Zombo

Well, he was cleared of all criminal charges, which would include any sort of violence or force. So that leaves asking for a handjob or a blowjob and he said/ she said ... and certainly we have all been there. He requested a trade from the Texans, who were deconstructing their team and paying him on his rookie contract. Other players to recently request a trade include Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and JJ Watt ... But they are white and no one gives a shit who is giving them a handjob. Z

Why not? Z

Well, he didn't get rough with those chicks and he was never a team cancer, so .... Z

Rope and a tree? Wow! Then came the sixties. JFK, MLK, goodbye to judging people by their skin color ... that was awesome, 55-60 years ago. So glad we progressed. If he was a Steeler my reaction would be: FUCK. We're FUCKED! Z

I'd go with "Blow me". Watson is a Christian from a Red State who likes to grab women by the pussy ... Can't figure out why these guys don't love him? Z

Bell, the WR. Higgins without the doghouse. Catches everything. Just enough separation. I see him as our 3rd receiver, possession guy, with Scwartz the speed merchant as the 4th guy. Winfrey the DT. Right size, right attitude, at a position of need. I expect him to start. Of course, if he sucks, we'll be calling him Oprah. The Kicker Guy. We needed to get ahead of the curve and draft the best available here, if you're going to contend and outscore people this can't be a revolving job with a different guy off the street every year. Z

Hopper was a free agent fail. Ran like he had cement boots on NoJoke and Bryant can do everything he did, including blocking. I feel like we are losing his fat slow ass and replacing him with more touches for our immensely talented backfield. With a mobile 70% cpc 100% pr QB. Z

Hunt and DJ are both probably gone after this year. So not only is he injury insurance, he has a chance to have a major role next year.. Steph seems to be moving away from being TE heavy and toward being RB heavy and that's cool with me ... faster team. Z

Ya, they actually traded Hollywood Brown and did not draftva receiver on the roster to replace him. I'm sure Lamar is thrilled. Z

Wow. While I don't understand your thought process on Watson, I can respect your right not to watch. I don't understand people that punish themselves by no longer enjoying a sport or a team because of having a personal issue with someone's actions or politics. Sports is one of the great joys of life. Like I've said before, I really don't need to see behind the curtain on these humans, because they are human. I'm not saying anything goes. Murder, domestic violence, pedophile, child abuser ... but society has laws and the NFL has ways to deals with those folks. But I would never hold it against the Browns if we had a bad apple we had to pluck out But I'm totally ok with a single guy trying to get handjobs from massage therapists he meets on Social Media. There's players out there doing a lot worse, and you don't even know about it, and you root for them. Watson is a Christian young man with no history of violence, never forced anybody to do anything and never broke any laws. If you draw the line at "horny and inappropriate ", that's probably the entire NFL, and 90% of young men at one point in their lives. I've been inappropriate. And I got put in my place and learned and moved on. Learn and move on. Life works well that way. I'll be rooting hard for my Cleveland Browns this year, as I always do. Enjoy your tractor 🚜. Z

26 year old starter Is a 3-time Pro Bowler whose last season was 70% comp, 4800+ yards, and a passer rating of 112. We have one of the top backups in the league. He have a veteran 3rd stringer. Do you feel this is a draft need, Cal? Z

Our Biggest Needs: DT. Our starters are weak TE. Only two decent ones on the roster, only one signed for next year. WR. Deep class, we may still be able to find a guy that would be one of our Top 3. OT. Conklin gone after this year, Browns may be hunting for his replacement tonight. Those are the four positions I would look at the hardest with our three picks tonight. As for DE, I assume Clowney will re-sign, so with Winovich, we'll have a good rotation there, could find a day 3 guy that is talented but rough around the edges, or dip into that pool next year. As for LB, for as little we utilize them, they are day 3 picks for us. We'll also look at DBs and special teamers on Day 3. As for C, I think Nick Harris is expected to win that, and if not, we have a starter-quality backup option. We have silly talent at QB, RB and G ... street fas only there. Z

Happy Birthday, Gumbo, one of my faves! Don't worry the new mod crew will learn to quietly take care of business behind the scenes, and not let it, or the lack of it, take over a thread. Z

Watch your sources tonight ... there are more fake bullshit Twitter accounts than ever. I'm sure Elon will clear that up though. Z

Well, I know I never should have invoked your name, and I already regret replying but you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and give it a shot and try to untangle your twisted mind. Ok, here we go... Putin would be the Browns in this situation. Winning the war then is the SuperBowl. And thus, obviously, war crimes and genocide would be akin to handjobs and blowjobs. Hmmm ... Makes perfect sense when you break it down. I mean, let's take it a step further ... Those massage girls who solicited Watson on Instagram ... They are innocent Ukranian families being bombed, terrorized and tortured. Z

This is the healthiest the Browns organization has ever been in the new era. Not only did we finally nail the draft, but we got Garrett, Chubb and Ward signed under SECOND CONTRACTS. We went two decades of drafting lousily, and other than Joe Thomas and Joe Haden, got NO cornerstone players under a 2nd contract. We have built the best offensive line in football and got the key pieces locked up long term. We traded for Armani Copper, and reworked his contract before the WR market blew up, a stroke of genius. We've had recent success drafting in Day One (Newsome) Day Two (JOK) and Day Three (DPJ). Re-signed Hunt, Harrison, tendered D'Ernest .... Keeping your good players ... What a concept. Then, instead of being content with our iffy franchise QB, we went all in on a Bona-fide franchise QB. Kudos to the Browns, they have finally changed the culture, and hired a coach we can actually keep around and build with (20-15 in two years). Now, I haven't been around all that much, but I have picked up that some of the Holier Than Thou Fox News Types (Cal, Steve) have a real problem with the Browns going out and improving the team with Watson. I don't get it, but I think it goes something like this: Married middling White QB getting blowjobs behind the Cheesecake Factory > Single Pro Bowl Black QB asking for hand jobs on the massage table. They're all football players. I don't need to see behind the curtain. I need them to win championships for the Cleveland Browns ... and this current roster is going to give us the best chance we have had in decades. So that's my take as a Browns fan. Z

Jim Brown was the opposite of a racist ... he fought for equality. He did have a violent past though, as we are aware of ... but, not even a suggestion of violence with Watson ... so what are all the snowflakes protesting? That he tried to get a hand job from a massage therapist? Grow up. Z

Nice win, Diehard! And everyone that finished in the Top 9 ... Z

Eh, maybe I'll pull a Tom Brady. Z

You are the Goat of starting random, obscure threads. 🐐 Z

No violence, no kids, these women were all adults... if you're offended that he tried to get more than a massage with these ladies, then you and your holier than thou attitude is the problem. Z

Yes, Sports Illustrated did a big reveal on this Easterby character. Anytime someone with a religious background quickly rises to run a multi- billion dollar sports franchise raises a red flag for me. Next thing you know Watt, Clowney, Hopkins, Watson and everyone else of value wants out of there. And the only reason I didn't say "A" is because that option blames the women. Don't blame the women, blame the manipulative attorney. People say "the thing I can't get over is the 22 different women" ... Well the thing that is more striking to me is 22 woman --> ONE attorney. I guess he's a good recruiter. If you follow the money, it leads to Bisbee. If you follow the power, it leads to Easterby. McNair is being manipulated by both. And the women and Watson are the pawns. No one said anything until this attorney got involved. And the attorney did not get involved until Watson said "Fuck you" to the Texans creepy-ass organization. Z

Somewhere between A and B. I've always thought, long before the Browns got involved, that the whacko Texans brass/ownership heard whispers that he had a thing for massage girls, and when Watson got fed up with this horribly run franchise and demanded a trade, the Texans leaked this info to this attorney, Bisbee, who is very good at convincing people that they were wronged, and that they deserve compensation. Read up on Cal McNair and Jack Easterby. They are nutjobs, and not fit to run a franchise. And the McNairs had previous connection to Bisbee. I think they are awful, incompetent people whose attempt to sabotage Watson backfired, but they are still getting a butload of draft picks because the League, and in particular the Browns, believe in Watson, who has built up a lot of good will. The Texans leadership is the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight, Bisbee is a creep lawyer, and Watson is a young man that likes his tally whacked, but never forced these women to do anything. Z

Are you homos doing this or not? Z

Namath still the coolest QB of all time. Then Montana. Then probably Favre. You gotta have that " don't give a fuck what you think " quality. Brady, for one, cares what you think. Nothing wrong with that. He's the best QB of all time. But not the coolest. Zombo -- Honorable Mention to Lenny Dawson