

> Had cut off the TV,

> Tired of all the political crap.


> When all of a sudden,

> There arose such a noise.

> I peered out of my window,

> Saw Obama and his boys.


> They had come for my wallet,

> They wanted my pay.

> To give to the others,

> Who had not worked for even one day.


> He snatched up my money,

> And quick as a wink.

> Jumped back on his bandwagon,

> As I gagged from the stink.


> He then rallied his henchmen,

> Who were pulling his cart.

> I could tell they were out,

> To tear my country apart.


> On Fannie, on Freddie,

> On Biden and Ayers.

> On Acorn, On Pelosi,

> He screamed at the pairs.


> They took off for his cause,

> And as he flew out of sight.

> I heard him laugh at the nation,

> Who wouldn't stand up and fight.


> So I leave you to think,

> On this one final note.

> If you don't want Socialism,

> Get out there and vote.

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