Zombo Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 A little hazy this morning. My assistant brought over some of her friends last night and we partied into the wee hours. she is still passed out in the pool. But The Great Zomboni's crystal ball is as clear as a bell this week, so let's get right to it: Seattle at Baltimore 1:00 PM Baltimore has played valiantly with backups the last few weeks, but this week reality sets in as they get rolled at home. Seahawks are on a mission and Matt Schaub is not going to stand in the way. SEAHAWKS 34 RAVENS 10 Pittsburgh at Cincinnati 1:00 PM You would think this was the Clash of the Titans, listening to the talking heads this week. Then you remember that the Bungles haven't won a playoff game since Vanilla Ice had the #1 album in the land, and Pittsburgh hasn't won a playoff game since the NFL started testing for HGH. Truth is, this version of the Stillers don't belong on the same field as these cats and this one could get ugly early in the Natti as they sniff a first round bye (Only way they'll ever make the second round). BUNGLES 40 STEELERS 17 San Francisco at Cleveland 1:00 PM A Resistible Force Meets A Moveable Object. That is how SF's offense and Cleve's defense match up. But Frisco (they hate that) has a pretty poor D as well, whereas Cleveland can move the ball. Expect Manziel to make a lot of plays and expect Blaine Gabbert to return to being Blaine Gabbert. Pick Six by Charles Gaines. BROWNS 34 49ERS 19 TGZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Are these serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Are these serious? What's wrong with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Are these serious? Haven't we already had this conversation? For future reference: Yes. Every week ... Yes. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Seattle-35 Baltimore-3 The Seahawks are playing their best ball of the season and Baltimore is playing all backups. Pitt-38 Cinn-34 Steelers squeak out a win in a shootout. Don't see the Bengals beating them twice this year. Brown and Bryant have big games against a banged up Cincy secondary. Dalton and Green expose the Steeler's suspect D but expect a typical bonehead Dalton turnover late in the game. San Fran-20 Cle-17 Manziel flashes and shows signs again but makes a couple big mistakes. The Browns' D plays a pretty good game but Shaun Draughn haunts the Browns and goes for over 100 yards. A last second Phil Dawson game-winner makes the loss sting a little bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 "A Resistable Force Meets A Movable Object" hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 A little hazy this morning.That explains everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Are these serious? A little hazy this morning. As serious as an intoxicated driver is when he thinks he can drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 the browns are toast Niners 24 Clowns 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns149 Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 SF 31 Browns 6 johnny runs around and gets hurt stoolers 34 bungles 31 the rapist wins it at the buzzer Seattle 27 raturds 9 is jimmy clausen still in the league? YIKES!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Bengals 31 Stealers 28 in OT Browns 16 9ers 13 Upset of the week Ravens 21 Seafags 20 And Zombo any of the chicks I work with came to a pool party, there wouldn't be any water left in the pool when they get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Week 13 Results ... Prev .... This ..... YTD Straight-up ........... 27-17 ..... 2-2 .... 29-19 Vs. the spread ..... 24-19-1 .. 1-3 .... 25-22-1 Week 14 Seattle @ Baltimore (+6.0) Line was steady all week at 6... I'd really like to know who is taking BLT and the points. Prediction: SEA 41 BLT 13 Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati (-3.0) This week's Daily Double. Cinci went into PTG and won. I think PG returns the favor due to a combination of enough run stopping D and point pressure to put the game on Droolin' Dalton's shoulders. Prediction: PTG 34 CIN 24 San Francisco @ Cleveland (-1.5) Once more into the breach... If not now, when? Prediction: CLE 27 SF 20 Week 14 Results ... Prev .... This ..... YTD Straight-up ........... 29-19 ..... 0-0 .... Vs. the spread ..... 25-22-1 .. 0-0 .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudfly Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 I predict Joethedicksucker and his soldier buddy spend the week complaining about Zombos picks..... Browns 29 - 49er's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 I will be on the road but am recording the game to watch later today. I'll miss the Tavern banter. Cleveland 23-49'ers 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richiswhere Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Matt Schaub will throw a pick 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns149 Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Matt Schaub is out. Jimmy Clausen is starting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richiswhere Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Matt Schaub Jimmy Clausen will throw a pick 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 the browns are toast Niners 24 Clowns 9 Well.. I don't mind being wrong when We win.. Good job , Assholes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 So I had Browns by 15 and Seahawks by 24, but some bitch is going to come on here and whine that I didn't predict the Andy Dalton broken thumb. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hey Zombo, are you listening to the talking heads? Them talking about the Steelers being NFL titans after today's destruction of the bungles is still goin on. And no, they don't mean Steelers are like the TN Titans. Congrats to the browns on the win today! Solid performance in all phases. Gonna be nice to get a good nights sleep on a Sunday for a change I bet! The way they played today is what I feared at the beginning of the season because no team sucks this bad for this long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Great call again!!!! Let me guess... you're gonna hide behind that spread excuse again. So I had Browns by 15 and Seahawks by 24, but some bitch is going to come on here and whine that I didn't predict the Andy Dalton broken thumb. Bitch #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hey Zombo, are you listening to the talking heads? Them talking about the Steelers being NFL titans after today's destruction of the bungles is still goin on. And no, they don't mean Steelers are like the TN Titans. Congrats to the browns on the win today! Solid performance in all phases. Gonna be nice to get a good nights sleep on a Sunday for a change I bet! The way they played today is what I feared at the beginning of the season because no team sucks this bad for this long. So I had Browns by 15 and Seahawks by 24, but some bitch is going to come on here and whine that I didn't predict the Andy Dalton broken thumb. Bitch #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Somebitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 So I had Browns by 15 and Seahawks by 24, but some bitch is going to come on here and whine that I didn't predict the Andy Dalton broken thumb. Bitch #1 Good try. You would have picked the Bengals to trounce the Steelers if you knew their backup was starting a week ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 So I had Browns by 15 and Seahawks by 24, but some bitch is going to come on here and whine that I didn't predict the Andy Dalton broken thumb. Bitch #2 Lol so I'm bitch #2? Nothing I said had anything to do with your stupid picks there sport, couldn't care less...the intent was to let you know that the Steelers aren't the bums that you so badly wish they were. Embrace it Zombo, the Steelers are once again a formidable contender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Week 14 Not only perfect this week but excepting an underestimation of our defensive effort, pretty damn good on the scores to boot. Seattle @ Baltimore (+6.0) Prediction: SEA 41 BLT 13 FINAL: SEA 35 BLT 6 - W/W Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati (-3.0) Prediction: PTG 34 CIN 24 FINAL: PTG 33 CIN 20 - WW/WW San Francisco @ Cleveland (-1.5) Prediction: CLE 27 SF 20 FINAL: CLE 24 SF 10 - W/W Week 14 Results ... Prev .... This ..... YTD Straight-up ........... 29-19 ..... 4-0 .... 33-19 Vs. the spread ..... 25-22-1 .. 4-0 .... 29-26-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 What he said!!!! Bitch #1 performs cunnilingus on Bitch #2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Congratulations to The Great Zomboni ... Two perfect picks, and one miscalculation regarding Andy Dalton breaking his thumb. Next week I will attempt to predict injuries too, but still a stellar week! You're welcome. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Keep the pics coming. Oh and keep the picks coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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