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Kizer played well enough to win...AGAIN.............. the reason the Browns lost was because of Hue Jackson. Why did he let Marty Shottenheimer and Bernie Kosar call the game today? 21- 7 and then............... CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE................... LMAO @ the Browns.

Seriously, I hear guys say that we have to develop continuity, DUDES................ the Browns are the model of continuity....................

1) Do not participate in drafting play makers

2) Do not make a QB a top priority. Continually refuse to get a quality QB.

3) Waste draft #1 picks on average talent like Garrett, Coleman and Joe Thomas

4) Call plays as if Bernie Kosar was the OC                          2nd and 1......................D biting on the run.............call a slow developing sideways running play.....go to 3d and 8.

Hue wasting a challenge on a pass play that only took the opponent to the 39 yard line? Idiotic. Hue losing the challenge? HILARIOUS.

DORSEY's RECORD AS GM -   0 - 1  He picks up where Sackashitsi left off.

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1 minute ago, Ghoolie said:

DORSEY's RECORD AS GM -   0 - 1  He picks up where Sackashitsi left off.

While technically 100% correct, his real Browns record doesn't begin until September 2018. 

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7 minutes ago, D Bone said:

While technically 100% correct, his real Browns record doesn't begin until September 2018. 

NO, it began the day he was hired. The loss is on him. He took the paycheck, he takes the loss. If you want to powder his asss and start making excuses for yet another jackoff that we will keep too long, by all means, jump right back into the cesspool that Browns fans have created. Make excuses, give him slack, rub baby oil on his nutsack.

Sorry Dude, if MY asss is on the line, I woiuld have been on the sideling chewing Hue's asss out. Dumb play calling, Bernie/Marty style cowardice with a lead, stupid challenge to lose a time out on a pass play that was not critical, penalties, a defense that is as undisciplined as it gets? 

Dorsey eats this loss HUGE.................. I would fire him. Seriously. He should be fired.

How the fukc do you allow your team to lose this game? Absolutely unacceptable.

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Just now, Ghoolie said:

NO, it began the day he was hired. The loss is on him. He took the paycheck, he takes the loss. If you want to powder his asss and start making excuses for yet another jackoff that we will keep too long, by all means, jump right back into the cesspool that Browns fans have created. Make excuses, give him slack, rub baby oil on his nutsack.

Sorry Dude, if MY asss is on the line, I woiuld have been on the sideling chewing Hue's asss out. Dumb play calling, Bernie/Marty style cowardice with a lead, stupid challenge to lose a time out on a pass play that was not critical, penalties, a defense that is as undisciplined as it gets? 

Dorsey eats this loss HUGE.................. I would fire him. Seriously. He should be fired.

How the fukc do you allow your team to lose this game? Absolutely unacceptable.

Uh oh, why do I have visions of Bruce Banner shaking violently, while turning green and outgrowing his clothes....... "Don't make Ghoolie angry, nobody likes it when Ghoolie's angry." 

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24 minutes ago, Ghoolie said:

Kizer played well enough to win...AGAIN.............. the reason the Browns lost was because of Hue Jackson. Why did he let Marty Shottenheimer and Bernie Kosar call the game today? 21- 7 and then............... CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE................... LMAO @ the Browns.

Seriously, I hear guys say that we have to develop continuity, DUDES................ the Browns are the model of continuity....................

1) Do not participate in drafting play makers

2) Do not make a QB a top priority. Continually refuse to get a quality QB.

3) Waste draft #1 picks on average talent like Garrett, Coleman and Joe Thomas

4) Call plays as if Bernie Kosar was the OC                          2nd and 1......................D biting on the run.............call a slow developing sideways running play.....go to 3d and 8.

Hue wasting a challenge on a pass play that only took the opponent to the 39 yard line? Idiotic. Hue losing the challenge? HILARIOUS.

DORSEY's RECORD AS GM -   0 - 1  He picks up where Sackashitsi left off.

But...is he really in charge? What seems to be the biggest problem is Jimmah. He's the one in charge and keeps meddling. If everybody reports to Jimmah, then Jimmah is the one to blame.

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5 hours ago, flyingfooldoug said:

But...is he really in charge? What seems to be the biggest problem is Jimmah. He's the one in charge and keeps meddling. If everybody reports to Jimmah, then Jimmah is the one to blame.

I have no basis to refute you, other than his name. I like Hasalami better than Jimmah. I also don't get the firing of Sashi. We are way under the cap, actually have some decent players, and 2 first round picks next year. What is this new dikhed going to do differently? By the way, as a GM, he is 0 - 1. He owns today's lost.

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5 hours ago, D Bone said:

Uh oh, why do I have visions of Bruce Banner shaking violently, while turning green and outgrowing his clothes....... "Don't make Ghoolie angry, nobody likes it when Ghoolie's angry." 

LMAO. Seriously, look these GM caulksuckers make enough money for us to hold the damned bar ultra high. As GM, he could have removed Hue, but he didn't, his decision was to go with the status quo. As such, the loss is his. He is responsible for it, just as much as Hue.

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1 hour ago, Ghoolie said:

I have no basis to refute you, other than his name. I like Hasalami better than Jimmah. I also don't get the firing of Sashi. We are way under the cap, actually have some decent players, and 2 first round picks next year. What is this new dikhed going to do differently? By the way, as a GM, he is 0 - 1. He owns today's lost.

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3 hours ago, boo fagley said:

Get real Ghoolie.

Youre not placing this loss on Dorsey. WTF, is he supposed to do  after a few days on the job? Haslam wants to keep Hue and Dorsey is forced to like it. Dorsey never had a losing season with the Chiefs. If the Browns do not go at least 8 - 8 next season Hue should be out.

For the first time boo, I agree with your post.

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Hey, look. If you want to powder everyone's a$$ and lower the bar? You go right ahead. The loss is on Dorsey. If he doesn't like it, if he is "forced" to take Hue............ Boo Hoo Bwaaa Haaaa..... Life is not fair. Seriously, all you wankers do is make excuses for people. I wanted Hue Jackson gone after the first quarter of his first preseason game. Based on the team making the same stupid mistakes, I saw that he would be total schidt.

Same with Dorsey. Look man, this guy isn't a factory line worker. He is the #2 man in the organization. If he doesn't have the balls it takes to change and get the best out of this team RIGHT NOW................ then I hope he dies tonight in his sleep.

I don't want to hear, "what can he do"? Enough of this schidt already. The loss is on him. He is 0 - 1 as a GM. If he can tolerate losing? Fukc him, I hope he dies.

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31 minutes ago, Ghoolie said:

If he can tolerate losing? Fukc him, I hope he dies.

You're right. It's on him to fire Hue. Hue isn't the future. Hue isn't leading this team to the playoffs. He just helped create a "losing culture". From this point forward if he wins two games in 2018 we're just delaying him getting fired. People say oh we've gotta have continuity, or "oh we couldn't find a better head coach!". How can we not find a better head coach then 1-28? He won't magically turn it around in a season. The Rams canned Fischer and now they're cooking, yet we have to wait multiple years to try and win. You're right and on point Ghoolie. Dorsey's job is to win, and I'm willing to bet we're more likely to lose than win with Hue Jackson at the helm.

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On ‎12‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 4:53 PM, Ghoolie said:

Kizer played well enough to win...AGAIN.............. the reason the Browns lost was because of Hue Jackson. Why did he let Marty Shottenheimer and Bernie Kosar call the game today? 21- 7 and then............... CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE................... LMAO @ the Browns.

Seriously, I hear guys say that we have to develop continuity, DUDES................ the Browns are the model of continuity....................

1) Do not participate in drafting play makers

2) Do not make a QB a top priority. Continually refuse to get a quality QB.

3) Waste draft #1 picks on average talent like Garrett, Coleman and Joe Thomas

4) Call plays as if Bernie Kosar was the OC                          2nd and 1......................D biting on the run.............call a slow developing sideways running play.....go to 3d and 8.

Hue wasting a challenge on a pass play that only took the opponent to the 39 yard line? Idiotic. Hue losing the challenge? HILARIOUS.

DORSEY's RECORD AS GM -   0 - 1  He picks up where Sackashitsi left off.

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