The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 OK, the following may be a lame attempt by me to create conversation and to mix passion for football with passion for music and to get you all to play along. What I want you to do is to name who you think should be the "Official Band of a particular NFL team. An obvious easy example would be say: Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (or as The Dude calls them: the F***ing Eagles) You can use any criteria you want for your choice. It doesn't have to be a Rock n' Roll band. I suspect The Saints could be the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Whatever you want. I gave a couple of NFC examples, but lets start with the AFC: Cleveland Browns: Cincinnatti Bengals: Pittsburgh Steelers: Baltimore Ravens: New England Patriots: New York Jets: Miami Dolphins: Buffalo Bills: Indianapolis Colts: Jacksonville Jaguars: Tennessee Titans Houston Texans Kansas City Chiefs Denver Broncos Oakland Raiders San Diego Chargers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Now go with NFC: New York Giants Philadelphia Eagles Washington Redskins Dallas Cowboys Detroit Lions Chicago Bears Green Bay Packers Minnesota Vikings Atlanta Falcons Carolina Panthers New Orleans Saints Tampa Bay Bucs Arizona Cardinals St. Louis Rams Seattle Seahawks San Francisco 49ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MudratDetector Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Bengals = The Outlaws Steelers = Pissed Jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 OK, the following may be a lame attempt by me to create conversation and to mix passion for football with passion for music and to get you all to play along. What I want you to do is to name who you think should be the "Official Band of a particular NFL team. An obvious easy example would be say: Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (or as The Dude calls them: the F***ing Eagles) You can use any criteria you want for your choice. It doesn't have to be a Rock n' Roll band. I suspect The Saints could be the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Whatever you want. I gave a couple of NFC examples, but lets start with the AFC: I will put in just a few of my own to start with off the top of my head: Cleveland Browns: The Pretenders. In RRHOF. Led by an Akron girl. (plus, the Browns sometimes play like they are pretending to be an NFL franchise) Cincinnatti Bengals: Pittsburgh Steelers: Baltimore Ravens: New England Patriots: New York Jets: The Ramones? They're from NY, aren't they? Miami Dolphins: Buffalo Bills: Indianapolis Colts: Jacksonville Jaguars: Tennessee Titans Houston Texans Archie Bell and the Drells? Kansas City Chiefs Wilbert Harrison (guy who sang Kansas City) Denver Broncos Oakland Raiders...Paul Revere and.... San Diego Chargers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Now go with NFC: New York Giants Philadelphia Eagles The F***ing Eagles Washington Redskins Dallas Cowboys Tex Ritter Detroit Lions Chicago Bears Green Bay Packers Minnesota Vikings PRINCE Atlanta Falcons Carolina Panthers New Orleans Saints Preservation Hall Jazz Band Tampa Bay Bucs Arizona Cardinals St. Louis Rams Seattle Seahawks San Francisco 49ers The Grateful Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Bengals = The Outlaws Steelers = Pissed Jeans Are the Pissed Jeans a real act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MudratDetector Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 yes. they just aren't a band you'll hear on the fm dial unless you are listening to college radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 OK, the following may be a lame attempt by me to create conversation and to mix passion for football with passion for music and to get you all to play along. What I want you to do is to name who you think should be the "Official Band of a particular NFL team. An obvious easy example would be say: Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (or as The Dude calls them: the F***ing Eagles) You can use any criteria you want for your choice. It doesn't have to be a Rock n' Roll band. I suspect The Saints could be the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Whatever you want. I gave a couple of NFC examples, but lets start with the AFC: Cleveland Browns: nine inch nails (a band that actually rocks) or ian hunter Cincinnatti Bengals: outlaws or josie and the pussycats (the movie was 'ggggrrreeaaattt! ) Pittsburgh Steelers: redneck zombies Baltimore Ravens: poe New England Patriots: boston New York Jets: the ramones (they're from queens) Miami Dolphins: gloria estefan and the miami sound machine (latino fag music) Buffalo Bills: goo goo dolls (gay, but from buffallo) Indianapolis Colts: reo speedwagon (?) their early stuff was alright Jacksonville Jaguars: molly hatchet Tennessee Titans: arrested development Houston Texans: zz top Kansas City Chiefs: Denver Broncos: Oakland Raiders: snoop & dr. dre (the chronic is the shit!) San Diego Chargers i know all of my answers weren't 'rock bands' but man, this was tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClevelandFanForLife Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 miami dolphins should be cheap trick due to the WildDawg offense being considered a gimmick offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffer X Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Browns are Metallica Stillers are Poison plain and simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 If anyone lists Styx I will kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Jacksonville: Lynyrd Skynyrd. (from Jax) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Jacksonville: Lynyrd Skynyrd. (from Jax) i knew it had to be some southern redneck, black-toothed, bourbon-swiggin' band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Seattle: home of Grunge: Nirvana and Pearl Jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Carolina Panthers: Hootie and the Blowfish. It's a stretch, they're from South Carolina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I guess the official rock band of Chicago should be Chicago. (though I don't know if the Bears would accept that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Green Bay: Green Day (groans?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Broncos: New Riders of the Purple Sage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I thought Riders of the Purple Sage occured in Idaho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I thought Riders of the Purple Sage occured in Idaho. More likely Utah, but I was just thinking of the fact that it refers to riding a horse. A Bronco is a horse, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopaji Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Cleveland Browns: Anvil - Keep plugging away, you'll get your payday Cincinnatti Bengals: Bad Company Pittsburgh Steelers: The Circle Jerks Baltimore Ravens: Godsmack - because they stole Alice in Chains' music an had more success with it. New England Patriots: David Hasselhoff - because they are loved in some parts of the world but by most, they are just terrible. New York Jets: The Breakfast Club - Because they use other people's songs to build themselves a following and never thank the original artists. Miami Dolphins: Gloria Estefan - People down there like them but the love ends at the border Buffalo Bills: AC/DC - They never get the respect they deserve but every home in America has a place for them in there Ipod Indianapolis Colts: Aerosmith - Safe, family friendly rock Jacksonville Jaguars: Cristina Aguilara - Pretty, powerful, unassuming singer that people hardly remember Tennessee Titans: Red Hot Chili Peppers - All the talent in the world but just keep coming out with a new version of the same song every year. And people still listen Houston Texans - Poison - All the right influences for good results but you can't help but laugh a little when one of their songs come on. Kansas City Chiefs: The Who - They can fill a stadium on a Tuesday at 9am but you leave feeling like you just got knocked out and robbed Denver Broncos: Celine Dion When you hear her, you get a little emotional for a second before lifting your head and saying "get it together poosy"". Oakland Raiders: LL Cool J. A pioneer who used to be at the top of the game but refused to evolve and now he just worries about what he looks like and pretends to be a rapper San Diego Chargers: New Metallica - You want to like them but once you hear their new stuff and see how arrogant they are, you really just want to see them fail, hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 OK, the following may be a lame attempt by me to create conversation and to mix passion for football with passion for music and to get you all to play along. What I want you to do is to name who you think should be the "Official Band of a particular NFL team. An obvious easy example would be say: Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (or as The Dude calls them: the F***ing Eagles) You can use any criteria you want for your choice. It doesn't have to be a Rock n' Roll band. I suspect The Saints could be the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Whatever you want. I gave a couple of NFC examples, but lets start with the AFC: Cleveland Browns: James or Arthur Brown. Cincinnatti Bengals: Over The Rhine Pittsburgh Steelers: Joe Grusheky and the Houserockers Baltimore Ravens: Counting Crowas. New England Patriots: Paul Revere and the Raiders New York Jets: Ruben and the Jets. (Zappa) Miami Dolphins: Phish Buffalo Bills: Buffalo Springfield Indianapolis Colts: John Mellon Cougarcamp Jacksonville Jaguars: Skynard Tennessee Titans The Godzz Houston Texans Archie Bell and the Drells Kansas City Chiefs Jim Jackson Denver Broncos John Denver Oakland Raiders Run DMC. NWA San Diego Chargers Jan and Dean. (Dodge Charger) WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClevelandSound Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Cleveland Browns: Mushroomhead (best band from Cleveland) Cincinnatti Bengals: Ice Cube (always in trouble) Pittsburgh Steelers: Michael Jackson (just awful) Baltimore Ravens: The Doors (depressing) New England Patriots: Jonas Brothers (popular but everyone hates them) New York Jets: Frank Sinatra (classy) Miami Dolphins: Rick Ross (shout out to the 305!) Buffalo Bills: Winds of Plague (cuz its windy...) Indianapolis Colts: Lady Gaga (Popular and everyone loves them) Jacksonville Jaguars: Trigger Point (band that moved from Florida to LA) Tennessee Titans: Snoop Dogg (musically inconsistent) Houston Texans: Nickleback (always mediocre) Kansas City Chiefs: Backstreet Boys (have not been on top in awhile...no gay jokes!) Denver Broncos: Slipknot (just flat out hate them) Oakland Raiders: Index Case (dark energy) San Diego Chargers: Sean Kingston (topical paradise) New York Giants: Chris Daugherty (inspirational) Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (DUH!) Washington Redskins: Wiz Kahlifa (From the DC area) Dallas Cowboys: Soulja Boy (Everyone loves to hate) Detroit Lions: Eminem (reppin 8 mile!) Chicago Bears: Dope (from Chicago) Green Bay Packers: Queen (Legendary) Minnesota Vikings: Cold (been so close to success) Atlanta Falcons: T.I. (reppin the ATL) Carolina Panthers: Three Days Grace (also very inconsistent...future looks good) New Orleans Saints: Van Halen (friggin rocks!) Tampa Bay Bucs: Rob Zombie (always robbed of success) Arizona Cardinals: Garth Brooks (its arizona...) St. Louis Rams: N'Sync (always second lowest) Seattle Seahawks: Nirvana (reppin Seattle!) San Francisco 49ers: LMFAO (very "cultured" band) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Browns....Frankie Yankovic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MudratDetector Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 New England Patriots = Dead Kennedys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samoth Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Metallica are huge Raiders fans, and played a pregame show last tiem they were in the Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffer X Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Seattle: home of Grunge: Nirvana and Pearl Jam Also home of Metal Church, Queensryche, Hendrix, Joan Jett, Heart, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains amongst other less obscure such as the Melvins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Also home of Metal Church, Queensryche, Hendrix, Joan Jett, Heart, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains amongst other less obscure such as the Melvins. don't forget about the screaming trees, soundgarden, mother love bone which sprurned pearl jam which offshot into brad and satchel. there's tons more too. too bad their football team has never quite made the turn and now their basketball team is doing good in okc. hey, they still got their music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Tennessee Titans The Godzz WSS[/b] WTF!!!! someone else actually knows about the godz? me and a couple of friends in sandusky used to rock out with that back in '79! holy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Now go with NFC: New York Giants: bruce springsteen Philadelphia Eagles: the byrds Washington Redskins: cher (i know not rock but: "cherokee people") Dallas Cowboys: 38 special Detroit Lions: bob seger and the siver bullet band Chicago Bears: ministry (i could have gone with styx, but didn't want kfp to kill me) Green Bay Packers: slipknot (the cheesiest act ever) Minnesota Vikings: prince Atlanta Falcons: outkast Carolina Panthers: corrosion of conformity New Orleans Saints: the who (who dat) Tampa Bay Bucs: Arizona Cardinals: St. Louis Rams: Seattle Seahawks: the meat puppets (kurt cobain's fave band) San Francisco 49ers: journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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