Jump to content
THE BROWNS BOARD

My Retirement Plan


One Post

Recommended Posts

All the money I have paid in throughout my lifetime I'll never get to see my social security. So..when I get old and gray and if I'm financially unable to feed myself...

 

I'm going to buy a gun and kill a child molester. I will go to prison where I will be looked up to for cleansing parts of a world of perversion and the government/state will feed me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All the money I have paid in throughout my lifetime I'll never get to see my social security. So..when I get old and gray and if I'm financially unable to feed myself...

 

I'm going to buy a gun and kill a child molester. I will go to prison where I will be looked up to for cleansing parts of a world of perversion and the government/state will feed me.

How old are you?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All the money I have paid in throughout my lifetime I'll never get to see my social security. So..when I get old and gray and if I'm financially unable to feed myself...

 

I'm going to buy a gun and kill a child molester. I will go to prison where I will be looked up to for cleansing parts of a world of perversion and the government/state will feed me.

oh, stop.

 

just move to the wildnerness and live off the land. Don't you watch those shows on TV?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pretty sure you will see it. I just turned 62. I remember when I turned 50 people were saying the same thing. Just got my second 'early' social security payment posted today.

Good news because jail sucks. I like cold drinks and hot puss and they ain't got it in there.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pretty sure you will see it. I just turned 62. I remember when I turned 50 people were saying the same thing. Just got my second 'early' social security payment posted today.

 

Leech! I didn't start drawing mine until this year.

 

Next year... MEDICARE! My retiree medical plan has already started sending me farewell cards. Highly likely I'll send them a hip replacement tab early next year as a thank you...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...