Guest BillyJack Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 By Tom Adkins Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead. For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain. So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s “God Damn America ,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go home. All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final. Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I’m waiting. Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please…no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah…pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid. To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I’m still waiting for the first black French President. And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses. No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile. It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful…don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy. In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama’s election has validated American conservatism! So, listen carefully…Wham!!! That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the guilt around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Well, the message is kind of funny, if I had written it. This one is too much "in your face" for my liking. Sounds a bit like the author is overcompensating for his displeasure at losing the election. Let it suffice to say, that with the racial "glass ceiling" permantly broken and sent packing, maybe all the Michelle Obama's will still be proud of our country if the next pres after Obama is not black. IOW, let's just do away with the racial thing altogether, on all sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born2Blitz Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm a working stiff poor white boy born in 1966. I have/had nothing to be guilty about. I don't even have to feel guilty about voting for Obama, because I didn't. And him being black had nothing to do with it. Guilt free....ahhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 same here, born in 62 and all the racial crap is pounded into our ears and just inhibits those who feel inferior. i could care less what color Obama is or was, just didn't feel he was qualified for the job so i was stuck with voting McCain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiperBowl Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Yeah they dont have shit to complain about unless they want homos getting married. all they can do is stand around thumping there chests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the guilt around. and we are called racists? go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greythan Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 and we are called racists? go figure. Give me a break. The article might have had a thought provoking message but was lost as sensationalist crap. The comparison he tries to draw is hardly apples to apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BillyJack Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Give me a break. The article might have had a thought provoking message but was lost as sensationalist crap. The comparison he tries to draw is hardly apples to apples. So you are saying that Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Reverand Wright, Can still stand up and Yell and scream that they are being held back in a White mans World? they got there boy in there as prez. so they dont have anything to sing about! they wouldn't of been able to do it without the White Mans Vote! What do you suggest repreations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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