calfoxwc Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 1. When Peyton Hillis slams into Troy Pollyboohoo and knocks his hair out, what sound will the collision make? 2. Who will start at qb for the Steelers if Rothrapesbooger gets suspended/goes to jail ? 3. Which WR will the Browns draft, and what round? 4. If Seneca Wallace and Josh Cribbs are both on the field on a WildDawg play... which one will be the qb, and which one will be the receiver? 5. Do you think the Squeelers will draft Toby Gerhart, because the Browns have Hillis ? 6. If the worst squeeler troll was an amoeba, what would it look like? 7. Will the stupid, ugly, and stinkin Baltiwhore Ratbirds draft a wr or te every time they are on the clock? 8. If Stan and Zombo played a tequilla drinking game with 5 ladies, which lady would win ? @@ 9. What team will sign Derrick Anderson to a $500 contract, $100 guaranteed, when next season is half over? 10. Who will be drafting first in every round in 2011? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 1. When Peyton Hillis slams into Troy Pollyboohoo and knocks his hair out, what sound will the collision make? "Sploosh" 2. Who will start at qb for the Steelers if Rothrapesbooger gets suspended/goes to jail ? Richard Nixon? Or was that Richard Dixon? Dennis Nixon? Something like that. 3. Which WR will the Browns draft, and what round? Oprah Winfrey (well she is "Wide" recipient...do you choose to be the donor? see the photo below) 4. If Seneca Wallace and Josh Cribbs are both on the field on a WildDawg play... which one will be the qb, and which one will be the receiver? Triple Lateral. 3rd and 10. Seneca takes the snap, pitches back to Cribbs, Cribbs fakes run around right end, but stops and throws backward pass back to Wallace. Wallace then does Statue of Liberty move handing the ball off to Vickers....who then fakes a pooch punt, but instead throws back to Wallace, who then throws downfield to Cribbs who is standing wide open. 5. Do you think the Squeelers will draft Toby Gerhart, because the Browns have Hillis ? The Hillis Have Eyes, and Toby was Sherlock Holmes favorite dog, so what the Steelers really need is someone to sniff the panties of all of Big Ben's victims. 6. If the worst squeeler troll was an amoeba, what would it look like? See Below 7. Will the stupid, ugly, and stinkin Baltiwhore Ratbirds draft a wr or te every time they are on the clock? No. The Ratbirds need a Quarterback. 8. If Stan and Zombo played a tequilla drinking game with 5 ladies, which lady would win ? @@ It depends on the game and the ladies, and whether or not clothing removal is also part of the game. 9. What team will sign Derrick Anderson to a $500 contract, $100 guaranteed, when next season is half over? The Las Vegas Locomotives. 10. Who will be drafting first in every round in 2011? The Las Vegas Locomotives, who will be absorbed into the NFL....just so they can hold the Super Bowl in Las Vegas just about every other year. You see under current NFL rules, the Super Bowl must be held in a current NFL city. Also, under the rules of the Gaming Commission of Las Vegas, it is forbidden for the Sports Books there to take bets on sporting events held in Clark County. This will be the NFL's way of decapitating the gambling that is undertaken on the Super Bowl. (Also, of course, the NFL will have been bribed by the gambling enterprises in Reno and Atlantic City to move all of Vegas business to their locale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaak Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 1. When Peyton Hillis slams into Troy Pollyboohoo and knocks his hair out, what sound will the collision make? Sploosh 2. Who will start at qb for the Steelers if Rothrapesbooger gets suspended/goes to jail ? Does it matter? 3. Which WR will the Browns draft, and what round? Mardy Gilyard, Cincinatti in round 3 4. If Seneca Wallace and Josh Cribbs are both on the field on a WildDawg play... which one will be the qb, and which one will be the receiver? yes 5. Do you think the Squeelers will draft Toby Gerhart, because the Browns have Hillis ? wha? 6. If the worst squeeler troll was an amoeba, what would it look like? Dog Feces 7. Will the stupid, ugly, and stinkin Baltiwhore Ratbirds draft a wr or te every time they are on the clock? no 8. If Stan and Zombo played a tequilla drinking game with 5 ladies, which lady would win ? @@ Roll a 5-sided die or the one who gets to referee Stan and Zombo in an oil wrestling contest 9. What team will sign Derrick Anderson to a $500 contract, $100 guaranteed, when next season is half over? Looks like the Cardinals have already signed him 10. Who will be drafting first in every round in 2011? Steelers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaak Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ok, seriously, Gipper and I both came up with the same sound independently of one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ok, seriously, Gipper and I both came up with the same sound independently of one another. Independently? I wonder. Or perhaps you have also seen "Holes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 1. When Peyton Hillis slams into Troy Pollyboohoo and knocks his hair out, what sound will the collision make? "Coach, I needs a smaller helmet, soon as da swellin' goes down" 2. Who will start at qb for the Steelers if Rothrapesbooger gets suspended/goes to jail ? Ratliff 3. Which WR will the Browns draft, and what round? Gilyard, 3rd round 4. If Seneca Wallace and Josh Cribbs are both on the field on a WildDawg play... which one will be the qb, and which one will be the receiver? EXACTLY the question opposing Ds will have to ask themselves 5. Do you think the Squeelers will draft Toby Gerhart, because the Browns have Hillis ? I don't care who they draft 6. If the worst squeeler troll was an amoeba, what would it look like? Exactly what it is...I was taught that the amoeba is the lowest form of animal life 7. Will the stupid, ugly, and stinkin Baltiwhore Ratbirds draft a wr or te every time they are on the clock? see #5 8. If Stan and Zombo played a tequilla drinking game with 5 ladies, which lady would win ? @@ The one who liked salt the most 9. What team will sign Derrick Anderson to a $500 contract, $100 guaranteed, when next season is half over? Where's Savage? 10. Who will be drafting first in every round in 2011? See #9 Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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