Pavo Joe Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I know we are trying to tone down the azz kicking talk, but the time has come for my outburst....1 st thing is I will be there along with the nephew (aka homo magnet). He plans on kickin the azz of the old stuff that Keith brings. I am gonna kick the azz of the fresh stuff that ballpeen brings. And then we are gonna tag team whatever Don and Ed cook up, along with some brewskis and the orange stuff. We will destroy all this stuff without even breaking a sweat.. Ed that's Mike and Bob put us down for the rumble under the bridge 2011.Peace Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I know we are trying to tone down the azz kicking talk, but the time has come for my outburst....1 st thing is I will be there along with the nephew (aka homo magnet). He plans on kickin the azz of the old stuff that Keith brings. I am gonna kick the azz of the fresh stuff that ballpeen brings. And then we are gonna tag team whatever Don and Ed cook up, along with some brewskis and the orange stuff. We will destroy all this stuff without even breaking a sweat.. Ed that's Mike and Bob put us down for the rumble under the bridge 2011.Peace Out. Glad to hear from you again. The last time I talked to you we had a bad connection but I think you said go ahead, don't wait to give us a ride. I hope I got that right and didn't leave you downtown Anyway, the next morning I found your cooler with 1/3 bottle of vodka and a rain poncho in it. I threw out the cooler since I knew you weren't taking it back to Atlanta on the plane (or hope you weren't planning on doing that), drank the vodka( what did you expect?), but still have the poncho if you would like for me to return that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4eagle Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Glad to hear from you again. The last time I talked to you we had a bad connection but I think you said go ahead, don't wait to give us a ride. I hope I got that right and didn't leave you downtown Anyway, the next morning I found your cooler with 1/3 bottle of vodka and a rain poncho in it. I threw out the cooler since I knew you weren't taking it back to Atlanta on the plane (or hope you weren't planning on doing that), drank the vodka( what did you expect?), but still have the poncho if you would like for me to return that! Russ would you be interested in joining me and go Sat night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Russ would you be interested in joining me and go Sat night Not sure what you are talking about, but sure, you're a friend, unless it has something to do with the next post because I would most defiantly hurt someone.....mostly me. I am getting arthritis in my knuckles and it sometimes hurts like a bitch just to knuckle up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Only in your dreams. Why don't you share with the people inviting you to join them as their court jester and pre game entertainment how you ran like a little bandwagon jumping bitch when a guy on the other board offered $25,000 if you could last 60 seconds against him after you went around flashing your 2" E-Peen(That's right, real life size still translates in your case) about how you were going to "kick his ass." Your all talk Bitch4Queerboys and the last thing you want is for me to show up. Well maybe not, you strike me as the kind of gutless worm that would sue after an asskicking to try and get off the welfare checks and food stamps. Or is it you're bringing your big ebony boyfriend with and riding bitch on his lame little Sportster? I am not sure what you are talking about here Bubba, but I think you take this internet thing way too seriously. Take a chill pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bacon19 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Hi All, I have been a long time fan of the Browns and really looking forward to see my first game. My freinds and I are driving down to Cleveland for the Rams game for the November 12-13 weekend. We would like to join your tailgate party as well and willing to share our *imported* cigars or whisky with you. Can I have directions to the tailgate lot? and do I need to purchase a parking ticket? Any details you can share will be appreciated. Thanks, Canadian Bacon 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo Joe Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Glad to hear from you again. The last time I talked to you we had a bad connection but I think you said go ahead, don't wait to give us a ride. I hope I got that right and didn't leave you downtown Anyway, the next morning I found your cooler with 1/3 bottle of vodka and a rain poncho in it. I threw out the cooler since I knew you weren't taking it back to Atlanta on the plane (or hope you weren't planning on doing that), drank the vodka( what did you expect?), but still have the poncho if you would like for me to return that! No problems you got it right. Except for the vodka I am blaming it all on Stan and the fact that was the 1st Browns win I have seen in person since Ive been coming up for the tailgates and games. OK maybe I will accept some of the blame. Looking forward to a great time and hell, maybe even another win. bring the poncho if you think about it. See you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be there and dragging my broken ass HagII with me. HagII and I are traveling to a casino in West Virginia early on Friday morning. We will be back by about 5pm Friday night and plan to hit a fundraiser at SCOUNDRELS that evening. Anyone in town that night is welcome to join us. If you need transportation to and from Scoundrels, please advise. Scoundrels is where we held the 'Browns Board Night Out' a few years back. It is on Berea's North side of town where Front Street, North Rocky River Drive and I-271 meet. They have hot barmaids. Chris & Vicky who used to tailgate with us and owned the Browns Bus will be there. Saturday ... I have nothing planned for the afternoon. I'd like to have you all join me for Margarita's at MAYA at around 5pm (maybe sooner), then set out for the night. All are invited to the EASTLAND INN at about 7:00pm for a BROWNS BOARD PARTY. Westside Steve takes stage at about 9:00pm. However, I will probably be late as I am attending the High School Football Semi-Final Game of Mentor-vs-(unknown at this time). I should be back to the Eastland by about 10pm (after Ballpeen goes to bed). Then we close the Eastland at 2am. I believe that the Eastland is providing everyone shuttle transportation back to the hotels in Middleburg Hts. The Eastland Inn is just a mile or so from the hotels, so I'm sure the Hotel Shuttles can be of use as well, as will my candy-apple-red-soccer=Mom-Chick-magnet will be in full use also. Sunday - I plan on being at the tailgate lot at 2:20am and kicking the ass of a beer bong by 2:30am. Ed, what time is breakfast? (Drink responsibly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATENEARS Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I love you guys, we can if you wish, organize our screw tops Sunday AM in Joes Place................as always Russ it will be a pleasure to see yu again.............and you bloke, Howie, I am looking forward to it......hey Russ transport it whatever it is in a water bottle.................that if the liquid is clear is the magnifique Rich, looking forward to seeing you, Dave and Joe. Do you want to attend the High School Semi-Final game with us on Saturday night? I'm banking on Mentor getting through the first round and they will play the winner of Solon/South. I'm hoping the game is at Byers Field in Parma, but the location is unknown at this time. Let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 The Commandant has decided we will be eating dinner at Don's Pomeroy on Saturday, but we will do that early, so we should be at the Eastland by 7:30 or so for a good 45 minutes of festivities. Don't worry, I have a habit of putting on the rally hat, plus, I have to execute the plan. I can't have the Commandant wanting to come up with me more than once every other year, so dragging her out of bed at 5:00AM while chanting "TO THE LOT!!" is going to give her plenty of reason to reconsider future trips. I have to establish the fact that these junkets to Cleveland are about Me, My, and I and have little to do with Her, Us, or She. I am allowing her to think Don's is her idea so she can't say I didn't consider one thing she wanted to do....little does she know I want to eat there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo Joe Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be there and dragging my broken ass HagII with me. HagII and I are traveling to a casino in West Virginia early on Friday morning. We will be back by about 5pm Friday night and plan to hit a fundraiser at SCOUNDRELS that evening. Anyone in town that night is welcome to join us. If you need transportation to and from Scoundrels, please advise. Scoundrels is where we held the 'Browns Board Night Out' a few years back. It is on Berea's North side of town where Front Street, North Rocky River Drive and I-271 meet. They have hot barmaids. Chris & Vicky who used to tailgate with us and owned the Browns Bus will be there. Saturday ... I have nothing planned for the afternoon. I'd like to have you all join me for Margarita's at MAYA at around 5pm (maybe sooner), then set out for the night. All are invited to the EASTLAND INN at about 7:00pm for a BROWNS BOARD PARTY. Westside Steve takes stage at about 9:00pm. However, I will probably be late as I am attending the High School Football Semi-Final Game of Mentor-vs-(unknown at this time). I should be back to the Eastland by about 10pm (after Ballpeen goes to bed). Then we close the Eastland at 2am. I believe that the Eastland is providing everyone shuttle transportation back to the hotels in Middleburg Hts. The Eastland Inn is just a mile or so from the hotels, so I'm sure the Hotel Shuttles can be of use as well, as will my candy-apple-red-soccer=Mom-Chick-magnet will be in full use also. Sunday - I plan on being at the tailgate lot at 2:20am and kicking the ass of a beer bong by 2:30am. Ed, what time is breakfast? (Drink responsibly) I plan on arriving on Friday, not sure if Bob is coming Friday or Saturday. If he waits til Saturday to come up a ride to Scoundrels might give me something to do. Will keep in touch.As far as breakfast goes perhaps guardian will bring some of his delicious home made potato soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 My flight gets in at 3:30 PM on Friday. I will grab the hottest chick in the hotel bar and bring her with me to the Courtyard Marriot where I will have my way with her before I meet Skippy and the gang at Scoundrels where I will drink double-fisted while banging one of the barmaids doggy-style behind the bar. Saturday I will meet Skippy at his margarita bar and make his favorite barmaid my bitch. Then I will head to the Eastland Inn where I will sing several duets with Westside Steve to a standing ovation before dragging the two hottest barmaids back to the courtyard. As soon as I am done with them, I will head STRAIGHT TO THE LOT. By the time you fems start showing up I will be doing beer bongs with homeless dudes and will already have kicked the ass of one Rams fans just to make an example of him. Then I will chug another beer bong, do a shot of Scotch, a shot of the orange shit and punch Rich's lights out while eating a Roachburger with the other hand. After the Browns win, it's back to the bars by the hotel where I will nail every remaining hot chick I had spotted during the weekend. I'll make one of them drive me to the airport the next morning, my flight's at nine. So ... count me for "one". Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowburn Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 count on tWO semi alcoholic retired firefighters from cbus in attendendance with massive amount of mAKERS mARK!!!!! xxxx jACKIE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 count on tWO semi alcoholic retired firefighters from cbus in attendendance with massive amount of mAKERS mARK!!!!! xxxx jACKIE!!! Nothing like some Jack, and Makers isn't bad for Kentucky. It will be nice meeting you Slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 My flight gets in at 3:30 PM on Friday. I will grab the hottest chick in the hotel bar and bring her with me to the Courtyard Marriot where I will have my way with her before I meet Skippy and the gang at Scoundrels where I will drink double-fisted while banging one of the barmaids doggy-style behind the bar. Saturday I will meet Skippy at his margarita bar and make his favorite barmaid my bitch. Then I will head to the Eastland Inn where I will sing several duets with Westside Steve to a standing ovation before dragging the two hottest barmaids back to the courtyard. As soon as I am done with them, I will head STRAIGHT TO THE LOT. By the time you fems start showing up I will be doing beer bongs with homeless dudes and will already have kicked the ass of one Rams fans just to make an example of him. Then I will chug another beer bong, do a shot of Scotch, a shot of the orange shit and punch Rich's lights out while eating a Roachburger with the other hand. After the Browns win, it's back to the bars by the hotel where I will nail every remaining hot chick I had spotted during the weekend. I'll make one of them drive me to the airport the next morning, my flight's at nine. So ... count me for "one". Zombo LOL....I stay there too. It's my new hotel when I come up....a nice spot No shots of "shine"?? Oh well, more for me and Howie. Just don't let me catch you swimming nude in the pool at 3AM trying to attract the 60 year old night auditor. She's a nice gal as we have talked as I headed out at 5AM for my morning walk, but really man, that's getting a bit desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Add the Shine and the 60 year old to my list ... Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4eagle Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 My flight gets in at 3:30 PM on Friday. I will grab the hottest chick in the hotel bar and bring her with me to the Courtyard Marriot where I will have my way with her before I meet Skippy and the gang at Scoundrels where I will drink double-fisted while banging one of the barmaids doggy-style behind the bar. Saturday I will meet Skippy at his margarita bar and make his favorite barmaid my bitch. Then I will head to the Eastland Inn where I will sing several duets with Westside Steve to a standing ovation before dragging the two hottest barmaids back to the courtyard. As soon as I am done with them, I will head STRAIGHT TO THE LOT. By the time you fems start showing up I will be doing beer bongs with homeless dudes and will already have kicked the ass of one Rams fans just to make an example of him. Then I will chug another beer bong, do a shot of Scotch, a shot of the orange shit and punch Rich's lights out while eating a Roachburger with the other hand. After the Browns win, it's back to the bars by the hotel where I will nail every remaining hot chick I had spotted during the weekend. I'll make one of them drive me to the airport the next morning, my flight's at nine. So ... count me for "one". Zombo you cannot punch my lights out they went out long ago, I was just wondering how you do all those women with a 1/2 inch needledick pecker................just remember Sunday morning about 1130 am that will the sky you are looking up at, with two closed eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4eagle Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Rich, looking forward to seeing you, Dave and Joe. Do you want to attend the High School Semi-Final game with us on Saturday night? I'm banking on Mentor getting through the first round and they will play the winner of Solon/South. I'm hoping the game is at Byers Field in Parma, but the location is unknown at this time. Let me know. Thanks for the offer! I will leave that up to them, I will be rooting for the Mentor Cardinals to nail that state championship! Will likely will pass, get to see enough high school football between the Browns and the Panthers. Joe wants to go out to dinner, likely downtown, so I will let him buy and order the most expensive thing on the menu. I will mention your offer, and get back if we are a yea! For sure ready to party hardy Sunday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4eagle Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Not sure what you are talking about, but sure, you're a friend, unless it has something to do with the next post because I would most defiantly hurt someone.....mostly me. I am getting arthritis in my knuckles and it sometimes hurts like a bitch just to knuckle up. Joe and I are going out to dinner somewhere downtown, he knows all the best spots! If dave is with me he will be going as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 you cannot punch my lights out they went out long ago, I was just wondering how you do all those women with a 1/2 inch needledick pecker................just remember Sunday morning about 1130 am that will the sky you are looking up at, with two closed eyes Be looking at the sky with two closed eyes? Go back to thinking about my pecker... Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Joe and I are going out to dinner somewhere downtown, he knows all the best spots! If dave is with me he will be going as well Ahhh....the Mrs. is with me this trip....dinner is planned. We'll have to do it when I come up solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieDawg Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 Wow this weekend is looking like a memorable one already. I'm up for whatever is going probably minus the fistfights though, with a face as pretty as mine you gotta look out for yourself. We get in about 4pm on Friday so should be sipping out first hotel beer about 4.15pm We'll meet you up at Scoundrels and see where it goes from there, will also have my cousin and her friend from Georgia in tow - Zombo my cousin's friend is pregnant - not sure if that's you're thing but at least you won't be chased for parental support. H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 Wow this weekend is looking like a memorable one already. I'm up for whatever is going probably minus the fistfights though, with a face as pretty as mine you gotta look out for yourself. We get in about 4pm on Friday so should be sipping out first hotel beer about 4.15pm We'll meet you up at Scoundrels and see where it goes from there, will also have my cousin and her friend from Georgia in tow - Zombo my cousin's friend is pregnant - not sure if that's you're thing but at least you won't be chased for parental support. H. Just watch out for the STD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 The fact that your cousins friend is pregnant is great 1. We have a designated driver. 2. I nail your cousin instead ... and you forever have visions of my naked hairy body at family reunions... Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Since we are at the same hotel....the Courtyard, if you need a ride to the lot the next morning, you can ride with us if you need a lift. That is unless you just head straight to the lot after the mayhem at the Eastland. The breakfast bar opens at 7AM on Sundays, so the plan is to grab a bite at 7 and be headed to the lot by 7:20, which will get us there around 7:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo Joe Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Sad news for some of you. The (homo magnet) cannot make the game. Can't understand choosing keeping your job over attending this epic event but everyone has their priorities. Bad news for me is now I have an extra ticket that I need to sell. Section 342 row 13. In front of Stan and just behind Ed. PM me if interested. I bought from ticket xchange, so I did pay over face value, would like to get my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamac19 Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Right this weekend is building up into one crazy ass gathering, think we should throw a little challenge into Sunday mornings early festivities, and have a forfeit Beer Bong (Shared around the group of course) for every time Shurmur mentions Battled or Battling in his Monday press conference shown on ClevelandBrowns.com as have to say getting bit annoyed the amount of times he uses that word, think could be a few bongs if any of his last press conferences are anything to go by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusty Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Hey guys - Mark from Bowling Green - my oldest son (also Mark) would like to join you guys this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Hey guys - Mark from Bowling Green - my oldest son (also Mark) would like to join you guys this weekend. Great. Now is that going to be one Mark or two? See you Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusty Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Great. Now is that going to be one Mark or two? See you Sunday. I just read what I wrote - that'll be 2 Marks - See you Sunday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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