Chicopee John Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America ! That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. T Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Email joke of the year? > Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a > > Biker are all walking together one day. > > They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it... > > 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', > > says the Genie. > > The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want > the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' > > POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was > forever fertile for farming. > > Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , > Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians > > can come into our precious land.' > > POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge > wall around those countries.. > > The Biker says, 'I am very curious. > > Please tell me more about this wall.' > > The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet > thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; > > it's virtually impenetrable.' > > The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, > > smiles and says, > > 'Fill it with water.' > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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