WalterWhite Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 (sent to me by a friend) Don't be a slave. Society and civilization, for all the good they provide, slap us squarely across the face and rape us up the ass with one singularly painful drawback: to be a man in society is to be a slave.Society’s path for you - for all of us - is clear. To placate us with pornography, sports, alcohol, video games, creature comforts, the illusion of a path to success, the illusion of remuneration for our labors, while extracting maximum productivity from us until the day we die. We trade something priceless, that we will never recover – time – in exchange for something governments around the world have made up – money. We then spend that money on pornography, alcohol, overpriced food, creature comforts, a nice apartment or big suburban home, a fancy car, fancy clothes, cable television, cellular telephones, fake wooden furniture, fifty trips to Bed Bath & Beyond for clutter our wives think is cute, and then we need to get paid again. The endless cycle of sacrificing our very life essence for more of this worthless stuff continues.The true beneficiaries of our labors? The women and children we support. Feeding yourself is cheap and easy. Feeding a family actually isn’t that hard either. But supporting a wife, one or more children, and all of the stupid shit they think they need? Shit you would never buy if society hadn’t convinced your mentally pliable family that everyone ought to have it? Painful. That diamond engagement ring you got your wife? Four months’ salary – 640 hours of sitting at a desk somewhere if you’re white-collar, or doing something backbreaking if you’re blue-collar. That suburban home? 40-80 hours a month to pay the bank, 95% of that payment being interest on a six-digit loan. You’ll be done paying that off in 30 years. That’s about 60,000 hours of work, give or take. Paying for your kid to be in little league? That’s a few extra hours a month at the office. A bigger chunk if you have to buy some equipment this month. That queen-sized bedroom set with matching dresser, nightstands, and an awesome memory foam mattress your wife loves? There goes an entire month at work, plus all the overtime you put in before Christmas, plus your Christmas bonus. Every trip to Pottery Barn, every time your wife logs into Amazon, 20 bucks here, 50 bucks there – don’t think of that as dollars. Think of that as your time, your sweat, your blood, your very life essence. Every time your wife logs into Amazon, she’s spending dozens of the limited hours of your life in about ten minutes buying birthday presents for her friends’ kids and baby shower gifts for her cousins. You’re working like a slave so that she can win social points within her circle of friends.And when she’s out with them spending your money on ten-dollar cocktails, she’s badmouthing you.Why does society care about you supporting your family? Because if you didn’t, society would have to foot the bill. And for many people, society does. Your government takes 20-40 percent of that worthless money you sacrifice your life to earn and spends it supporting people who aren’t you. Once a year, they make you do a bunch of paperwork, and if you figure out that you’ve actually given them too much money over the course of the year in the form of an interest-free loan, they give you a chunk of that money back, without interest. You feel like you’ve won the lottery! What a great government!From the day we’re born, we’re raised by weak-willed, self-important, narcissistic, feminized parents – each generation worse than the last. We’re placed in schools that indoctrinate us into a culture of rules and socialized behaviors, that teach toward standardized tests and focus the entirety of their resources on bringing the dumbasses of the world up to just slightly below average. The slaves-in-training that rattle their chains are diagnosed with disorders that just a few short decades ago didn’t even exist, and are force-fed mind-altering drugs to curb their disruptive masculine impulses. Not that long ago, disliking school, homework, studying, and sitting still for 8 hours at a time was pretty common for an eight-year-old boy. Now it’s a psychological disorder. Being a boy is a psychological disorder.By the time we hit puberty, we’ve been taught that sexual impulses are evil, and our only shot at a decent life is to do exactly what we’re told, buckle down, finish school, then spend massive amounts of money (or accrue incredible debt) going to more school, where in the pursuit of a degree, we take a few required courses to learn that nine tenths of us are apparently rapists and that for generations, we have oppressed and enslaved women. Thank God all of us are in that other ten percent. When all that’s said and done, it takes us forever to finally find gainful employment, despite all of our education, and we don’t earn that much more than we would have without it. But we’re happy to have any job so we can finally start buying all of the shit we’ve been told we need, to demonstrate what great providers we’ll make for a family one day.Because that’s what we’re told our goal in life needs to be. We’ve done it all to prepare ourselves to one day meet a good woman, marry her, have kids, and support a family. If you’re not married and taking care of a family – good care, not just passable care (meaning lots of money, not just adequate money! Only losers have a savings account or save for retirement.) – then you’re not a real man. You’re just a child. What’s that? You don’t make the required minimum salary of $5,000 times your age? Don’t worry. Nowadays, you don’t have to save money until you can afford to buy cars and furniture and televisions. You can just get them now for 29.99 a month here, 59.99 a month there, 74.99 a month there, and pay them off in 5, 10, 20 years. Whatever. You can start saving for retirement a little later, and have that big-screen TV now, right? I mean, surely you won’t be working until the day you die to buy shit for your wife, right?Meeting the right woman is pretty hard nowadays. Women are waiting a lot longer before getting married, even though they sure do seem to spend a lot of time at bars and clubs and house parties and girls’ nights looking for the right man. And they sure do seem to have a hard time figuring out who’s a good provider versus who’s just good-looking. A lesser man might think they’re just putting off marriage and fucking hot guys until they’re too old and the hot guys don’t want them any more. But that’s an evil line of thinking.If you expect a woman to like you, spend time with you, maybe even have sex with you, simply because you’re a great guy who treats her well, that’s sexist. You are to approach a woman with your head bowed, and beg for the privilege of picking her up in your fancy car so that she can judge your wealth, then taking her out to eat and to participate in entertaining activities. Only if she finds you sufficiently interesting does she deign to spend further time with you, at your expense. You are to ask for nothing of her and to expect nothing of her. You’re essentially buying her time with no guarantee of sex, kind of like an escort. Deep down, you wonder if that muscular guy from the club she used to date before you had to do all this before he got any.Eventually, most guys who really want to get married will find someone to support. And even though 50% of marriages don’t last, we all think we’ll be different since we’re serious about marriage. We’re going to take good care of our families. We’re not going to cheat. We’re going to work hard. We’re going to treat our wives and kids like queens and princesses and princes and give them the best life we can, even if it means sacrificing ourselves in the process.And even though our wives piss all over us and minimize everything we do for them and badmouth us when we’re not around, we’re okay with that. That’s just playful banter. It’s funny. TV sitcoms tell us it’s funny. And if we ever stop raising the bar and stop doing more and more for them, we’re greeted with anger, seething hatred, blazing disrespect, and threats of divorce, so we promise to do better.And then we’re surprised when we learn that a lower libido in marriage is not, in fact, normal, and that our wives’ libido is quite healthy. At least it is when she’s fucking some loser from her part time job. And that it doesn’t matter how much we gave or how much we loved or everything we sacrificed, or which party cheated on who. She gets the kids, the house, the majority of your assets, and if the court-ordered check you send her every month is a single penny short, you go to jail. So even after your wife leaves you and takes your children, you’re still supporting your family from afar.But don’t worry. You just didn’t meet the right girl. That one didn’t work out. Don’t be bitter. Marry another one and support her, too. Love’s more important than money anyway, right? 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VaporTrail Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I read the very first line and realized immediately it was a hoax. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think it's too long, so I didn't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns149 Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think it's too long, so I didn't read. for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think you don't have a woman if you're posting shit like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Haha fuck off with reading that novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterWhite Posted February 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 I think you don't have a woman if you're posting shit like this No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with. I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Whatever gets you through the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 I don't believe a word you say. No one does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterWhite Posted February 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 No one cares fatso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 You are possibly the most pathetic person I interact with. You are so desperate and lacking in self esteem it's funny. And it's obvious to everyone on here dude. You're a fucking joke bragging about your gay extra role in a piece of shit movie that had to beg for funding on kick starter to even get poorly filmed with a handheld camcorder and acting like some scrubby waitress at applebees you might have once got a pity lay from is like Scarlett Johansson all up on your shit. You've been called out for your bullshit stories about how your "friend" took some picture that you googled but you keep posting inane bullshit like anybody could possibly take you seriously. You suck at life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterWhite Posted February 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 You are possibly the most pathetic person I interact with. You are so desperate and lacking in self esteem it's funny. And it's obvious to everyone on here dude. You're a fucking joke bragging about your gay extra role in a piece of shit movie that had to beg for funding on kick starter to even get poorly filmed with a handheld camcorder and acting like some scrubby waitress at applebees you might have once got a pity lay from is like Scarlett Johansson all up on your shit. You've been called out for your bullshit stories about how your "friend" took some picture that you googled but you keep posting inane bullshit like anybody could possibly take you seriously. You suck at life. Isn't there a clean up on isle 5 at the Wal Mart in Delaware, OH you should be tending to day laborer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Sweet comeback bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Day laborers don't respond to clean ups. But more importantly movie stars who are getting laid by starlets left and right probably don't need to brag about their fantasies on a subsection of a professional football discussion forum. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 You mean that wasn't really charlie sheen and robert downey junior on this board a while back? No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 You mean that wasn't really charlie sheen and robert downey junior on this board a while back? No... Well ok, yes it was, there is that I guess. But keep in mind that those two bums are no longer on the A list, both having been turned down for the role of hillbilly #4 which according to Variety went to a local food service specialist. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadbrownsfan Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with. I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope. So does everyone else, its called Google with safe search turned off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with. I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Did anybody actually bother to read this by the way? I did and have comments but I'm curious to hear other people's first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I did. For the first seven words or so, then I dumped it into the round circular file in my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Just some fight club bullshit manifesto. I'd rather be with my family then hanging out in Walters studio apartment where he's swordfighting some dude on the futon cuz society isn't going to hold him down, brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Oh so it is just angsty suburb kid nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Did anybody actually bother to read this by the way? I did and have comments but I'm curious to hear other people's first.I skimmed it. To me it sounded like the ranting of a young man who has been let down by his girlfriend or wife. Someone whose life isn't satisfying for whatever reason and wants to blame the world of consumerism or something for his unhappiness. It didn't blow my mind but it did blow. When he said it was sent from a friend I was skeptical since if his real personality is anywhere near as assholeish as his online personality I can't imagine him having any.Maybe it's a plea for a amateur online psychoanalysis. Just like the semi literate bragging and hateful ramblin, but I've never met the guy. Playing an obnoxious asshole on the Internet appeals to some people I suppose but I don't get it. Your thought dr Chris? WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 The first thing that struck me is how this is written from such a male-centric viewpoint on life, that men are the sole reason that women and children can exist and if a woman doesn't have a man she has no hope of looking after herself, or that if a woman does get married she'll immediately quit her job and start popping out babies. It's extremely arrogantly (and badly) written and wholly offensive to women. Apart from that, the concept that society is constructed to 'placate' men is just asinine. The idea that money was invented by 'the man' to keep everyone down is just wrong. Calling each generation of parents more 'feminized' than the previous implies that women, as described by someone recently, are a 'lesser cut of meat' which again is just wrong. The whole thing just screams of a mid-20s chauvinist that struggles to hold down a relationship or a job and has less experience of the world than a hermit crab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I guess I didn't take it that seriously but I do agree with your last paragraph. Right or wrong good or bad doesn't really exist in nature, only in society. I do think that in nature men and women have different roles to play. Human beings also have the intellect to question them but not to change them. Mankind does not establish society, society establishes itself. There is no group of ants who decide where the tunnels go they just go. I would suppose every generation going back to verbal communication has bitched about the previous and the following generation. The man has always been there. That means the man in quotations not the male. The idea that there is a small group masterminding and controlling the world is just silly. But most likely it's just a kid that got dumped, fired or both. Probably for being an asshole. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterWhite Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'd rather be with my family Cysko and his family: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Cysko and his family: I know you're sad that you can't hang with me in any of these arguments. You don't have to say it, it comes through with every post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Ok I read it. My first question is why would you complain about not being able to marry these chicks if you are insinuating these chicks aren't worth marrying? If its just about getting laid why get married? Why have kids? The author sounds like a needy bitch. Second, who doesn't buy shit that someone else would consider stupid? Thats a subjective premise. Third, what portion of society is looking down on you for not having a family? Your grandma? I've never heard anyone in my lifetime talk down on someone solely for not having a family or family values, except for the types of people a single guy would NEVER be around anyway? Who Cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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