calfoxwc Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 sorry... rewrote "Ghost Riders in the Sky" An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way When he heard a radio blare "It's the Women's USA!" just echoing through the ragged sky, he gave it a hip-hooray. but when he heard about her, and her crapping on our Flag. Her heart being black and shiny and she blew like a windbag.... A bolt of disgust went through him as she ran our country to the dump. For he was a Real American, and wondered what animal she'd hump... And then for the first time, the cattle started to moo... he thought they were a-talkin, he didn't know what to do. So he just listened closely, and he thought he heard them say... "If rapinisaho and hates America, she should just move away..." He nodded in agreement, and his horse swished tail against an itch. "For surely she is a scumbucket, and really is a nasty bitch...", She hates our Real American President, and she sure is a toxic witch..... and he sang: Yippie yi yay Yippie yi ooh Rap-in-is-a-ho............ The USA women's soccer team made their country proud, but one of them was so nasty, she stank up to the clouds... her shirt all soaked with hatred, for our country, but she don't care... 'Cause she ain't got no honor, and has no intelligence up stairs... The cattle then went quiet, and the stars shined so bright. He wondered why the bitch would would leave her coffin before night. for surely she was quite evil, and a nasty slut for sure. Surely the rest of the team, is disgusted with her. Yippie yi yay Yippie yi ooh Rap-in-is-a-ho............ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbluhm86 Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, jbluhm86 said: If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand. I'm sure visionaries like Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe had their critics in their day too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, OldBrownsFan said: I'm sure visionaries like Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe had their critics in their day too.. Well considering Poe died at age 40, there's that. LOL!🍺🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbluhm86 Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 That which we call a rube, By any other name would still be as simple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, jbluhm86 said: If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: "Things they do look awful c-c-cold I hope I stroke out before I get old" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 funny thing is, the lib wonks on the board probably have never heard the song..... CNN or MSNBC never played it.... and they prove time and time again they have no sense of humor. That was funny, dammit. Took me just under ten minutes. lol https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjQ7a-uia3jAhWbQs0KHTd6AYwQ3ywwAHoECA0QBA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMynzbmrtp9I&usg=AOvVaw3yAyu2XvLYcNE3j71iQnu3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 I think Steve should do this song in every concert, you betcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 Well played Diehard!🤣 "I hope I die before I get old" And I remember those pointy toed shoes too. They're gonna be in Ohio Sept 10. https://tickets-center.com/search/the-who-tickets/?performerId=965&performerName=The+Who&nid=2&tagid=153&atid=153&accid=140079353&nid=2&cid=71468367300907&kwid=71468738377501&akwd=the who&dmt=e&bmt=be&dist=s&uq=the who&device=c&ismobile=false&msclkid=8254dcd67e4514821ebf81f1f958f5f3&loc_physical_ms=66035&loc_interest_ms=&vx=0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 hours ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, htownbrown said: Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime The government cannot control what people think in there minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 I'm really getting nervous now. I drew a mustache on one of my teachers pics in the fourth grade yearbook. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: The government cannot control what people think in there minds. Only what they do with their bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: Only what they do with their bodies Explain grasshopper. We need your infinite wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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calfoxwc Posted July 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 hours ago, htownbrown said: Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime well, I'd just like to see them arrest all those cattle and the cowboy. That should be entertaining. and criticizing down our country deserves for the crtiticizer to be criticized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 now a days, Redd Fox would be banned by the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MLD Woody Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Dance puppets, dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, MLD Woody said: Dance puppets, dance How many does it take to tango? Oh I remember... WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Goddamn boys I need to get those "Rapi-no!" with a circle slash shirts out fast while the boomers are boomin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LogicIsForSquares Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 The only thing I like more than being outraged by trivial shit is Denny’s. That breakfast makes me forget all about that thing that made me really mad and won’t matter in 4 days. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, LogicIsForSquares said: The only thing I like more than being outraged by trivial shit is Denny’s. That breakfast makes me forget all about that thing that made me really mad and won’t matter in 4 days. The All American Slam? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, htownbrown said: The All American Slam? 100%! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 but seitously. you thought my ballad was funny. and I didn't even add it the "doot doot doot doot"s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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