Mr. Make-Believe

C'mon Sparkey... Goddammit

I don’t mind the idea of dumping Seibert... But to replace him with Parkey? Seems like a small downgrade. If they couldn’t find someone else with at least the potential of being reliable, what was the point?

Agreed. Was very surprised when much of this board was cool with his exit. We miss him.

“Addicted to porn” puh-leeze He enjoys whacking off. It’s not a fucking disease.

I think this actually surprised a lot of people. I'm not one of them.

Nope.

Becton before Wirfs...

Yeah not interested in this one. I think there’s more value in these first few rounds than eight spots in the first. Especially with the holes we have to fill.

I remember Jerome Harrison having a monster game in his one good season. I think he's on the list. Adrian Peterson of course holds the record. I'll go out on a limb (not really) and say that OJ is on both lists. Probably Corey Dillon too. I think Derrick Henry did it recently. I'd like to think Jim Brown did it at least once. Ditto Walter Payton. And I believe DeMarco Murray hit 250 like 7 or 8 years ago. But that's a good one.

I love this signing. Hopefully he stays healthy. Aggressive as hell.

I don't get it.

Can we blame him? I wouldn't want anything to do the Browns after this.

What?? Fuck, really?

Horseshit PI call

Was that the first first down they didn’t try to run up the middle?

Joe Schobert with a couple big plays to start the half

Fuck I wish this was a joke.

I call horseshit.

Just want to brag that I called this win.

Browns will win this game.

Lotta people doubting Baker right now. I'm not gonna be one of em. Statement game. Let's make a statement.

As far tempering my expectations (something I am told to do in this thread), I didn't expect to win (hoped but did not expect), but I also did not expect this embarrassing shitshow. No excuse for how the Browns showed up today. None.

Jefferson looks like a high upside guy who has had a rough start to his NFL career. Probably came out of college early. Intriguing. Don't know fuck all about Jones. KhaDarel Hodge was a surprising cut as he had (apparently) a hell of a preseason for the Rams. Anyone know who is cut to make room for these three?

Wasn't that Kizer for Damarious Randall straight-up?

Yup. I didn't believe it when you called it. It's a risky play, but you gotta like the guy. Hoping he locks it down for the Browns for some time.