CaineDeSoulis Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 With 14 new players added i'm going to do a rundown on some random nicknames that fit well with the playerRound 1, 15: Corey Coleman WR BaylorColeman was a wideout that i held in high regard at the beginning of the season and filled a desperate need for the browns. That being said he is noted for being tough and playing with an attitude because of his size.Corey "Scrappy" Coleman ----------------------------------Round 2, 32: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Oklahoma State Considering his speed and power and the fact he is from nigeria...this one is an easy oneEmmanuel "Nightmare" Ogbah -------------------------------------- Round 3, 65: Carl Nassib, DE, Penn State Extreme Motor and Power but raw. Should be a big help to all the slimming we have done in the past years. Given his previous experience as a lion i think his tag will speak for itselfI loved watching him dominate OSU this year Carl "Animal" Nassib ------------------------------- Round 3, 76: Shon Coleman, OT, Auburn Great Story with this kid another project type pick but a very cool pickup and a much needed lineman. can't get enough of them actually A lot of Heart and Character with the pick so the name should follow thatShon "Lionheart" Coleman--------------------------------------Round 3, 93: Cody Kessler, QB, USC Here is a guy that i watched early in the season and he dealt with some serious shit at usc 5 coaching changes in his time at usc. Accuracy,Accuracy,Accuracy all this guy does is throw smart and accurate. His range isn't as limited as people make it out to be but he doesn't have a cannon. Pocket Presence and mobility inside the pocket is Great.Very High Character Player. If this was a Jackson pick I really don't see rg3 starting for very long for us because cody is pretty much the exact opposite of rg3. Cody "Bullseye" Kessler ------------------------------------- Round 4, Pick 99: Joe Schobert, OLB, Wisconsin Wind him up and let him loose. this guy is a beast of a pickup LOVED watching him play. A Real maniac. No bullshit type player who is blue collar and ready to plug and play.Joe "Crazy Joe/Crazy Fucking Joe" Schobert ---------------------------- Round 4, Pick 114: Ricardo Louis, WR, Auburn Solid Depth Receiver with significant upside and a huge chip on his shoulder combined with ALOT to prove may surprise some people. Tall,Fast and Strong i like it Ricardo "Miracle" Louis ------------------------------ Round 4, Pick 129: Derrick Kindred, DB Auburn I did not get to watch much tape on this guy but he does have a pretty good story and we need the help in the secondaryDerrick "Iron" Kindred---------------------------- Round 4, Pick 138 Seth DeValve, TE/WR/FB, Princeton Wow what a pick this was. Very intrigueing. After watching his pro day and seeing some of the limited game film i could find. he looks like a jack of all trades player on offense i wouldn't be surprised to see him line up at FB atleast a little bit in the preseason. it should be noted that his Vertical jump beat the entire 2016 combine class by 3 inches.Seth "Safe" Devalve------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 151: Jordan Payton, WR, UCLA Super Reliable and had very very few dropsJordan "Express" Payton ------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 168: Spencer Drango, OT, Baylor Hooray another big tackle with the possibility of moving to the inside. Good Run Blocker and alot of expiereanceSpencer "Dodge" Drango ------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 172:Rashard Higgins, WR, Colorado State Another WR and this one was very very productive in college. Already has a nicknameRashard "Hollywood" Higgins------------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 173: Trey Caldwell CB, Louisiana-Monroe Looked pretty fast and athletic from the tape i have seen but he was not very productive in college. Trey "Wings" Caldwell-------------------------- Round 7, Pick 250 Philip Wright III, ILB, Arizona After a MONSTER 2014 an injury cost him most of 2015 and he slid way way too far down to us. This guy is the meaning of the phrase "playing with your hair on fire" he already has a nickname and its a pretty good one!Philip "Scooby" Wright III This is all just for fun so post any nicknames you guys think of. Crazy Joe is probably my favorite one and it is fairly accurate to the player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Kissin' Kessler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Cody "The Coach's Kid" Kessler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Cody "mustard tits" Kessler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Sorry but nobody deserves a nickname of Miracle but Al Michaels. Any Ricardo must have his "Loosie" Louis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Honestly if I was one of these new players I would say please dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Joe "Big Bird" Scho Bert.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 You must not have seen the play against Georgia, gumby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 You must not have seen the play against Georgia, gumby. After my local Gurley & Marshall was out. me too. Louis did catch ball on bama tough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Animal & Iron.. those are keepers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The User from Cleveland Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 "Honestly if I was one of these new players I would say please dont" That's what they said when they heard the Browns were drafting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Shon "Green Lantern" Coleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaineDeSoulis Posted May 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 almost all boxer's have nicknames that they just make up and run with so i figure it would transfer pretty well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Drango Unchained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennel Club Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Hopefully we've finally found our red zone threat: Seth "The Leap" Devalve Or, an alternative if you didn't like the pick: Seth "The Reach" Devalve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Drango Unchained WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 This nickname stuff gives me the homo chills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 C Coleman = Flash Scooby = when he drops the QB we must refer to it as a Snack not a sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Kessler ... c'mon guys ... Silk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgeho Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 "Joenimal" Schobert after this. http://www.stack.com/a/watch-6-foot-1-browns-rookie-lb-joe-schobert-throws-down-nasty-360-windmill-dunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgeho Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Kessler ... c'mon guys ... Silk. Fuck yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darren15 Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Scooby Jackson has him lining up at center .....already playing him in his wrong position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike H Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 With 14 new players added i'm going to do a rundown on some random nicknames that fit well with the player Round 1, 15: Corey Coleman WR Baylor Coleman was a wideout that i held in high regard at the beginning of the season and filled a desperate need for the browns. That being said he is noted for being tough and playing with an attitude because of his size. Corey "Scrappy" Coleman ---------------------------------- Round 2, 32: Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Oklahoma State Considering his speed and power and the fact he is from nigeria...this one is an easy one Emmanuel "Nightmare" Ogbah -------------------------------------- Round 3, 65: Carl Nassib, DE, Penn State Extreme Motor and Power but raw. Should be a big help to all the slimming we have done in the past years. Given his previous experience as a lion i think his tag will speak for itself I loved watching him dominate OSU this year Carl "Animal" Nassib ------------------------------- Round 3, 76: Shon Coleman, OT, Auburn Great Story with this kid another project type pick but a very cool pickup and a much needed lineman. can't get enough of them actually A lot of Heart and Character with the pick so the name should follow that Shon "Lionheart" Coleman -------------------------------------- Round 3, 93: Cody Kessler, QB, USC Here is a guy that i watched early in the season and he dealt with some serious shit at usc 5 coaching changes in his time at usc. Accuracy,Accuracy,Accuracy all this guy does is throw smart and accurate. His range isn't as limited as people make it out to be but he doesn't have a cannon. Pocket Presence and mobility inside the pocket is Great.Very High Character Player. If this was a Jackson pick I really don't see rg3 starting for very long for us because cody is pretty much the exact opposite of rg3. Cody "Bullseye" Kessler ------------------------------------- Round 4, Pick 99: Joe Schobert, OLB, Wisconsin Wind him up and let him loose. this guy is a beast of a pickup LOVED watching him play. A Real maniac. No bullshit type player who is blue collar and ready to plug and play. Joe "Crazy Joe/Crazy Fucking Joe" Schobert ---------------------------- Round 4, Pick 114: Ricardo Louis, WR, Auburn Solid Depth Receiver with significant upside and a huge chip on his shoulder combined with ALOT to prove may surprise some people. Tall,Fast and Strong i like it Ricardo "Miracle" Louis ------------------------------ Round 4, Pick 129: Derrick Kindred, DB Auburn I did not get to watch much tape on this guy but he does have a pretty good story and we need the help in the secondary Derrick "Iron" Kindred ---------------------------- Round 4, Pick 138 Seth DeValve, TE/WR/FB, Princeton Wow what a pick this was. Very intrigueing. After watching his pro day and seeing some of the limited game film i could find. he looks like a jack of all trades player on offense i wouldn't be surprised to see him line up at FB atleast a little bit in the preseason. it should be noted that his Vertical jump beat the entire 2016 combine class by 3 inches. Seth "Safe" Devalve ------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 151: Jordan Payton, WR, UCLA Super Reliable and had very very few drops Jordan "Express" Payton ------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 168: Spencer Drango, OT, Baylor Hooray another big tackle with the possibility of moving to the inside. Good Run Blocker and alot of expiereance Spencer "Dodge" Drango ------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 172:Rashard Higgins, WR, Colorado State Another WR and this one was very very productive in college. Already has a nickname Rashard "Hollywood" Higgins ------------------------------------- Round 5, Pick No. 173: Trey Caldwell CB, Louisiana-Monroe Looked pretty fast and athletic from the tape i have seen but he was not very productive in college. Trey "Wings" Caldwell -------------------------- Round 7, Pick 250 Philip Wright III, ILB, Arizona After a MONSTER 2014 an injury cost him most of 2015 and he slid way way too far down to us. This guy is the meaning of the phrase "playing with your hair on fire" he already has a nickname and its a pretty good one! Philip "Scooby" Wright III This is all just for fun so post any nicknames you guys think of. Crazy Joe is probably my favorite one and it is fairly accurate to the player You're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike H Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Cody "The Coach's Kid" Kessler? Fired x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike H Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Shon "Green Lantern" Coleman. Fired x3 Drango Unchained The lone winner of the entire thread. Hopefully we've finally found our red zone threat: Seth "The Leap" Devalve Or, an alternative if you didn't like the pick: Seth "The Reach" Devalve Fire yourself immediately. Kessler ... c'mon guys ... Silk. This one is actually pretty smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Scooby Jackson has him lining up at center .....already playing him in his wrong position Nah brah, That's just Scooby in the Middle of the Defense(MLB). I'm thinking that's Shelton in the hulu, Nassib in the jeans, Shaggy is Kruger and maybe Gilbert on the right there? lol - Nah, just kiddin Justin, go get em kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Those that can't do... Criticize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike H Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Want a straw you goon? It was a terrible nickname, suck it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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