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Tom Brady commercials interrupt my YouTube videos. How much money does this fucking guy need? Until my ass Hertz.

Brady and LeBron are the Gayest Of All Time. Freedom of Speech.

Bill Buckner was the original goat for me, ball through legs. Now it means greatest of all time. Brady and LeBron can lick all the balls and call themselves GOAT.

Trade Baker for a butcher and a candlestick maker. Or a 3rd and 5th.

Baker is short and doesn't have any special skills to compensate. He's just a dude at this point.

Manziel 3rd string would be a party. Trailer Park Boys life. Randers.

Colt McCoy is just as good as Baker. Average.

I swear to god I'm not supposed to be here today.

Tiny Mayfield in Detroit would rule. Do they even have water?

The USFL and XFL need QB's. Let him work his way back to the show. No more commercials. Bakey Littlefield.

Switch #12 Stabler with #12 Brady Freaky Friday style. Stabler never gets hit and thrives while Brady cries home to mommy. No 7 rings. Just Pampers.

Better pure nunning back, Barry. Better woman beater, Jimmy Brown all day. Smack a ho. Balconies are only two stories.

Jim Brown or Barry Sanders?

John Belushi was the shit. Neighbors kinda sucked.

Brady and Belichick were cheating for decades. Day and night. Brady cheated. F Him and his rag arm. Moss made him look explosive. Blew an undefeated season against a pussy Giants D with solid 4 rushers and no back 7. Should have 5 SB losses in the weakest division and conference ever. Matty Ice choking and Marshawn no hand off gave him two rings. Tell me I'm wrong! Otto rules. Stay clean, Watson.

Kenny Lofton was awesome. True leadoff hitter. No power, caught balls at the wall and could grab a bag.

Watson is the best Browns QB since Otto Graham. Build around him.

Baseball was cool when you had Rickey Henderson and guys stealing 100 bases a year. Metrics ended that. Shame. Guardians is garbage. Guard my balls.

Namath wanted to kiss Suzy Kolber. Kenny would have got her on the first date if he dated pigs. Stabler coolest #12 in a landslide. Made the Hall of Fame right after he died. What a disgrace.

Madden was the Father, Stabler was the Son and Jack Tatum was the Holy Ghost. Bo Jackson couldn't hit the curve.

Stabler got more chicks than Namath. He elevated John Madden and faced the Steel Curtain. Coolest.

Gimme the Snake, Ken Stabler. Best book I read as a kid. F Tom Brady and Roger Staubach. And especially Terry "can't spell cat" Bradshaw. Dumb thread, I'm bored.

All day!

Kellen Winslow and some grannies. Let's go.

Rodgers getting 50 million to throw to jobbers. Von Miller bounced from the Rams. Russell Wilson dipped out. That conference sucks.