kshutchins Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Howdy fans! It's been a busy week for me IRL. Flugel has been busy with family obligations as well. Finally we can end the suspense: Beanpot's League One: Greenville Mayhem's roster consists of one of the sorriest bunches of underachievers in fantasy football. The coaching staff has been put on notice that a housecleaning is forthcoming. If team performance reflects leadership then team leader QB Tony Romo is responsible for the debacle, having scored one miserable point rather than the anticipated 11. Romo will be on a short leash this week. Calfox KosarDawgs were seen yawning on the sidelines. Steve Smith (31 points) nearly outscored the entire Mayhem team. Dawgs 99, Mayhem 37. Gad. 94 is the number of the week: T's Jellies scored 94 over Beanpot's 74. Jay Cutler posted 20 and Ronnie Brown rushed for 19 to put the Jelly Donuts over the top. T's head coach responded to the victory: "Beanpot, can u smell it?" Huskymania also racked up 94 points thanks to high scorers Rashad Mendenhall (26) and NO's defense (28). Insert Clever Name didn't get as much help from Pittsburgh's defense (4) and posted only 64 points. Ownership could not be reached for comment. Derek and the Zombonos also registered 94 points. Unfortunately for the Zombonos, Flug's Cardiac Kids scored 100 thanks to SanFran's defense and it's impressive 39 point performance. NYJ's recent acquisition, Braylon Edwards, scored ZIP for the Kids, but it didn't matter. Also playing in League ONE this week: Jumpin' Jack Flash 89; High scorer Miami's defense 22 Usual Suspects 81. Antonio Gates' 29 points didn't get 'er done and the Suspects remain unvictorious. Mayhem narrowly edged out the Suspects to claim the bottom spot in the League and the choice location in the basement hot tub. Ballantyne Buckeyes 88 AlwAysLOsing 67 Navdawg's Browns 64; Worst performance by a QB: Kyle Boller -2 DTBH 59; Notable Nada: TN defense Full 'o Beans League TWO: Lambdo's Airshow, 103; Dirty hands, 102. Dirty hands' kicker was on a BYE and management elected not to pick up a kicker, leaving the slot vacant. "I guess I should've found a kicker... damn," noted the dazed coach. Yeah, coach, you should have. The lowest scoring available starting kicker notched 3 points and would have given you the win. Doh. Bo and the Boz fielded San Francisco's defense (39) and brought home the bacon, defeating hammertime 110-75. hammertime enjoyed stellar performances from fan favorite Favre and Jax RB Mike Sims-Walker (25) but they couldn't bring the hammer down on Boz who barely missed out on Viagra honors. Oreo's Feline Juggernaut continued on a three game claws-out tear, grounding the Flying Turkeys 102-60. The Turkeys are 0-4 for the season and are standing on the shoulders of The Hammer, who are also 0-4 and in last place. Justin Hermouf took advantage of 15 points from Min defense (15) to squeak by The Hammer 50-45. Double D's are the only 1-3 team in FOB League TWO, having lost to Beanpot. Beans kept the double digit tradition going by squashing the D's 99-68. Also playing this week: Bermeck's KY Hicks-* 41 Choo Choo's 72. Ginormous Ben chugged ahead for 18, helping the Choo Choo's shut down the Hicks. The Flugel Facts: Here's League 3 - Week 4: Project Showtime 91 Kibbles & Vicks 47 (Rudy's) Project Showtime: Philip Rivers 21 Steve Slaton 17 (Darovich's) Kibbles & Vicks: Brandon Marshall 16 Maurice Jones-Drew 10 Calfox KosarDawgs 105 Runn Uu OVer 86 (Cal's) KosarDawgs: 49ers Defense 39 Peyton Manning 17 (John D's) Runn Uu OVer: Jay Cutler 20, Kevin Smith 19 Flugelmaniacs 113 Team DangeRuss 57 Flugelmaniacs: Steve Smith 31, Saints Defense 28 (Riff's) Team DangeRuss: TJ Houshmandzadeh 14, Jerome Harrison 13 Flugelmaniace take home the BBFFF Viagra trophy for high score of the week. Rice's Ryders 90 Koa Krew 65 (Jason's) Rice's Ryders: Antonio Gates 29, Eli Manning 19 (Majid's) Koa Krew: Vikings Defense 15, Randy Moss 12 Believeland 112 Charlie's Angels 77 (Thaak's) Believeland: Mike Sims-Walker 25, Joseph Addai 19 (Ozzie's) Charlie's Angels: Mewelde Moore 17, Chad Ochoccinco 16 Dot the I 72 Waiting for Noodles 59 (Mark's) Dot The I: Ronnie Brown 19, Chris Cooley 15 (Lister's) Waiting for Noodles: Aaron Rodgers 16, Bengals Defense 13 League 3's Top 3: Believeland 4-0 392 pts, Project Showtime 4-0 386 pts, Calfox KosarDawgs 3-1 381 pts The Heidi Report: LEAGUE FOUR My Helmet's 2Tight 62 Brown'sFanInDallas 65 Ballantyne Behemoths 108 WV Hoopies 49 Doctors of Gridiron 78 Brownies 57 WPBDawgFan 105 One Man Wolf Pac 63 FBrulz 89 Timugen's Tool 55 BOHICA 61 LCDawgfan13 72 Match up Breakdowns: My Helmet's 2Tight: Joseph Addai 19, Correll Buckhalter 10 BrownsFanInDallas: Brett Farve 23, Chris Johnson 8 Even though Favre was limited in practice, he helped bring BrownsFanInDallas a victory over My Helmets 2Tight this week. It was a tie match up between the 2 teams going into Monday night but BrownsFan grabbed 3 points to win. Ballantyne Behemoths: Steve Smith 31, Ronnie Brown 19 WV Hoopies: Pierre Thomas 18, Marion Barber 11 WV Hoopies took a major beating from Ballantyne Behemoths this week. WV's QB Mark Sanchez actually went into negative numbers while Behemoths Steve Smith soared with 31 points. All I can say is for Hoopies to pick yourself up come back hard next week. This was the Toyota's Biggest Fantasy Blowout game of the week with an astounding +59 points. Ouch! Doctors of Gridiron:Ben Rothlisberger 18, Calvin Johnson 16 Brownies: Matt Forte 17, Wes Welker 9 "Doctors" baked the Brownies this week. (I'd hoped the Brownies would make a comeback this week as this is loss #4). He also benched Carson Palmer in favor Of QB Campbell thus giving up another 7 points. Brownies, lose the nuts. QB Ben Rothlisberger, who has played every snap, has completed 73.2 percent of his passes and did his job helping in the Doctors win. The Doctors are doing very well and I see no malpractice suites if thing keep going in this direction. WPBDawgFan: Steve Slaton 17, Chad Ochocinco & Brandon Marshall w/16 One Man Wolf Pac: Phillip Rivers 21, Ryan Grant & Tashard Choice w/10 WPBDawgFan managed to euthanize One Man Wolf Pac in week 4 and left him whimpering and without a first time win. On the bright side for "Wolf Pac", QB Phillip Rivers threw for 3 TD's without an interception at Pittsburgh so he has players that are capable, he and they need to step up and get him a win. FBrulz: Eli Manning 19, Johnny Knox 13 Timugen's Tool: Aaron Rodgers 16, Jason Witten 6 FBrulz held onto his perfect season (so far) this week while Timugen's Tool took his first loss. Both teams are doing very well and look like they are forces to be reckoned with. They're going to be fun to watch. BOHICA: Peyton Manning 17, Dallas Clark 13 LCDawgfan13: Derrick Mason 18, Reggie Wayne 16 QB Peyton Manning leads the AFC in passing through the first four weeks of the season. Unfortunately it wasn't enough help for BOHICA to win this relatively close contest and brings LCDawgfan13 one win ahead of him. Standings: 1. Ballantyne Behemoths 4-0-0 1.000 384 W-4 2. FBrulz 4-0-0 1.000 334 W-4 3. Doctors of Gridiron 3-1-0 .750 353 W-3 4. Timugen's Tool 3-1-0 .750 339 L-1 5. My Helmet's 2Tight 2-2-0 .500 343 L-2 6. LCDawgfan13 2-2-0 .500 323 W-1 7. WPBDawgFan 2-2-0 .500 299 W-1 8. Brown'sFanInDallas 2-2-0 .500 249 W-1 9. BOHICA 1-3-0 .250 274 L-1 10. WV Hoopies 1-3-0 .250 252 L-1 11. One Man Wolf Pac 0-4-0 .000 290 L-4 12. Brownies 0-4-0 .000 229 L-4 Also a League note, LCDawgfan13 is the only team to vote on each match up. Let's all try to do that. It's okay to vote for yourself, but vote in the other match ups as well. Thanks to LCDawgfan13 for getting the ball rolling! Go Browns!! 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Chicopee John Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I know this takes a lot of time and effort, Kathy, and I want to thank you again, again and again for what you do. I look forward to THIS POST more than any other post on any of these boards. Just want to let you know that your work is very much appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Derek and the Zombonos also registered 94 points. Unfortunately for the Zombonos, Flug's Cardiac Kids scored 100 thanks to SanFran's defense and it's impressive 39 point performance. Flugs is the Steelers to my Browns ... can't find a way to beat him. However ... I think this is the year both of those things change... Zombo --you are dead meat in the return match, Flugles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Greenville Mayhem's roster consists of one of the sorriest bunches of underachievers in fantasy football. The coaching staff has been put on notice that a housecleaning is forthcoming. If team performance reflects leadership then team leader QB Tony Romo is responsible for the debacle, having scored one miserable point rather than the anticipated 11. Romo will be on a short leash this week. Calfox KosarDawgs were seen yawning on the sidelines. Steve Smith (31 points) nearly outscored the entire Mayhem team. Dawgs 99, Mayhem 37. Gad. ************************** ROF,LMAO ! Even if the tables were turned, and my Kosardawgs lost, these ff writeups would be just as freakin hilarious to read ! Thanks for the time you all spend to do these, they're great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Well you got a run for your money this week, Cal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 My Kosardawgs won both last week, lost both this week. You bum, T, you just had to have another player left to play !!! LOL, nice job. This coming week on one of my teams, I have about 5 or 6 players on a bye week. ROF,L ! "sniff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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