One Post Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Driving home I hit a cat. It was on the outskirts of town. I felt bad about it and stopped, grabbed the dead cat by the tail and walked towards an old lady sitting on the porch. She said it was a stray cat and it stuck around because she fed it. I offered her $20 for the damages anyway. Soon thereafter the cops show up I tell them the story and the old woman gets thrown in the cop car and off to jail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 For what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 For what?Selling Pussy. Lmmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 ?????????? good shit go౦ԁ sHit? thats ✔ some good??shit right??there??? right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self ? i say so ? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ? ?? ?НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??Good shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted May 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 It's an old die but goodie you can use it whenever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I think that joke was originally found written on a cave wall in Utah. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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