kshutchins Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Beanpot's League A key matchup of the week was The Usual Suspects vs. T's Jelly Donuts. The Suspects rode to victory on the performances of Michael Vick (31) and Frank Gore (17), taking over the top spot in the league. The Donuts plunged to the basement as the only team that has yet to win a game. Apparently, it stinks to be the Donuts. We'll be watching to see if T wallows in the smell or makes a move to vacate the cellar. Suspects 90, Donuts 73. Adrian Peterson (29) and Tony Romo (17) led Greenville Mayhem into the ranks of the undefeated. Percy Harvin, who appeared to be less than 100% with an injured hip, added 16 points to the effort. Huskymania's Almost All Packers squad suffered their first loss of the season. Mayhem 95, Packers 77. Unfortunate matchup of the week: Beanpot's 95 points would have defeated nearly every other team in the league. The exceptions: Mayhem (also with 95 points) and opponent NavDawg's Blackguards. Actually, the team name is NavDawg's "Browns" but Blackguards (i.e. scoundrels) seems more fitting. NavDawg posted an impressive 157 points, including 58 from players who shall not be named from a purple-wearing team no doubt in league with Voldemort (the villain in the Harry Potter series). For those who missed it: Blackguards 157, Beanpot 95. In the spirit of good sportsmanship, NavDawg will be awarded the Viagra and Toyota trophies despite the contributors to the win. Zombo's powers backfired this week and appear to be fading. The only Z-ero posted was from Cleveland's Defense on Zombo's squad (ouch). Opponent TexasChainsaw Massaquoi simply tacked the 0s onto the scores of Jay Cutler (10) and Antonio Gates (20) to defeat Z-power. Massaquoi 88, Zombos WildDawgs 71. Zombo dropped Mohamed Massaquoi from his team after the loss. Is this an attempt to elude The Massaquoi curse and restore his waning abilities? Time will tell. Ballantyne Buckeyes avoided joining the Donuts in the basement by winning their first game of the season. Buckeyes 93, Insert Clever Name 73. Calfox KosarDawgs may have made the mistake of pinning his hopes on veterans Jake Delhomme and Brett Favre but he was smart enough to take a chance on Cleveland's Peyton Hillis (24). Hillis helped the KosarDawgs eke out a win over Dot the I. Calfox also beat other needy teams to the punch and made the shrewd move of snagging Sam Bradford to replace Favre. KosarDawgs 88, Dot the I 85. Oreo's LeagueI look just as good as Heidi! Kamac 19 was the victim in the "unfortunate matchup" department. 101 points would have won every other game in the league. So sad; too bad. 35 of those one hundred one points came at the expense of our beloved Cleveland Browns so in response to the fact that Kamac experienced the loss we have only one thing to say: We don't care. Lambdo's Air Show's 116 points put down their opponent. Lambdo gloated, "Keeping you winless Kamac!" If your mind wandered, that was Airshow 116, Kamac 101. Airshow will be polishing the Viagra trophy. Winner and still undefeated, Beanpot will be giving thanks to Tom Brady (23) and Adrian Peterson (29). Beans' squad is the only one that is 3-0-0 in O's league after three weeks of play. Choo Choo's suffered their first defeat. Beanpot 83, Choo Choo's 79. The Toyota trophy for greatest margin of victory goes to DD's who conked hammertime 96-62 for a difference of 34 points. One member of the team that shall not be named contributed 10 points to the DD's. Oreo wasn't pointing any fingers (uh... cats don't have fingers) after being defeated for the first time. The Hammer remains undefeated with a record of 2-0-1. Oreo 60, Hammer 83. Brandon Marshall (27) and Chris Johnson (20) boosted the Kentucky Barn Burners ahead of Ben There Raped That. The Barn Burner's GM hooted at the post game presser, "Mama said not to go behind the barn with Ben!" Kentucky 96, Ben There 86. Cleveland's Mohamed Massaquoi (0) and Jerome Harrison (0) failed to help Bronx Browns who are still seeking their first win. Dirty hands 66; Bronx Browns 54. Pop quiz: Which four teams in Oreo's League remain winless? Which three teams have yet to lose one? The Heidi Report fatherof3 1-2-0 77, Tecmo Bo 1-2-0 99 fatherof3 took their second loss this week. RB Michael Turner had 30 carries for 114 yards and a 1-yard TD plunge and RB Rashard Mendenhall rushed for 143 yards and a touchdown. Lead scorers : Michael Turner and Rashard Mendenhall both with 15 points. Tecmo Bo came up with a big win with big help from WR Anquan Boldin who caught eight passes for 142 yards and three touchdowns. WR DeSean Jackson did his part when he caught a game-high five passes for 153 yards, including a 61 yard touchdown. Lead scorers: Anquan Boldin 35, DeSean Jackson 21. Ballantyne Bruisers 2-1-0 109, Nw220 2-1-0 112 This was this league's highest scoring game here in week 3. Bruisers got their first loss but still managed 109 points. WR Austin Collie had a great game by catching 12 passes for 171 yds and 2 touchdowns and now leads the NFL in receiving yds with 359. Not too shabby. Lead scorers: Austin Collie 35, Aaron Rodgers 17 Nw220 came out the winner of this high scoring game to get his second win. He was well above the projected score of 78 with 112, way to go. QB Payton Manning was 27 of 43 for 325 yards and three touchdowns. Lead scorers: Payton Manning 24, Jeremy Maclin 21 why cant we win 0-3-0 80, Cleveland Steamers 3-0-0 85 Both or these teams have perfect records so far. Cleveland Steamers has 3 wins and unfortunately, why cant we win has 3 losses and is beginning to ask himself if he should change the name of his team so his luck may change. Lead scorers: why cant we win, Drew Brees 21, Jamaal Charles 12 Cleveland Steamers, Jermichael Finley 16, Tony Romo 17. ImissTheKosarDays 1-2-0 54, stewartcj1 2-1-0 54 This match up was league 3's Toyota Greatest Fantasy Victor with a +28 pts. stewartcj1's coach was all smiles as he accepted the award. ImissTheKosarDays responded with a sigh and the comment of "Big whoop" since he was the projected winner. Sour grapes maybe? Distracted by the lingerie bowl? Perhaps. Lead scorers: ImissTheKosarDays: Tom Brady 23, Ray Rice 10. stewartcj1: Adrian Peterson 29, Braylon Edwards 13. Brownies 2-1-0 77, RunninUover 1-2-0 59 These 2 teams were fairly evenly matched going into this weeks game but it was the Brownies that came out on top. RunninUover may have done better had Knowshon Moreno hadn't suffered a hamstring injury during practice and contributed no points for Runnin. Better luck next week. Lead scorers: Brownies: Randy Moss 16, Donald Driver 13 RunninUover: Roddy White 15, Sebastian Janikowski 13 My Helmet's 2Tight 2-1-0 67, lets go brownies 1-2-0 94 The roles were reversed in this game with let's go brownies getting their first win while Helmet got smacked with their first loss. Projected points were very close and Helmet thought they had a fair chance going into Monday but obviously that didn't happen and the Helmet coach put their hand in the air and said behind lets go brownies coach's back, "whateva". But said to his face, "Good game, we'll meet again". Lead scorers: My Helmet's 2Tight: Phillip Rivers 19, Kevin Walters 11 lets go brownies: Brandon Marshall 27, Chris Johnson and Antonio Gates both with 20 Zombo's Zingers Two teams remained undefeated in League Four, including Mr. Freeze's Snowmen who will be sprouting big icecicles as the Viagra high-scorers of the week after their 111-87 romp over the Werewolves of Linden. Joe Unibrow and Adrian Peterson did the big damage for the Frosty's. The Big Bad Dawgs also continued to crush their competition, this time they porked Polk High 106-85 behind Antonio Gates and DeSean Jackson. The Flea Flickers moved to 2-1 by humiliating Zombo's sadsack Mild Dawgs 103-59. The salt in the wound was watching Anquan Boldin pour it on against the Brownies for 35 Flicker points. I can't believe I drafted Michael Crabtree high in both of my leagues ... he sucks. The closest shave of the day was Bermeck's KY Hicks edgin past the TXchainsaw Massaquoi's 75-74. Bermie once again relied on a big day form Pittsburgh's defense. Traitor. CalFox's Kosar Dawgs did things the right way: they relied on Paydirt Peyton Hillis for 24 points en route to their first victory of the year over Huskymania's Packer-laden squad. Fair to say that as go the Pack, so goes Huskymania. Then there was the Battle of the Jacks for the coveted Apple Jack Bowl. It was a well-fought battle as Jumping Jack Flash pulled out the victory over Team Inglewood Jack 95-91 when Mason Crosby could only come up with 5 points for Inglewood on Monday Night. The Flash were quoted after the game as saying "they didn't have Jack shit." Meanwhile, Inglewood's coach countered "how would they know ... they doesn't know Jack shit". Should make for an interesting re-match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbaddawgjr Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Bigbaddawgs RULE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG71097 Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Thanks Kathy and Heidi et al for a great read each and every week. Keyser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownsReds Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Thanks all for the updates, they're a great read! DD's gonna burn that Kentucky barn this weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 First off I have to say Heidi is looking great in that spray on bathing suit! Makes me want to howl!!!!! Thanks all for the updates, they're a great read! DD's gonna burn that Kentucky barn this weekend! DD better be ready, its going to be a real barnburner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowsrus Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Oreo's striking a purrrfectly playful pose Kathy , she'll give those old dogs what fur in that league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nw220 Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Thanks for the update,had a hell of a matchup came down to robbie goulds game winning feild goal on MNF to win it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamac19 Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Oreo's LeagueI look just as good as Heidi! Kamac 19 was the victim in the "unfortunate matchup" department. 101 points would have won every other game in the league. So sad; too bad. 35 of those one hundred one points came at the expense of our beloved Cleveland Browns so in response to the fact that Kamac experienced the loss we have only one thing to say: We don't care. Lambdo's Air Show's 116 points put down their opponent. Lambdo gloated, "Keeping you winless Kamac!" If your mind wandered, that was Airshow 116, Kamac 101. Airshow will be polishing the Viagra trophy. Winner and still undefeated, Beanpot will be giving thanks to Tom Brady (23) and Adrian Peterson (29). Beans' squad is the only one that is 3-0-0 in O's league after three weeks of play. Choo Choo's suffered their first defeat. Beanpot 83, Choo Choo's 79. The Toyota trophy for greatest margin of victory goes to DD's who conked hammertime 96-62 for a difference of 34 points. One member of the team that shall not be named contributed 10 points to the DD's. Oreo wasn't pointing any fingers (uh... cats don't have fingers) after being defeated for the first time. The Hammer remains undefeated with a record of 2-0-1. Oreo 60, Hammer 83. Brandon Marshall (27) and Chris Johnson (20) boosted the Kentucky Barn Burners ahead of Ben There Raped That. The Barn Burner's GM hooted at the post game presser, "Mama said not to go behind the barn with Ben!" Kentucky 96, Ben There 86. Cleveland's Mohamed Massaquoi (0) and Jerome Harrison (0) failed to help Bronx Browns who are still seeking their first win. Dirty hands 66; Bronx Browns 54. Pop quiz: Which four teams in Oreo's League remain winless? Which three teams have yet to lose one? Well here is to hoping that 100+ points might win a game this week, I might be 0-3 like our Browns, but I am making it entertaining every week, but someone will soon be on the end of a good hiding watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 I LOVE and ROF,L every time I read these ff week write-ups ! I've won a game, or is it three now? If I could draft at or near the top of the draft in Beans' league like he does, I'd be unbeaten. Instead, as usual (Thanks a lot, Beans) I drafted next to last. Thanks for the great and funny write ups, even when I lose both games. @@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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