RoyceRolls Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 i prefer to pee the bowl clean, gotta build up that pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Bone Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 I hate shrimp tails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudfly Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 "those crows keep calling my name!!".....thought Caw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 If you cross your eyes, they will not stay like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted December 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 if ben affleck is batman does that mean matt damon is robin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Since the Browns started losing.... football is like a box of chocolates.... Â sugar-free on a hot day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opal312 Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 My doorbell rang and I was hesitant to answer because I was watching San Diego comeback. It was my neighbor with a huge plate of homemade cookies! Nine different kinds. Some were gluten free for the dizzy guy she works with. But the best were the oatmeal, chocolate chip, chocolate mint chips, peanut butter, and snicker doodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 That's it! Â Now we know why mik started the thread... Â He wanted cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 I have not gone Christmas shopping yet  I only mailed one Christmas Card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manzier Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Â I only mailed one Christmas Card. It has not arrived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 I got it... thanks, h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5150k9 Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Whatcha doing? Putting on the foil. Before every game. Want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted December 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 where are the flying cars? Â someone promised us all flying cars by the year 2k. Â waiting........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Am I the only one who likes smoked oysters? Everybody says they're gross for some reason but I love em as a basic horderve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 You know, that reminds me of a story.... back in my Biloxi Air Force days, a gal friend of mine, Judy, and I used to drive up along the coast (Keesler AFB was only two blocks away from shore), and we'd order oyster sandwiches. For 65 cents. Â But they weren't smoked, they were fried. On a poor boy bun. And lettuce, cheese and tartar sauce. Â 65 cents, but the rootbeer was a buck. We did this often. She had a Convertible Bonneville. I ended up dating her best friend down there. She'd lend us her car when we went to Biloxi for a movie. The three of us went out to that place and got those oyster sandwiches a lot, never got tired of em. Â They don't have those in Ohio. But this summer, we went on a road trip to Texas to visit the father-in-law, and stopped over in West Munroe, LA, to see the Duck Dynasty store. And went to a local restaurant, and I ordered oysters, and alligator. Â The really nice waitress told me they didn't have alligator. Â I gave her my meanest, Clint Eastwood disgusted glare, and I did my best Eastwood voice.. "but this is Louisiana, you have alligators in Lousiana...", and she laughed and said "but they are out of season. We have great steaks, though. You'd love our oyster and fish plate." Â So, I ordered a fried oyster and fish plate, and started to follow up with Clint Eastwood again, but my Wife went to pinch my earlobe, I hate that, and made me quit picking on the poor waitress. Â She came back with our order, and told me "I expect a really huge tip, Mr. Eastwood." Â I don't know why my Wife thought that was so funny. Â dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 And I still remember the traumatic event one Sunday afternoon when Judy and I were out. Â She had a salad. With blue cheese dressing. I never heard of blue cheese dressing. Â We finished our oyster sandwiches, and she started on her salad. She coaxed me into trying a big bite of blue cheese dressing salad. Â She ended up laughing til she had to go to the bathroom at the face I made. And it wasn't a Clint Eastwood face. More like Don Rickles eating a cold, fried pickle. Â I've have a phobia about blue cheese dressing ever since. That's a long time, but I've hated the puking pittspuke squealers a lot longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 So did you tear that shit up or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manzier Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 If god lives inside me, like so many people say, then I hope he likes tacos, cause thats what he's getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Two processes that make most any food taste better: frying and pickling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkside5 Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Â I only mailed one Christmas Card. I mailed twelve the Elvis way. Mailed em all to myself with my friends return addresses and never put any stamps on em ! Let's sing along....... Return to Sender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted December 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 stare into the tv a foot away from it when bill o'reilly is on a rant. then close your eyes. Â you can still see that neon fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manzier Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 stare into the tv a foot away from it when bill o'reilly is on a rant. then close your eyes. Â you can still see that neon fucker. yeah, thats true I guess...but then, on the other hand, you have fingers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted December 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 yeah, thats true I guess...but then, on the other hand, you have fingers..... and toes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvoethe Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 On Christmas everyone was feeling Merry, so Merry went home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkside5 Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Wow I bought a set of keys for $40,000 and those dumbasses gave me a new truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Flying elephants shit on my car over and over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 This thread has legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5150k9 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 "It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennel Club Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypicalBrowns Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Who Shaw this coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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