Zombo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 The Great Zomboni Ranks Them: 1. Cleveland Browns ... League’s best roster adds Top 5 QB in November 2. Los Angeles Chargers … New Sheriff in AFC West 3. Los Angeles Rams … Still the best of NFC 4. Buffalo Bills … Solid team, but not buying the SB hype 5. Kansas City Chiefs … Mahomes still best QB even without Hill. 6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers ... Brady missing a couple ingredients in his last hurrah 7. Dallas Cowboys … Can feast in weak division 8. Baltimore Ravens … Always a tough out 9. Green Bay Packers … Their best receivers are gone and not replaced 10. Miami Dolphins … Good roster, smart young coach 11. San Fransico 49ers … I like a team with a backup plan 12. Indianapolis Colts … They take the division with an upgrade at QB 13. Philadelphia Eagles … Putting together some nice drafts 14. Minnesota Vikings … Can go places with good defensive play 15. Pittsburgh Steelers … Tomlin pulls a winning season out of his ass 16. Cincinnati Bengals … They were average most of the year 2021, and they shall be again 17 Carolina Panthers … QB upgrade helps Coach keep job 18. Tennessee Titans … One Derrick Henry injury away from disaster 19. Arizona Cardinals … Stuck with whiny Baby-Man at QB for years 20. Denver Broncos … I don’t know … they just don’t grab me 21. Las Vegas Raiders … You can’t miss on that many draft picks and expect to contend 22. New Orleans Saints … Sean Payton not walking through that door 23. New England Patriots … They have no talent, but I’ll give them Belichick points 24. Detroit Lions … They’ve got the right coach, give it another year Lions fans 25. Washington Commodores ... Yes, I call them that, the band would be more interesting 26. New York Giants … They are starting over for a reason 27. Jacksonville Jaguars … Better than the Houston Texans 28. Houston Texans ... Worse than the Jacksonville Jaguars 29. Chicago Bears … They need some time to turn this disaster around 30. Seattle Seahawks … It’s almost like Pete Carrol wants to have a bad season 31. New York Jets ... I mean … They’re trying. 32. Atlanta Falcons … I don’t know what’s going on here. The Great Zomboni Predicts Them: AFC East Buffalo 11-6 Miami 10-7* New England 7-10 NY Jets 4-13 AFC North Cleveland 12-5 Baltimore 10-7* Pittsburgh 9-8 Cincinnati 9-8 AFC South Indianapolis 10-7 Tennessee 9-8 Jacksonville 5-12 Houston 5-12 AFC West LA Chargers 12-5 Kansas City 11-6* Denver 8-9 Oakland 8-9 NFC East Dallas 11-6 Philadelphia 10-7* Washington 7-10 NY Giants 6-11 NFC North Green Bay 10-7 Minnesota 10-7* Detroit 7-10 Chicago 5-12 NFC South Tampa Bay 11-6 Carolina 9-8 New Orleans 8-9 Atlanta 4-13 NFC West LA Rams 12-5 San Francisco 10-7* Arizona 9-8 Seattle 4-13 * Denotes Wild Cards AFC Wild Card Round LA Chargers over Miami Buffalo over Baltimore Kansas City over Indianapolis AFC Divisional Round Cleveland over Kansas LA Chargers over Buffalo AFC Championship Cleveland over LA Chargers NFC Wild Card Round Tampa Bay over Minnesota Dallas over Philadelphia Green Bay over San Francisco NFC Divisional Round LA Rams over Green Bay Tampa Bay over Dallas NFC Championship LA Rams over Tampa Bay SUPER BOWL LVII Cleveland Browns 42 LA Rams 37 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 The Browns will be lucky to win 5 games this year... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 19 hours ago, Zombo said: The Great Zomboni Ranks Them: 1. Cleveland Browns ... League’s best roster adds Top 5 QB in November 2. Los Angeles Chargers … New Sheriff in AFC West 3. Los Angeles Rams … Still the best of NFC 4. Buffalo Bills … Solid team, but not buying the SB hype 5. Kansas City Chiefs … Mahomes still best QB even without Hill. 6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers ... Brady missing a couple ingredients in his last hurrah 7. Dallas Cowboys … Can feast in weak division 8. Baltimore Ravens … Always a tough out 9. Green Bay Packers … Their best receivers are gone and not replaced 10. Miami Dolphins … Good roster, smart young coach 11. San Fransico 49ers … I like a team with a backup plan 12. Indianapolis Colts … They take the division with an upgrade at QB 13. Philadelphia Eagles … Putting together some nice drafts 14. Minnesota Vikings … Can go places with good defensive play 15. Pittsburgh Steelers … Tomlin pulls a winning season out of his ass 16. Cincinnati Bengals … They were average most of the year 2021, and they shall be again 17 Carolina Panthers … QB upgrade helps Coach keep job 18. Tennessee Titans … One Derrick Henry injury away from disaster 19. Arizona Cardinals … Stuck with whiny Baby-Man at QB for years 20. Denver Broncos … I don’t know … they just don’t grab me 21. Las Vegas Raiders … You can’t miss on that many draft picks and expect to contend 22. New Orleans Saints … Sean Payton not walking through that door 23. New England Patriots … They have no talent, but I’ll give them Belichick points 24. Detroit Lions … They’ve got the right coach, give it another year Lions fans 25. Washington Commodores ... Yes, I call them that, the band would be more interesting 26. New York Giants … They are starting over for a reason 27. Jacksonville Jaguars … Better than the Houston Texans 28. Houston Texans ... Worse than the Jacksonville Jaguars 29. Chicago Bears … They need some time to turn this disaster around 30. Seattle Seahawks … It’s almost like Pete Carrol wants to have a bad season 31. New York Jets ... I mean … They’re trying. 32. Atlanta Falcons … I don’t know what’s going on here. The Great Zomboni Predicts Them: AFC East Buffalo 11-6 Miami 10-7* New England 7-10 NY Jets 4-13 AFC North Cleveland 12-5 Baltimore 10-7* Pittsburgh 9-8 Cincinnati 9-8 AFC South Indianapolis 10-7 Tennessee 9-8 Jacksonville 5-12 Houston 5-12 AFC West LA Chargers 12-5 Kansas City 11-6* Denver 8-9 Oakland 8-9 NFC East Dallas 11-6 Philadelphia 10-7* Washington 7-10 NY Giants 6-11 NFC North Green Bay 10-7 Minnesota 10-7* Detroit 7-10 Chicago 5-12 NFC South Tampa Bay 11-6 Carolina 9-8 New Orleans 8-9 Atlanta 4-13 NFC West LA Rams 12-5 San Francisco 10-7* Arizona 9-8 Seattle 4-13 * Denotes Wild Cards AFC Wild Card Round LA Chargers over Miami Buffalo over Baltimore Kansas City over Indianapolis AFC Divisional Round Cleveland over Kansas LA Chargers over Buffalo AFC Championship Cleveland over LA Chargers NFC Wild Card Round Tampa Bay over Minnesota Dallas over Philadelphia Green Bay over San Francisco NFC Divisional Round LA Rams over Green Bay Tampa Bay over Dallas NFC Championship LA Rams over Tampa Bay SUPER BOWL LVII Cleveland Browns 42 LA Rams 37 same with ya on the super bowl except i have us beating the 9'ers oh and tell nickers to fuck off and go root for carolina 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 wait... the "League Best Roster" ? I think that goes to the Bills. But your post was before the Bills-Rams game, Zombo. But I don't know how many hrs you put into your predictions - I would just get more confused the more I look at the whole league. You do a great job on these prediction jobbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 25 minutes ago, calfoxwc said: wait... the "League Best Roster" ? I think that goes to the Bills. But your post was before the Bills-Rams game, Zombo. But I don't know how many hrs you put into your predictions - I would just get more confused the more I look at the whole league. You do a great job on these prediction jobbies. I like our roster better than the Bills. We have the youngest, most talent bunch in the league. Z 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Zombo said: I like our roster better than the Bills. We have the youngest, most talent bunch in the league. Z Not until you-know-who gets back from his suspension. NFL opinion is the Browns WRs are not much to write about either... I'll let you dwell on this regarding starting quarterbacks. Go all the way to the bottom to locate Jacoby Brisket https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-qb-index-week-1-ranking-all-32-starters-entering-2022-season I would rather have Dobbs at QB... Please have Brisket on a very short leash. He's been a career backup for a reason, and his W-L record speaks for itself. No predictions as to # of wins yet, just hope for enough to sneak into the playoffs... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 49 minutes ago, hoorta said: Not until you-know-who gets back from his suspension. NFL opinion is the Browns WRs are not much to write about either... I'll let you dwell on this regarding starting quarterbacks. Go all the way to the bottom to locate Jacoby Brisket https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-qb-index-week-1-ranking-all-32-starters-entering-2022-season I would rather have Dobbs at QB... Please have Brisket on a very short leash. He's been a career backup for a reason, and his W-L record speaks for itself. No predictions as to # of wins yet, just hope for enough to sneak into the playoffs... I think we have enough talent to go 7-4 with Brisket, and then go on a playoff run with a fresh legged Watson. Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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