CoachShmaltz Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Do the Browns need a coach with a more masculine speaking voice? I wonder if Mangini's lisp is effecting locker room morale. His lisp really bothers me because it is so whithpy. It might be tough to put on your "game face" after hearing a pep talk from your coach with a lisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi4Browns Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Do the Browns need a coach with a more masculine speaking voice? I wonder if Mangini's lisp is effecting locker room morale. His lisp really bothers me because it is so whithpy. It might be tough to put on your "game face" after hearing a pep talk from your coach with a lisp. Quinn wesponds rewee wew to lithpy tawkews. Mangini was hired for his ability to reach homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gips Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I could care less about his lisp and the fact he sounds like a girlyboy who was raised without a father in San Fransisco ,he is a great speaker but unfortunately the things he speaks his venomous kool-aid about are lies ,false fluff ,mis-information intended to deceive what he perceives as a stupid fan base or things he can not deliver on ,exaggerations and mountains of "its a process" sugar coating and reasons/excuses why everyone sucks but him.. To me its not how he sounds as much as the uncreative baby babble ,deceitful garbage he spews out..whats wrong with being a real mans man and saying ...im mad as hell about losing ,nothing is working and some frackin heads are gonna roll...im sure the players dont drink the kool-aid now either.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Stupid but funny post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted November 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Randy Lerner must have said I don't want to meet anyone else, I don't need any more interviews. I want the man with the lisp. The man with the lisp is the right man for the job. I can see this is a tremendous man, not just a tremendous lisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professor_g Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 "Does Mangini's Lisp Effect Team Morale?" This question makes no sense. I think you meant to write: "Does Mangini's Lisp *Affect* Team Morale?" This latter question is nonsense for a different reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefjerky Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 who cares? just let rob ryan do the "pep talks", he's pretty emotional. if you're gonna criticize mangini, at least have it be something that he can control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Mangini should take vocal lessons in the art of LABIALS. Then, he might not sound like a petite French girl. If Mangini was a telemarketer I would laugh and hang up. I would laugh at Mangini and then hang up on Mangini because it is bad enough to be another fat head coach, but to be a fat head coach with a lisp is simply inexcusable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisky fringo Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 weak. you're reaching bro, possibly even reaching around. ...gaydar never came close to going off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Sorry dude, if my coach had a lisp it'd be tough to take him seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kshutchins Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Sorry dude, if my coach had a lisp it'd be tough to take him seriously. Then I'd have to question your character. To mock someone for something so ridiculously insignificant is petty and childish, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Football is a manly game, a game of men- where men can be men. Mangini, although bulbous and outwardly manly, seems to enjoy speaking with a lisp. Listen close to his press conferences. Doesn't it sound like he's trying hard to pick only the words he can lisp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbell Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Football is a manly game, a game of men- where men can be men. Mangini, although bulbous and outwardly manly, seems to enjoy speaking with a lisp. Listen close to his press conferences. Doesn't it sound like he's trying hard to pick only the words he can lisp? He doesn't have A LISP..What are you listening too Mr Mensa member..Mangini is a state wrestling champion..I would put serious money he'ed whup your ass up and down Lou Groza Blvd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kshutchins Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 He doesn't have A LISP..What are you listening too Mr Mensa member..Mangini is a state wrestling champion..I would put serious money he'ed whup your ass up and down Lou Groza Blvd I don't hear it either but all I've listened to is youtube. Doesn't matter. It's a stupid thing to criticize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 You realize this is one of Ghoolie's AKA's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't know who Ghoolie is, and I don't care he was a wrestling champ. First, he played football at WESLEYAN. You guys know how funny that is? It is a school that I believe just lost out to Oberlin being the most "vegetarian friendly." Wesleyan's rep is: gals don't shave their pits, and it's all the ultra-rich, ultra-ultra liberal kids who really stuck it to ma and pa by not going to Swarthmore, Williams, Middlebury, Amherst, or (God-forbid) Bates or Bowdoin. And yeah, listen close- he sounds like he's gargling his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl34 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 He doesn't have a lisp and it wouldn't matter if he did. I think guys not knowing how to catch and tackle is worse for morale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 He doesn't have a lisp and it wouldn't matter if he did. I think guys not knowing how to catch and tackle is worse for morale. I think our head coach sounding like a woman with a lisp is worse for morale. haha owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 do you think the san diego chargers will fear the browns more or less because our head coach has a lisp? i say MORE. it's like that song "a boy named sue." don't poke the gorilla in the monkeyhouse son . . . like how many times you think Eric got teased as a kid? and now Eric is still teased about the lisp . . . as an adult? I look for Eric (and his lisp) to take out a lifetime's worth of schoolyard teasing all over the san diego chargers . . . splat. go browns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yosemitejam Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Then I'd have to question your character. To mock someone for something so ridiculously insignificant is petty and childish, in my opinion. yea, but you have to admit it IS funny......ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kshutchins Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 yea, but you have to admit it IS funny......ha ha Nope. Not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohican Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 does mangini's lisp affect team morale? No but a lack of straightforwardness does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachShmaltz Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 I mean forreal . . . if your head coach was a fat guy with a lisp it'd be tough not to have, like, "best-impersonation" contests behind his back, right? Fear the man, respect the lisp . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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