Zombo Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Well, first week on the job, A.J.'s mom forgets to get me an injury report that cost me a pick. It was still a successful week overall, so we will keep her around in the back room to keep McCarron in check, but meet my new assistant: Zelda. What Zelda may lack in looks she makes up for in keen awareness, hearing, smelling and injury reports. She is on a two week trial, if she helps me nail the AFC North the next two weeks we'll sign her on for a full-time gig next year. Pittsburgh at Baltimore 1:00 PM Zelda's first assignment is a double-dipper and a no-brainer. She says the last dog that bet on Ryan Mallett ended up at Michael Vick's house. But don't pop the playoff cork, yet, Steeler fans, Zelda tells me a Beagle in Hoboken has a hot tip that the Jets will upset the Pats today. STEELERS 34 RAVENS 17 Cleveland at Kansas City 1:00 PM The Chiefs are rolling with defense, but offensively they actually lag behind the Browns in Time of Possession, Third Down Conversions, and Passing yards. That catches up with them today as Johnny Manziel starts feeling comfortable as the #1 and starts making plays early and often. The Browns get the Chiefs down 14-zip and KC lacks the firepower to catch up. Zelda concurs ... two paws up for the Dawgs. BROWNS 27 CHIEFS 20 Cincinnati at Denver 8:30 PM Monday Night Football Well this is the matchup we dreamed of in the early season, two AFC Powers vying for supremacy, and it looks to be a shootout between ... A.J. McCarron and Brock Osweiler? OK, so it will be a defensive battle. And Denver is a little better at that, and home, so Zelda and I are going with the Broncs. Shut up, A.J.'s Mom, you're outvoted, go make me a sandwich. BRONCOS 16 BUNGLES 12 TGZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richiswhere Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Bowe spills the bean on the Chiefs offense, Andy Reid makes a coaching blunder at the end of the game. Browns 27 Chiefs 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Week 15 Results ... Prev .... This ..... YTD Straight-up ........... 33-19 ..... 4-0 .... 37-19 Vs. the spread ..... 29-26-1 .. 3-1 .... 32-27-1 Week 16 Pittsburgh @ Baltimore (+10.0) This game could get ugly fast... and not just because I need a good showing by the Ravens D in my League 1, Fantasy final. Not even the weather is cooperating... Prediction: PTG 44 BLT 13 Cincinnati @ Denver (-3.5) In this battle of the back ups I like AJ better, but in the battle of the D's I like Denver's a lot better. Too much weight on AJ's young shoulders in a mile high deep freeze... Prediction: DNV 27 CIN 16 Cleveland @ Kansas City (-12.5) In the immortal words of Marty Feldman, "Could be worse. Could be raining." As it is expected 17 mph winds lead to a combined 4 extra-point misses. Prediction: KC 23 CLE 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Browns 27 Chefs 17 Just call it a feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted December 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Zelda is obviously a good luck charm. I knew if I bet on the Steelers they would lose and we would be troll free. Until tomorrow, at least. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Zelda is obviously a good luck charm. I knew if I bet on the Steelers they would lose and we would be troll free. Until tomorrow, at least. Z They'll be here soon enough to spout off thier Stooler BS.. But.. It was nice to hear they lost , none the less.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Zelda is obviously a good luck charm. I knew if I bet on the Steelers they would lose and we would be troll free. Until tomorrow, at least. Z I bet on the Stoolers as well.. If I had known all it would take for them to lay an egg was for me to bet on them I would've started years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Zelda is obviously a good luck charm. I knew if I bet on the Steelers they would lose and we would be troll free. Until tomorrow, at least. Z Where are all your Steeler fan detractors now? You pick them to win against a supposedly inferior opponent....and they cack up a furball. Why aren't they in here jumping in your shit for making that bad pick. Why? Because they are craven, feckless, hypocritical, gutless, cowardly......besides obviously being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Browns 27 Chefs 17 Just call it a feeling. Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Pittsburgh @ Baltimore (+10.0) Prediction: PTG 44 BLT 13 Final: BLT 20 PTG 17 - LL/LL Cincinnati @ Denver (-3.5) Prediction: DNV 27 CIN 16 Final: DNV 20 CIN 17 - W/L Cleveland @ Kansas City (-12.5) Prediction: KC 23 CLE 16 Final: KC 17 CLE 13 - W/W Week 16 Results ... Prev .... This ..... YTD Straight-up ........... 37-19 ..... 2-2 .... 39-21 Vs. the spread ..... 32-27-1 .. 1-3 .... 33-30-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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