VaporTrail Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound. A) Do you think I would make it? What would the penalty be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel88 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound. A) Do you think I would make it? What would the penalty be? Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Metcalf_FTW Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Don't be a pussy, do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLEVELandMILIDH Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 You probably wouldnt make it out of the stadium alive. Why would you want to sabbotage our kick off return? especially with cribbs back there. Atleast do it to the other team, then you'll be the hero instead of the goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClevelandSound Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 i really want this to happen. please please please do it. You will make my sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwgPoundMobster Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Have fun in County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipflop Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 1 do it on monday night football. 2. wear some companies logo. 3. dress as a woman....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gips Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 You would get mauled on the field by both teams players then you would be taken to the emergency room to make sure nothing was to badly out of shape or broken and then you would be charged and sent to county jail... And if you managed to actually snatch the ball from cribbs...you would be literally pummeled taken to the emergency room booked into the hospital with broken bones while being arrested at the same time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 just stay away from James Harrison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. Are you one of the guys in blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sez.EJ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 at least you would not have to worry about being tackled by any of the Browns players.. ba dum-tsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMogwai85 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On the bright side, you would earn immediate and imperishable recognition in the annals of Cleveland Browns and NFL history. Might just be worth it. We all want to leave a legacy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownsFan4Evr Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I don't know if you'd make it, but it would definitely be more entertaining than watching the Browns offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Hypothetically speaking, how long would the person doing this have to spend in jail. And would this person need to be bailed out before they could leave? If so, how much would said bail cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dencyguy Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Hypothetically speaking, how long would the person doing this have to spend in jail. And would this person need to be bailed out before they could leave? If so, how much would said bail cost? 1. Probably not long enough. 2. Yes, most cities require people to pay bail before leaving jail, unless they're going straight to the courthouse. 3. No idea. 4. Fans who run onto the field are Retards, and as much little use as I have for James Harrison, my only regret when he tackled the guy at CBS was that he didn't cleat him when he had him on the ground. Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel88 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Are you one of the guys in blue? yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 It's important I know how much bail is before Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl34 Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeDawg Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...is so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time. totally worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownIndian Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 u will get a lot of publicity ... advertisement deals, movies, cameos in desperate housewives ... u will even get to meet the President. I say do it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Lerner wouldn't prosecute, he's used to that kind of behaviour at his futbol games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hx214 Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Do it man. I'll be cheering for you in the cheap seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sez.EJ Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Just run throught the Browns side. no one will be able to tackle you and you will get away clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time. Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeheartwhiskey Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you. ray lewis might come off the bench and stab you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening. It's rare that the judge wouldn't allow the service hours be worked off in your local community. You would be assigned a probation officer in your local community to who you would report. It would be best to have an attorney help you with this, so you better hire one when you stand before the judge. Add another 1K to the totals mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Unless your already a derelick with a past rap sheet i don't reccomend it. On top of bail, plan on quite a few career avenues being closed off for good. I know your post is in jest but NFL games are not the place to run onto the feild, try a tennis match your less likely to sufffer major injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening. Dude, that is only if you get caught. Surely you aren't planning on being tackled are you? (I bet Zombo could do it, make it to the far side, hop back into the stands and blend in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Actually, I would like to see you do something really brave, like run through a Browns tailgate, grab a beer from Atenears, a bbq sandwich from Flugels, slap Zombo and a few others, then try to make it to the far side. THAT would be really daring, and a lot more fun to watch ! (you wouldn't have to worry about being arrested, at all !). Or, you could do the same at a ratbird or steeler tailgate, but by the time they'd figure out what you did, you could be at the game for the first ten minutes laughing about it. They aren't very smart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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