Woof Woof (Week 8)

[kshutchins]

It's been a grueling week at work y'all.

 

Beanpot's League

 

There were lots of healthy scores this week and Beans won the Viagra award. LeSean McCoy's 27 points teamed up with Cam Newton (20) to chalk up 111 points. The Redneck Roosters gave it their all but were not up to the Beans juggernaut. Final:111-80.

 

Ballatyne Buckeyes capitalized on 29 points from Detroit's Defense and 27 from Adrian Peterson to smack down Dot the I, 109-79.

 

Ray Rice (31) almost singlehandedly turned over the Biggest Blowout award to the Usual Suspects. The Suspects topped Mayhem by 32 points, 104-72.

 

Zombo's WildDawgs gave the game ball to Steven Jackson (28) in the victory over NavDawg's Browns 81-75.

 

Werewolves of Linden are hanging on to first place after knocking off Average Joe's 77-72.

 

Luckiest team of the week: TexChainsaw Massaquoi 52 points managed to play the only team with a lower score: Believeland. 49.

 

Oreo's Hangout

DD's smacked down Choo Choo's with lots of points points. DD's could have played with half of his active players tied up out back and still won. Steven Jackson (28) and Calvin Johnson (20) led the way to the high scorer's trophy for the D's who put away the Choo Choo's 108-69.

 

No cheese this week for dirty hands with Mark Sanchez on a bye. Ryan Fitzpatrick was a suitable substitute and Rice (31) chipped in with unusual ardor. dirty hands 107, hammertime 78.

 

The Hammer didn't have to work very hard to pound Kentucky Barn Burner but Matthew Stafford (24) delivered a blow anyway. Barn Burner activated his best players but got singed by the bye. Hammer 103 and the Biggest Blowout trophy, Barn Burner 42.

 

Gocong or Go Home went home. At least the players went home before scoring enough points. Lambdo's Air Show had an easy time of it, putting this one away 93-75. This was Gocong's first loss of the season.

 

Beanpot, with win #3 in a row, 78

Bronx Browns 46

 

Oreo's Team, with win #3 in a row (is there an echo in here?) 76

Kamac 19 57.

 

The Heidi Report

1: My Helmet's 2Tight 3-5-0 (42)

Believeland Browns 2-6-0 (91)

 

Believeland Browns top players, Ray Rice 31 and Jeremy Maclin 12

My Helmet's 2Tight's top players, Jason Hanson 11 and Reggie Wayne 9

 

2: RunninUover 4-3-1 (104)

why cant we win 3-5-0 (77)

 

RunninUover's top players, Steve Smith 19 and Eli Manning 18

why cant we win's top players Adrian Peterson 27 and Matt Schaub 14

 

3: Brownies 5-2-1 ( 77)

Cleveland Steamers 7-0-1 (77)

 

Brownies' top players, Ben Roethlisberger 17 and Anquan Boldin 16

Cleveland Steamers top players, Matthew Stafford 24 and Fred Jackson 15

 

4: stewartcj1 1-7-0 (49)

fatherof3 5-4-0 (110)

 

stewartcj1's top players, Sidney Rice 13 and Nick Novak 15

fatherof3's top players, LeSean McCoy 27 and Percy Harvin 12

 

5: Ballantyne Bruisers 6-2-0 (80)

The Korky Butcheks 4-3-1 (52)

 

Ballantyne Bruisers' top players, Calvin Johnson 20 and Antonio Brown 19

The Korky Butcheks top players Tom Brady 15 and Mike Nugent 15

 

6: Peyton's Posse 1-7-0 (66)

Football is back 5-3-0 (99)

 

Peyton's Posse's top players, 20 and Pierre Garson 11

Football is back's top players, Steven Jackson 28 and Fred Davis 14

 

Awards For Week 8 Are:

 

Viagra Award: Ray Rice who scored 31 points for Believeland Browns

 

Squeaker Award: The matchup between Brownies and Cleveland Steamers was a tie with 77 points

 

Biggest Blowout Award: fatherof3 who beat stewartcj1 by 61 points.

 

Standings:

1. Cleveland Steamers

2. Ballantyne Bruisers

3. Brownies

4. Football is back

5. fatherof3

6. RunninUover

7. The Korky Butcheks

8. why cant we win

9. My Helmet's 2Tight

10. Believeland Browns

11. Peyton'sPosse

12. stewartcj1