DieHardBrownsFan Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 A Male Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO." And so the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and joined the Navy and made love to skinny big breasted woman and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer and Patron tequila and never paid child support or alimony and ate what he wanted and screwed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I just got shot down, haha, this is just what I needed to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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