Chicopee John Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 On November 21st TheBrownsBoard is sponsoring a Night At The Races Fundraiser, and we bought a Horse to compete in the 7th Race. Now, we need a Name for the Horse. there will be no kid's there, so it can even be a bit raunchy. It's the BYE WEEK, expect all kinds of cheesy fun crap like this all week. In honor of our world-class tailgate cook and organizer, I suggest, "Mr. Ed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite. The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it. You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel88 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite. The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it. You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board. If were going this route why not use a classic like Heywood Jablome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 If were going this route why not use a classic like Heywood Jablome Yes, that horse should do well. Buster Hyman likes to open a little at the end and can be a strong finisher in the mud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicineman Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 First round draft pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieDawg Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here??????????? LOL, Not United Kingdom ... it was a mock in 1999 to the surge of University of Kentucky homo's that flooded the sites as poser-Browns-Fans when Tim Couch was drafted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClevelandFanForLife Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 InBernieWeTrust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCDawgFan13 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Also Ran Pick-6 FUMBLE! 1st round bust Last Place No Running Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieDawg Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 LOL, Not United Kingdom ... it was a mock in 1999 to the surge of University of Kentucky homo's that flooded the sites as poser-Browns-Fans when Tim Couch was drafted. LOL, OK then I won't headbutt you at the tailgate now I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mike Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hx214 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Need a Spark Held Accountable Bo Bo the Dancing Bear Jamal's Tippy Toes Bernie's Drinkin' Buddy Incomplete Pass Daboll's QB Sneak Then there is always our old stand by - I Just Came in My Pants - The announcer always loves that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClevelandFanForLife Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mike Hawk i can hear it now: and it's mike hawk coming up the rear ready to make an explosive move... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mare Hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 i can hear it now: and it's mike hawk coming up the rear ready to make an explosive move... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicineman Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Ima Hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClevelandFanForLife Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Ima Hooker really? which corner do you work. do you need a pimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Kokinis-envy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I like to take my naming of a horse seriously. One way to do that is to adopt the name perhaps of an aircraft carrier or battle ship for the name of the horse. Here are a few: Intrepid Endeavour Enterprise Independence (I guess some of these are also USS Starships) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I like trap game myself.. Or how about "i must be an idiot to spend money to fly 2000 miles across the country and sit in the freezing ass cold to watch this team play" ? That might be a bit wordy though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedawg Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 How about: "Rebuilding Year" or "Another Rebuilding Year" because race horses always seem to have those long ass names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 How about: A.) Bushy Lady B.) The Hormone C.) Beer Goggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIMO. Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Lisa Leslie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Lisa Leslie Yeah I can see a little Elway in that smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I liked Hoof Hearted, but it's been done before. Cribbs- is the only current Brown worthy of naming a horse after. "The Browns Store" at TheBrownsBoard.com- might be good for business, but might be selling out to good humor. He'sGotGettingAwayFromTheCopsSpeed -(Gus Johnson's call on Chris Johnson's TD run) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firebiker911 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 How about "Kentucky Derby Suite " baby! Or what about "Kokinoless"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadWombat Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Please name it Lumberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicineman Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 how about "can't sleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've got it. "J.E. Modell" The front is Elway, and the back end is the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 THIS THREAD IS CLOSED Please Refer to the New Poll opened after this thread at: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8443 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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