The Official Browns vs Chiefs Game Thread Dec 15th

[Dutch Oven]

Kareem Hunt comes home.

Anyone watching the Army vs Navy game? 

[tinythinker]

🥱wait... how long was my nap?

*checks clock*

oh... getting an early start, eh?

well, i don't know what it's really worth but every i look people have this as a close game with the chief winning but by less than a touchdown.

does that sound right?

 

[Orion]

Go Navy!  Beat Army!   Yeay Navy!    Man that unsportsmanlike penalty on #22 of Navy for spiking the ball in the end zone was a bad call.  The player wasn't spiking the ball at or near ANYBODY.  IT'S THE FREAKIN' ARMY NAVY GAME YOU DUMBASS REF!  Those two teams LIVE for that game.  -  Of course, after the game, they're all on the same team.  Team USA Armed Forces.  

Tell the truth, with his helmet on, did that Army QB have the John Elway mouth face or what...   

 

[Dutch Oven]

16 minutes ago, Orion said:

Go Navy!  Beat Army!   Yeay Navy!    Man that unsportsmanlike penalty on #22 of Navy for spiking the ball in the end zone was a bad call.  The player wasn't spiking the ball at or near ANYBODY.  IT'S THE FREAKIN' ARMY NAVY GAME YOU DUMBASS REF!  Those two teams LIVE for that game.  -  Of course, after the game, they're all on the same team.  Team USA Armed Forces.  

Tell the truth, with his helmet on, did that Army QB have the John Elway mouth face or what...   

 

I always find myself rooting for Navy too, my grandfather served in the Navy during WWII… though today’s Army uniforms paid homage to the 101st Airborne, which my grandmother’s cousin Robert was a member of. He jumped into Normandy the night before DDay, fought at Bastogne during The Battle of the Bulge. 

[Orion]

24 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

I always find myself rooting for Navy too, my grandfather served in the Navy during WWII… though today’s Army uniforms paid homage to the 101st Airborne, which my grandmother’s cousin Robert was a member of. He jumped into Normandy the night before DDay, fought at Bastogne during The Battle of the Bulge. 

My Dad was in the Navy.  WWII.  Signalman, first class.   My uncle, Dad's brother, was in the Army at the same time.  So, in reality, we both couldn't lose.    

[Orion]

On Saturday, the Browns announced four roster decisions for Week 15:

• Activated DT Mike Hall Jr. and CB Myles Harden from Injured Reserve
• Elevated K Riley Patterson and WR/KR James Proche III off of the practice squad

With Patterson’s elevation, struggling kicker Dustin Hopkins will likely be inactive. Proche provides Cleveland with a returner

[USFBrown]

11 hours ago, Orion said:

On Saturday, the Browns announced four roster decisions for Week 15:

• Activated DT Mike Hall Jr. and CB Myles Harden from Injured Reserve
• Elevated K Riley Patterson and WR/KR James Proche III off of the practice squad

With Patterson’s elevation, struggling kicker Dustin Hopkins will likely be inactive. Proche provides Cleveland with a returner

Patterson is the most interesting thing in this game for us.  🫤

[tiamat63]

 Ran into some KC fans Friday night in downtown CLE.   Decent group.  They walked into the Clevelander for a drink and to check out the lights in the city.    Caught a good natured boo as they walked in, which would be weird if they didn't.   But they were relaxed, funny, nice, fairly knowledgeable.   Ended up sharing some of our stories about players we loved watching growing up from other teams.    I said mine was Priest Holmes.    One of their group fondly remembered watching Bernie and Metcalf.  Another guy said that they had no idea who Cribbs was until he housed a couple TD's on them.   He said Dante Hall, Devin Hester and Cribbs were his favorite return men of all time.   

  I bought a round of Christmas ale's, they complimented the city architecture and environment of the bars, loved the food and had a great time.  Nice to make bonds over the game of football with the opposing fans. 

[Dutch Oven]

27 minutes ago, tiamat63 said:

 Ran into some KC fans Friday night in downtown CLE.   Decent group.  They walked into the Clevelander for a drink and to check out the lights in the city.    Caught a good natured boo as they walked in, which would be weird if they didn't.   But they were relaxed, funny, nice, fairly knowledgeable.   Ended up sharing some of our stories about players we loved watching growing up from other teams.    I said mine was Priest Holmes.    One of their group fondly remembered watching Bernie and Metcalf.  Another guy said that they had no idea who Cribbs was until he housed a couple TD's on them.   He said Dante Hall, Devin Hester and Cribbs were his favorite return men of all time.   

  I bought a round of Christmas ale's, they complimented the city architecture and environment of the bars, loved the food and had a great time.  Nice to make bonds over the game of football with the opposing fans. 

You should have sent them to Mabel's, so they could finally have good barbecue for once. 😉

[Dutch Oven]

Was supposed to go to today's game but my buddy with season tickets had some family thing come up...

When I left this morning to go to the grocery store it was 36 degrees and raining. Can't say I'm real upset to miss going to the game and just watching in my 72 degree living room. 😁

[Ibleedbrown]

My lil sis is in town from Seattle with her new bf who we got to meet for the first time. He’s a native Seattleite and is all about the Seahawks, to the point that we all got Seahawks hats for presents (?). Ok dude, l see what you’re trying to do. Good first impression of the guy though. 

We’re gonna hit a local sports bar to catch the Browns game before they catch their flight home. 

[Kvoethe]

What a shit show.  Harlem is like Biden with a shitty Podesta handler.  We are happy to have a Turnover Machine at QB and think we could have made the playoffs.   Lol...this team has no identity.  

[USFBrown]

Can't believe how much this team regressed from last year. It felt like we could beat anyone. This year we can't get out our own way. 

[Richiswhere]

Well well well what do you know.....LDE couldn't keep Nix contained from rolling out to his right all game long and what happens today??????

 

[Dutch Oven]

31 minutes ago, Kvoethe said:

What a shit show.  Harlem is like Biden with a shitty Podesta handler.  We are happy to have a Turnover Machine at QB and think we could have made the playoffs.   Lol...this team has no identity.  

Haslam is like Trump - a scumbag that avoids prison time because he's got money who surrounds himself with ass-kissers who are even more inept than him. 🤣

[Vambo]

[Dutch Oven]

8 minutes ago, Richiswhere said:

Well well well what do you know.....LDE couldn't keep Nix contained from rolling out to his right all game long and what happens today??????

 

All. Year. Long. 

[tiamat63]

Mikey Hall sighting ... on the edge?!?

[Dutch Oven]

2 minutes ago, tiamat63 said:

Mikey Hall sighting ... on the edge?!?

Dogs and cats living together! 

[Dutch Oven]

I'm all for bringing Chubb back next season, but definitely draft one to be the starter. 

 

[Flugel]

1 minute ago, Dutch Oven said:

I'm all for bringing Chubb back next season, but definitely draft one to be the starter. 

 

Years ago an injury like his took 2 years to get back to full strength; but drafting a RB is a good idea.

I'm thinking LT, QB, Safety, RB...  

[Kvoethe]

Crablegs...the turnover machine 

[Flugel]

1 minute ago, Flugel said:

Years ago an injury like his took 2 years to get back to full strength; but drafting a RB is a good idea.

I'm thinking LT, QB, Safety, RB...  

What else?  Corner, LBer, RT

[USFBrown]

TF we throwing jump balls to Moore? With double coverage? I get maybe Njoku or Juedy but the midget? Wtf

[Dutch Oven]

Just now, Flugel said:

Years ago an injury like his took 2 years to get back to full strength; but drafting a RB is a good idea.

I'm thinking LT, QB, Safety, RB...  

I'd also love another DTackle and a DEnd. 

I wouldn't force a QB. If they draft one, I want someone along the lines of Joe Flacco, not another DTR that doesn't fit Stefanski's offense at all. And yes, I want the Browns to move back to Stefanski's offense. That reminds me, add TE for sure to that list.

We need about 10 picks in the first three rounds. 🤣

[Orion]

So, on this drive Stef called time out and Winston put up his hands wondering Why the whistle...so he had no clue that the play clock was at zero.  Then he throws into double coverage for an INT.  Just put in DTR so we can see what he can do.

[Dutch Oven]

1 minute ago, USFBrown said:

TF we throwing jump balls to Moore? With double coverage? I get maybe Njoku or Juedy but the midget? Wtf

That was what some call "a very poor decision". 

[Flugel]

2 minutes ago, Kvoethe said:

Crablegs...the turnover machine 

LOL!  I hear ya - Crablegs makes me really crabby when it's one of those days ...

[Dutch Oven]

The fucked up thing is the defense is playing well today, but the special teams haven't been special and the offense has been offensive. 

[Dutch Oven]

Interesting stat:

I think there are five NFL teams this season that haven't scored 30 points this season. Four of them have 10 or more losses. 

The other is the 12-1 Kansas City Chiefs.