Tour2ma Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 I a few hours I'm going to make some muthafuckin pancakes... blueberry-banana... Good nite, Gracie... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Have fun, guys! I have a lot of stuff to do both Thursday and Friday (I even have to travel) so I won't watch any of it (starts 2AM for me), but I'll try to find some time to rrad you, pancake eating mfers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Tour2ma said: I a few hours I'm going to make some muthafuckin pancakes... blueberry-banana... Good nite, Gracie... Broadcasting remote from beautiful Cleveland Ohio... Having my nightcap Morgado 10yo tawny. Ready for day one, and also ready for my main event Friday. Don is skeptical- but I have zero doubt we're in the 5,000 chosen few that get entrance to the clamshell. Section and seat location... I'm rarely up early enough for pancakes. (blueberry is fine, I'll skip the bananas) I'd bet our Brit friends Howie and G-man would be starting on the Guinness at daybreak if they were here... FWIW, the gates don't even open up until Noon- and I'll be damned if I'm going to start swilling watered down Bud Lite when we do get inside. I have higher beer standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 -Taking wifey's car in for upgrade of Nav system (can't find her way out of a telephone booth), retrieve it and open a bottle of Argentine Cabernet just in time for the Tavern.🍷😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiamat63 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said: -Taking wifey's car in for upgrade of Nav system (can't find her way out of a telephone booth), retrieve it and open a bottle of Argentine Cabernet just in time for the Tavern.🍷😋 Was the Cabernet as rare as Tour finding a top rated O linemen ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Found 2 Browns rumours ... Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Dutch Oven said: My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY! I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, darren15 said: I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said: While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?) Shawshank ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Fill in the Blank _____________________________________ No Matter What Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 RIP Vontae Mack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Bo Callahan? (I doubt it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Gipper Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Gotta have this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Comeonman Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, The Gipper said: Fill in the Blank _____________________________________ No Matter What Zaven Collins 😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, darren15 said: Found 2 Browns rumours ... Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left. If we could actually get him extended without breaking the bank, of course you would do this in a heartbeat. In regards to Njoku, don’t really care anymore. Offer him for a second not a third, though. Maybe we’ll get a Trent Richardson style fleece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Well... turned out there were no blueberries in da houz, so went banana-walnut. But did have some blueberry syrup so... And yes, that's real bacon that lubed the griddle... 2 hours ago, Dutch Oven said: My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. Pffffft... Let us know when they can punch a number into a touch tone... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 6 hours ago, tiamat63 said: Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night? Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!😂 One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"😁 And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. 😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiamat63 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said: Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!😂 One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"😁 And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. 😱 I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard. 😘 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 15 hours ago, Tour2ma said: Good nite, Gracie... I pledge allegiance...to the flag... ....headphones.....turned up loud......of course.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiamat63 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 9 hours ago, Dutch Oven said: While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?) The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 4 hours ago, tiamat63 said: I meant Tour... Actually... yes... Nice little red meritage (that's a red blend for the unwashed) before, during and after dinner... Which featured a nice rib eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, tiamat63 said: The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure? Actually the old reformatory has been in a few films... TV shows, too. Shawshank was one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Andrew Berry and wifey just had a baby this morning, not the best timing. Hope he's 100% on point...but congrats sir. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cleveland.com/browns/2021/04/browns-gm-andrew-berry-and-wife-brittan-welcome-third-child-eden-ruth-berry.html%3foutputType=amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Tour2ma said: Actually the old reformatory has been in a few films... TV shows, too. Shawshank was one of them. Air Force One also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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