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MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND


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Seriously, she mentioned that their anniversary was coming up, and that he wouldn't remember, I said "too bad I couldn't remind him" she mentioned that I could get a commercial on Sports Center or that he comes on here. . . turns out I know how to register for a message board faster than I can buy a commercial.

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Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

 

Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

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Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

 

I know exactly who you're looking for. He goes by the screenname "Lumbergh."

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I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and explanation points and all.

 

I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location.

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I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location.

 

I take it you are female, Shelby?

 

Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

 

Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet.

 

Zombo

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Again seriously. Not sure if your more her friend or his....but....if he needs a comercial on sport center or the help of this ZOO to remember, then he needs more help than just remembering the actual date of his anniversery.

 

More hers, and I wholeheartedly agree. I personally would never even associate with a Browns fan. ;) I've only been to Cleveland once, and that was just the airport . . .not sure if the Burger King there is indicative of your great city or it's native peoples.

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I take it you are female, Shelby?

 

Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

 

Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.

 

I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

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No, no, none of those things.

 

It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

 

Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

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One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away.

 

Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori.

 

You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread.

 

Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma. :lol:

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This is indeed an odd thread....even for this place.

 

So who's Mark?

 

C'Mon dude... Fess up?

 

Bet you never forget the anniversary again.

 

Also, get even with Shelby and post some revealing pix of her.

 

DWJ

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I take it you are female, Shelby?

 

Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

 

Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet.

 

Zombo

 

 

But it has to be a full frontal

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No, no, none of those things.

 

It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

 

That's too bad. Maybe you could just post some pics of Lori. Then we can determine if Mark really needs help or not.

 

If she's wearing clothes that will be fine too. :) If Mark stops by, he'll surely recognize her and remember.

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Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.

 

Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

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If Lori divorces Mark then I'm up for a loveless marriage of convenience to enable me to live in the US. Shelby, do you know what state Lori lives in, OHIO would be perfect but anything within a 2 hour flight of Cleveland would be acceptable. I will need Sundays and occasional Mondays and Thursdays off.

 

I can offer acceptable sexual mechanics, an above average member size, clean and hygenic house behaviour, excellent sense of humour and English accent. Happy to financially subsidise Lori's day to day expenses on condition of sports season freedom.

 

let me know how things develop.

 

HowieDawg

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