Mr. Make-Believe

17 hours ago, hoorta said:

Another ex-Browns QB gets the heave-ho.   http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001045896/article/packers-jettison-rodgers-backup-deshone-kizer

The Hoorta isn't all world in the drafting department, but I know a bum when I see one....   I almost barfed when JB announced the pick...  

That trade to the Packers looked good at the time, but now it looks like a robbery. 

3 hours ago, flyingfooldoug said:

It’s looking like we keep The Scottish Hammer. ..... Anyone know his tartan?

Really? I still can't see it. I think he'll end up a cut that people lament like a Cajuste or Nate Orchard last season. Big plays in preseason, but Colquitt wins due to his reliability.

Actually heard "analysis" the other day from a pundit who claimed the Browns defense has (quote) "seriously regressed." Really? It was why he thought the Browns are a 6-10 team this year.

I'm not asking for the media to suck this team's collective cock. Haven't done anything yet and haven't earned the fellatio.

But some are just making shit up to justify their pessimism. Fuck em and (hopefully) the record shuts them up.

3 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Mack Wilson has just earned a starting spot. 2 INTs

Didn't he have back-to-back-to-back pick-sixes in consecutive practices as well? Dude certainly is making a case for himself.

He wanted out. He got out. 

That's a decent asset in return.

Win/Win

6 hours ago, The Gipper said:

Trent Williams....not to be confused with Treat Williams.

Is this Trent or Treat?

1.  Freddie Kitchens is extremely mad at OBJ for missing so much OTA time.

Shove it. No one cares.

2. Duke Johnson will be traded before the start of the season.

Love it. Hilliard can fill space until Hunt can play and I'd prefer the asset to a guy who doesn't want to be here.

3. Baker Mayfield will win the NFL MVP award.

Shove it. Sophomore season. Give him a year or two.

4. The Steelers will win the AFCN and be challengers to win the Super Bowl.

Hahaha... Shove it. Team couldn't make the playoffs last year and won't be better this season. Go ahead and sleep on this loser team.

5.  Leveon Bell will come back to win the NFL rushing title.

Shove it. Won't make it through half the year without getting hurt.

6. Terrelle Pryor will prove to be a bust playing for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Love it. He's useless.

7. The NFL  will go to an 18 game season in the next few years.

Shove it. Not gonna happen.

8. The NBA and NHL playoffs extending until Mid June is fucking absurd.

Love it. Good lord is it ridiculous to see hockey ending in the summer. These seasons last too long.

9. Though they failed to make the playoffs, the Lakers deserve all the media attention they are getting.

Love it. They have the biggest superstar of this era and rumours galore. Don't care for them but they will be interesting to keep an eye on.

10. You are happy that the Jeopardy guy, James Holzhauer lost and came just short of matching Ken Jennings all time money winning record.

Shove it. Can't feel emotionally one way or the other about something you've just made me aware of and that I don't care about.

Bonus.  It is true what Vagitron says...he is an extremely well liked contributor to this forum.

Vagitron? Hahaha... Shove it. His ridiculous takes are funny to rip into though.

Looks like the smart money is on the Packers.

4 minutes ago, Baking up Turnovers said:

Great. Another loud mouth know it all player. Him and Baker are perfect for each other I guess. What is Dorsey doing?

Wasn't sure I was fully on board with this trade until this douche denounced it.

25 minutes ago, LondonBrown said:

OBJ is basically our first rounder this year so I’m not counting that which means 96 and Peppers for OBJ? 

We have fleeced them !! 

😆 That's some great fucked up logic! 

Holy fucking shit.  Holy fucking shit.

I can't believe it.

Lethbridge, Alberta - Canada

Would love to start a Backers group up here, but needless to say it's a little difficult to find fellow Browns fans.