Cowsrus Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 New Ohio Law The Ohio Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards, and into the city of Cleveland. For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cleveland Browns Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q. How do you keep the Cleveland Browns out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eqrulz101 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I would LOL, but some of those hit too close to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffer X Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. That's some funny yit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobalaz Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Damn! That was harsh, and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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