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Will you be prepared for ..when..an Obamao-inspired national crisis hits?


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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/14/survival-expert-breaks-down-everything-you-need-in-your-bug-out-bag-to-survive-an-emergency/

 

● Lightweight clothing
● Water bottle with built in filter
● Duct tape
● Medical bag
● Food, including “survival ration bricks”
● Space blanket
● Poncho
● Gloves
● Goggles
● Headlamp with spare batteries
● Iodine
● Map and compass
● Matches
● Knife

 

and I would add,

 

toilet paper

a magnesium fire starter

dust masks

A large, lightweight tarp

security protection - tear gas, gun, ammo...

a small book on edible plants, with pictures and warning of look-a-likes

a hundred yards of rope

fishing equipment.-fold up fishing poles can be great.

 

Someday, an emergency may hit near you. Or,,, most of the state you live in.

What if it happens this year?

 

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You forgot...

An acoustic guitar with 10 packs of strings. .10's

Swank magazine

Ketchup

Extra pairs of socks

Carton of smokes (fuck it)

Bottle of bourbon for those cold nites

Weed

Extra underwear

Tent

A pistol

TOOTHBRUSH

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I did forget catsup. My guitar would never handle the weather. as far as backpacks go,

there isn't any room for a tent, unless you can drive out of state, to a safe destination.

 

The lightweight, large tarp can be made into a beautiful lean-to. the toothbrush, etc, are included

in the medical kit for small items. and clothes were already mentioned.

 

Not really a prepper. But we do have boxes of food we can take with us in an emergency.

 

Dirty bomb, compliments of ObaMao's assholish illegal immigration flood. National violent social strife in a major part of a state...

based on ObaMao's racist/class warfare strategy.

 

I think we haven't seen the worst of obamao yet. that's very bad.

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a trusty .22 rifle is an outstanding survival gun, and the fishing equipment is a must.

 

Sure, "it's never going to happen". Oh, and some stainless steel eating utensils to cook in,

and boil water in.

 

Until it does. Obamao would love to create a national crisis, and then invite the

UN troops to come in, and declare martial law. It's the only way the dirtbag will

ever accomplish anything in his political agenda, the freakin commie loser.

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I think we haven't seen the worst of obamao yet. that's very bad.

 

oh yeah, he's basically "dying" to leave offfice..he's practically already packed. But ur right, we haven't seen the worst of him.

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oh yeah, he's basically "dying" to leave offfice..he's practically already packed. But ur right, we haven't seen the worst of him.

Just wait until he bans all guns. Just like he was planning to do all along!

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he can't get to first base with that one, woodypeckerhead.

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What exactly would one of these crises look like? Assuming it's not zombies that is. Because if it is, I'm all set. Seatbelts, cardio, double tap.

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I can see situations where there could be a total breakdown of society. Look at what happens every time we have some bad weather and how quickly the shelves empty at the grocery stores. People panic.Look at what happened in New Orleans with hurricane Katrina. Look at what happens when we have rioting. Now look at what would happen if something like this would happen on a national scale.

 

In the thirties we had the Great Depression. I talked to some people who lived through that. One guy told me his family ate lard sandwiches. If we had something like that today people aren't going to be eating lard sandwiches. There will be rioting before that would happen.

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The cardio thing was so next level tbh. Had never occurred to me before that.

 

IKR, guns/blunt object, food/water, somewhere safe, then maybe entertainment. Ultimately make your way to an island that you can clear of zombies (and zombos) and farm. Oh hey, we're back OT :D

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zombies don't swim. They won't be on the island, unless there's a bridge.

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The cardio thing was so next level tbh. Had never occurred to me before that.

 

Two strangers were out backpacking in the woods. They came upon each other and decided to walk the next bit together. Around a bend in the trail they came face to face with a bear. One stranger drops to his knee, fetches his running shoes from his backpack and begins removing his hiking boots. The other stranger just stares and says, "There is no way you can run faster than that bear."

 

The kneeling stranger stands up and replies, "I don't have to be faster than the bear. I only have to be faster than you."

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zombies don't swim. They won't be on the island, unless there's a bridge.

They don't have air in their lungs either so theoretically they could walk along the bottom of a body of water slowly and inexorably until they emerge on your island and eat you alive.

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we aren't talking about movies. that's another forum. Let's keep to the subject here.

For instance, you have a major crisis, have to evacuate your home, maybe for a month or two.

Something horrible happened, terrorist act, freak gigantic tornado-hurricane, some nuke plant

major disaster.... or societal breakdown...

 

what would you and your fellow townsfolk do? what would you take with you?

The people at Katrina never planned for that to happen. Or else they would have moved?

What if something does happen? Where would you go, what would you take with you?

 

Suppose we get hit by a terrorist attack, and obamao goes full bill ayers and bernidine dorn?

 

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/weatherunderground/today.html He was friends with ayers, btw.

started his career at ayers' father's home.

 

Would you know how to survive?

 

Okay, ignore all that, and go with a more plausible scenario. You go out west, or to Canada or Alaska,

on vacation. You get lost on some side dirt road, way out in the wildnerness, and your car breaks down.

 

No communication, no cell towers. Nobody knows where you went, or if you're even there.

You can't walk out. Would you have the know how to do well in that environment? What if it

was a beautiful fall day just a week before winter?

 

Just curious. It's more like having a first aid kit and a fire estinguisher. You know you won't have a fire or get

hurt...but what if?

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I could make the best pancakes from scratch, start a fire several ways, build a shelter,

find water and food, stay warm, use various plants for food and medicine, at least a bit,

 

Saw this write up on a couple who drove through Utah..or Idaho... in winter, and their car

cronked, quit running, way, way out in the wilderness.

 

their choices were terrible. Would ya know how to make good choices?

 

suppose you go fishing and camping way up N. in Ontario? Car won't start, cell phone won't work,

you are in the wilderness. Stranded for days/weeks... you're at the end of some small dirt road you noticed,

at the end of the paved road, end of the gravel road....

 

would ya know how to make smart decisions and stay safe/fed/safely hydrated?

 

just interesting to think about.

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Well, if my car broke down in the middle of nowhere, then I doubt Id have anything with me. Unless I thought to fill my truck with survival stuff. which I wouldnt.....but in Alaska....in the wilderness....a week before winter.....I know Id have warm clothes and a blanket(cause I always do).....Id have a lighter or 2, some snacks and outdoorsy stuff.....plus, Id have my car for shelter and some scooby snacks(plus Id probably have my dog too....so if I got really really hungry, then so sorry for scoobs) ;)....

 

But...yeah....I think Id survive long enough.....the car would provide many things like tools and materials for cutting, hunting etc....and have very good camping/survival skills that I think would carry me.....hopefully.....

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On the bus? Yeah that was cool.

 

me and my buddy were laughing maniacally the whole movie. We were the only ones. We knew it was gonna be great 30 seconds into the movie when that girl in the car got utterly T boned trying to get away from her boyfriend/husband.

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