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Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer


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the pics are not similar enough to make a funny point, not at all.

 

just dumb.

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The zodiac killings happened in the late 60's-early 70s; Cruz was born in 1970. Either Ted Cruz is pulling some Doc Brown shit...or he is a prime example of why you should be pro choice.

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not if it's a liberal emotional knee jerk party, I wouldn't be there....

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Ted Cruz - front man for Stryper

 

Originally there was a rumor floating around that Ted Cruz was/is the Zodiac Killer. Obviously it was purposefully a ridiculous rumor, some t-shirts were made, and life went on. Now Ted Cruz is much more plausibly being accused of being Stryper frontman Michael Sweet. I mean, look at the resemblance in the picture above!

 

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I'm not saying @tedcruz might be the lead singer of @Stryper. I'm saying he's DEFINITELY the lead singer of Stryper.

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In all seriousness though, have any of you heard what his pastor father has been preaching to his congregation? Something about teddy being one of the prophesized great biblical kings. I mean seriously. And it gets weirder but can' t remember it all. Like where the fuck does the republican party pull these a holes from? Literally with the excepton of Kasich and Paul, it's one bigger asshole after another. I mean utter clowns. And running Trump could possibly alienate the middle for generations unless that guy comes out after the convention and says "hahaha fooled all these right wing nutjobs now lets' get to the real business".

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In all seriousness though, have any of you heard what his pastor father has been preaching to his congregation? Something about teddy being one of the prophesized great biblical kings. I mean seriously. And it gets weirder but can' t remember it all. Like where the fuck does the republican party pull these a holes from? Literally with the excepton of Kasich and Paul, it's one bigger asshole after another. I mean utter clowns. And running Trump could possibly alienate the middle for generations unless that guy comes out after the convention and says "hahaha fooled all these right wing nutjobs now lets' get to the real business".

 

Trump is the only one the middle and left has been voting for in the primaries - because Trump himself is closer to the center than everybody else including Kasich (and especially Cruz) - sans for immigration.

 

Cruz's wife also talked about him being chosen one or something - and Glenn Beck has said the world will end without Cruz and some crazy shit.

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yeah that anointed shit. It got weird like Ted was gonna bring the spoils of war back home to the "priest class"....I mean these people need drummed off the face of the planet cause I am sick and god damn fucking tired of this old testament Shiite rubbish nonsense.

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In all seriousness though, have any of you heard what his pastor father has been preaching to his congregation? Cleve

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Have you figured out yet, that ObaMao's father was an avowed communist?

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In all seriousness though, have any of you heard what his pastor father has been preaching to his congregation? Cleve

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Have you figured out yet, that ObaMao's father was an avowed communist?

 

Being a communist to me is almost cute when compared to what I read Cruz's father is saying. I understand what a communist is. I don't understand brining the "spoils of war to the priest class". I just don't even know where to begin with that. I'm befuddled on multiple layers, even layers I haven't even realized yet.

 

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what ever happened to Ed btw? He was like on paid assignment here by a Trump super pac...after the election he became like all emo and shit. Like ok i guess it's cool Trump won but whatever life sucks.

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