chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Just wanted to remind him and have no other way of getting to him : ) Thanks, if you know Mark, please remind him it's his 4 year anniversary with Lori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegasdogg Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Uh, thanks Lori ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Just tryin' to help a brotha out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Seriously, she mentioned that their anniversary was coming up, and that he wouldn't remember, I said "too bad I couldn't remind him" she mentioned that I could get a commercial on Sports Center or that he comes on here. . . turns out I know how to register for a message board faster than I can buy a commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeastmaiava Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along. Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeastmaiava Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Ahh, that makes more sense. I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and exclamation points and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by. I know exactly who you're looking for. He goes by the screenname "Lumbergh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and explanation points and all. I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oiram Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 tell Lori I love her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location. I take it you are female, Shelby? Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes. Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Again seriously. Not sure if your more her friend or his....but....if he needs a comercial on sport center or the help of this ZOO to remember, then he needs more help than just remembering the actual date of his anniversery. More hers, and I wholeheartedly agree. I personally would never even associate with a Browns fan. I've only been to Cleveland once, and that was just the airport . . .not sure if the Burger King there is indicative of your great city or it's native peoples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I take it you are female, Shelby? Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes. Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet. I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really. A cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 It's probaly a 300lb. tumor covered in hair. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Mark hangs out exclusively in the Cheerleader thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chellb44 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 No, no, none of those things. It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 No, no, none of those things. It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad. Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's! Could be some STD sores also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegasdogg Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away. Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori. You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread. Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnier Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 This is indeed an odd thread....even for this place. So who's Mark? C'Mon dude... Fess up? Bet you never forget the anniversary again. Also, get even with Shelby and post some revealing pix of her. DWJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Can't help but wonder if Erin knows about Lois. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oiram Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 who's mark? Read the damn thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'm thinking of some nice gifts that Mark could get Lori ... I mean, we are all involved now, perhaps we could help our friend Mark out. Cleveland Browns Flirt Thong $14.99 at The Browns Store maybe Shelby could model some products for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I take it you are female, Shelby? Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes. Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet. Zombo But it has to be a full frontal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndneighbor Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 No, no, none of those things. It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad. That's too bad. Maybe you could just post some pics of Lori. Then we can determine if Mark really needs help or not. If she's wearing clothes that will be fine too. If Mark stops by, he'll surely recognize her and remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadWombat Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCDawgFan13 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment. Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Mark, all I know is that you should keep Lori away from Big Gay Ben ... as he might violate her beyond her wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieDawg Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 If Lori divorces Mark then I'm up for a loveless marriage of convenience to enable me to live in the US. Shelby, do you know what state Lori lives in, OHIO would be perfect but anything within a 2 hour flight of Cleveland would be acceptable. I will need Sundays and occasional Mondays and Thursdays off. I can offer acceptable sexual mechanics, an above average member size, clean and hygenic house behaviour, excellent sense of humour and English accent. Happy to financially subsidise Lori's day to day expenses on condition of sports season freedom. let me know how things develop. HowieDawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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