calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 In honor of the 44th President of the United States, a famous ice cream shop has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow! The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 If you were to ask for a list of the ingredients would it be transparent? Or would it show that it really is full of Bull manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 And, I hear that, coming to a bar near you, a new mixed drink is being developed: It's called the "Oh, Bama Slamma" How to make it: 2 oz. Russian Vodka 2 oz. mashed Russian caviar 1 oz Trotstea 1 oz Stalinade 1 oz Molotav Crocktail Juice 1 tsp Hell Mans Mao 1 tsp Bolshedip over green ice in a red cup It's free with a $400 dollar cover charge, and you have to share it with everybody at the party. If there is any left over, you can drink that... and you pay 3 dollars energy to make it tax, for fighting global warming, and you pay 75 dollars to assure you an emergency room trip in the next two weeks, if you need it after drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choco Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 so does this attempt at low-brow humor mean its ok to throw rocks at hypocrytes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 It was just a slice of cal's stand-up routine featured at the Sandusky Tea Party some months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Eater Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 wow that was really lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Of course it's a good bit lame, what the heck you want in 60 seconds? But not as lame as ridiculing Palin's children, especially their little son with autism. So, let's conclude that: Libs don't like lame jokes about their guy. But some of them love humiliating and hurting Palin's children - it's funny because they don't like Palin. For all the world, I'll never understand. If I poked the same kind of fun at Palin, I'd get a "Thank you" from a few libs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 But not as lame as ridiculing Palin's children, especially their little son with autism. He doesn't have Autism. So, let's conclude that: Libs don't like lame jokes about their guy. Smart ppl don't like your lame jokes about anyone. Not because of who they're directed at (I couldn't give less of a shit), but because they're so damn unfunny. But some of them love humiliating and hurting Palin's children - it's funny True. Humiliating Palins is fun indeed. because they don't like Palin. Wrong. I love her, as I've stated numerous times here. For all the world, I'll never understand. If I poked the same kind of fun at Palin, I'd get a "Thank you" from a few libs. Probably not, since you are incapable of being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 so does this attempt at low-brow humor mean its ok to throw rocks at hypocrytes? Choco ******************************************** Your spelling is low-brow. Find the incorrect spelling.... and you meant "it's" - for "it is" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 In honor of the 44th President of the United States, a famous ice cream shop has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow! The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated? This has to be the gayest post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 so does this attempt at low-brow humor mean its ok to throw rocks at hypocrytes? Choco ******************************************** Your spelling is low-brow. Find the incorrect spelling.... and you meant "it's" - for "it is" No imagination. Stick to beating people into submission with the same gay rhetoric from 1950. You're good at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Smart ppl don't like your lame jokes about anyone. Not because of who they're directed at (I couldn't give less of a shit), but because they're so damn unfunny. LOL, dude too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 And, I hear that, coming to a bar near you, a new mixed drink is being developed: It's called the "Oh, Bama Slamma" How to make it: 2 oz. Russian Vodka 2 oz. mashed Russian caviar 1 oz Trotstea 1 oz Stalinade 1 oz Molotav Crocktail Juice 1 tsp Hell Mans Mao 1 tsp Bolshedip over green ice in a red cup It's free with a $400 dollar cover charge, and you have to share it with everybody at the party. If there is any left over, you can drink that... and you pay 3 dollars energy to make it tax, for fighting global warming, and you pay 75 dollars to assure you an emergency room trip in the next two weeks, if you need it after drinking. Whoops, I was wrong, gayest post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spunkonmyback DPOY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Whoops, I was wrong, gayest post ever. Kosar, I agree with you. (Assuming you are talking about the concepts, such as sharing what is 100% rightfully yours) Those are pretty gay. Cal, using gay concepts like those in your joke are what make them gay! If you would have used less gay concepts, such as "you are not forced to give away anything that is 100% rightfully yours", then it would have made it less gay in the eyes of both me an Kosar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Kosar, I agree with you. (Assuming you are talking about the concepts, such as sharing what is 100% rightfully yours) Those are pretty gay. Cal, using gay concepts like those in your joke are what make them gay! If you would have used less gay concepts, such as "you are not forced to give away anything that is 100% rightfully yours", then it would have made it less gay in the eyes of both me an Kosar. He's just running out of ways of saying the same thing over and over again. Just curious here, is there anyone who thinks anyone should get a free meal ticket, hell NO. If you need it you get it, if your a lazy asshole you don't. It's figuring out who needs it, not classifying a whole group because of the shit you see on TV. It's trying to work towards a solution rather then sitting on ideals from 1890. All efforts are put into complaining like bitches and doing nothing about it and then not providing a solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Apparently, it was an important joke, it brought the wailing and knashing of the ususal arrogant kind of socialist teeth. Must have some serious merit, or it would have been ignored. Truth gets around to being told. With libs, NOTHING is ever funny about their allegience to whining, utopian, anti-status-quo boosheet. And true enough to form, the anger seeths and the personal attacks start. Oh, and her little son most certainly IS AUTISTIC. The denial of that, is the most immature and dishonest CYA to come about this board in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Must have some serious merit, or it would have been ignored. You merely wish that was the case when, in reality, some posters here just enjoy bashing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Some posters here enjoy bashing anyone who disagrees with their parroted leftist/progressive (anti-American) opinions. Some deny the holocaust, some deny that Sarah Palin's young son is autistic, so they can ridicule him without looking like angry sludges. Maybe some actually want to live in a socialist society with no freedoms at all - so they don't have to be responsible for themselves. Whatever. The REST of us LOVE OUR RED, WHITE, and BLUE. Although, because of Obama, Hank Williams has a new song out "Red, White, and Pink Slip Blues". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Oh, and her little son most certainly IS AUTISTIC. The denial of that, is the most immature and dishonest CYA to come about this board in a long time. More dishonest than talking and talking and talking about something you're completely and utterly uniformed about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Just curious here, is there anyone who thinks anyone should get a free meal ticket, hell NO. Kos, I don't think that's the way a lot of the guys on the left here feel. Welfare to Work got great resistance from the left and now poof. If you need it you get it, if your a lazy asshole you don't. That'd be fine if that's how it worked. Anybody on either side think it does? WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 For those who didn't like the jokes here is really good book written by a joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 That'd be fine if that's how it worked. Anybody on either side think it does? WSS Of course not. But not helping the poverty-stricken b/c some ppl cheat the system is reckless at best and UnAmerican at worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Palin's youngest son does have Down Syndrome. Heather has an autistic son, (Sarah's older sister) Even McCain it was than refered to "autistic" But THAT justifies the ridicule of Palin's youngest son ? That he has Down Syndrome, so it's fine by you? And this thread is about some harmless goofy jokes about Obama, and this is what it comes to? Your feeble, hateful, and ignorant defense of ridiculing Palin's son? Enough with Palin. Dang, you'd think Obama wasn't successful at stealing the pres election... All you couple of goofs have is hate? And bashing Palin and anyone else that moves without your Stalinist permission? Face it, we need some more Obama jokes, because he IS a JOKE of a president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Kos, I don't think that's the way a lot of the guys on the left here feel. Welfare to Work got great resistance from the left and now poof. Well I do here Steve. Just more reason the pigeonholing on the board and over the US is the most communist thing people can do. I take shit for face value and fags like Cal thinks it funny to make gay ass jokes about dividing our country (ironically the same thing Stalin did, Trotsky anyone?). Stop your whining and find a solution. Let's discuss a solution. That'd be fine if that's how it worked. Anybody on either side think it does? WSS True Steve, it doesn't work but that is what I am trying to think of. I'll be honest, I don't think I can come up with something that would suffice both "parties" ideals. People think Obama is the reason our country is going to fail, wrong, it is bipartisan childish (see Cal's post above about ice cream?) shit that doesn't allow anything to get done. I don't think from the time I have been here a real solution to welfare from anyone, me included. There is a gray area here, as I said before my father was on disability for 15 years growing up and still is as a vet. Now who to say he wasn't cheating the system? Who to say he wasn't paying off the doctor to say he disabled. Don't worry he is worthy. But, how do you decipher who really needs aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 PSALM 2008-2012: FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY. OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE. THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER IN A RENTED HOME. BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA WAS A TREE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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