bonedawg Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 In the spirit of Mangini fines I thought I would share. Apparently Bears coach Lovie Smith fines his players $20 a fart in team meetings. Their worst offender is a player named Mark Anderson. From the article: "Mark Anderson might be the worst farter ever," Adams writes. "He takes these protein shakes, so he smells like little babies do." One has to wonder how much Mangini would charge for flatulence on team time. My guess is at least 20k. If you fart into into a stolen water bottle...god help your soul. Here is the link to the article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZBrowns Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Fine them? Mangini would probably challenge them to a farting contest..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownIndian Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Farting is a major power that gives the defensive body extra boost in its momentum while chasing the Quarter Back. It can help cloud the offensive line too. "I cant remember the play ... the smell is confusing me " !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WPB Dawg Fan Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 And the winner is..... MANGINI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATENEARS Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Every time I've taken my ball team on an extended road trip, such as three trips to the Cooperstown Dreamspark Tournament where the entire team is housed for a week in "barracks" in an Olympic Village type setting ... I lead them in farting. I'm undefeated, never been out-farted. It helps that the place feeds us three square meals a day from a cafeteria. Not the worst food, but gassy. I can fart on command ... but my shit don't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowe Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 And the winner is..... MANGINI!!! So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct.....its not because I touch myself at night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDawg Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 No I think he'd criticize their technique and make them do it again, after running a lap. Fine them? Mangini would probably challenge them to a farting contest..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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