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http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/31/us/gorilla-shot-harambe/

 

I apologize in advance for the poor taste joke but I just have to...

 

 

How can you blame the gorilla he probably thought it was his own child.

 

But seriously these people should be charged with child endangerment.

 

WSS

Male gorillas don't protect. Get the fuck outta here with that stupid shit.

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The parents should not had let the boy that was only three-years old go into the zoo. But the zoo should have had a huge sign telling them not to pet the gorillas. So both are at fault. As the zoo should had politely yet firmly not had let the parents do that.

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I wonder why they didn't shoot him with a sleeper dart jobbie...knock him out....

Stuart

 

Because the dart would have agitated him. He may have gone into a frenzy and took his aggression out on the kid before finally succumbing to the effects of the tranquilizer.

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Male gorillas don't protect. Get the fuck outta here with that stupid shit.

Looks like you missed the joke. Anyway nobody's saying that the brat wasn't in danger. They probably did what they had to do. I'm saying the asshole parents are negligent in letting the little fucker get into the cage.

 

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Not every kid that runs into the street and gets hit, or is abducted and murdered, or drowns. Or falls off a swimsuit and breaks their neck is a result of shitty negligent patenting. People, especially people with no kids, don't seem to realize exactly how fast bad shit can happen. I'm not absolving the parents but accidents happen. Jack Hanna himself, who validated the decision to kill the ape, had a kid mailed at his private zoo from not having appropriate distance between his guests and wild animals. I'd like to say that if it were me and my four year old kid, who doesn't know shit about the world and doesn't understand the concept of death, slipped the first fence I'd have jumped it right after him and had him by the scruff of his neck like a beast but you probably don't understand how fast the little fuckers are. Take your eyes off him for five seconds to look at the zoo map or observe the majestic fuckin' gorilla in its habitat and boom it's done. Accidents happen and they happen quick.

 

By the way the lowland gorilla is only critically endangered in the wild. In captivity their population is stable and in fact your money from zoo patronage is all that stands between them and Africans poaching them out of existence. So they made the right choice, to kill noble harambe. You can always breed another gorilla and no gorilla ever grew up to do more than pick it's ass and eat crap off the ground. I feel sorry that it happened, but they absolutely did the right thing.

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One more time you've missed the point. Yes they were forced to kill the animal yes a child's life is more important yes the gorilla probably would have killed him.

 

But it's still any parents responsibility to supervise their fucking kid. Especially in a situation that poses some Danger.

 

I don't think you let your kids play in the street or leave your handgun laying around.

 

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A. I heard that they did use a tranquilizer, but it was taking way too long to work.

 

B. Learned that a silverback is so powerful, they can easily crush open a coconut.

 

C. There should have been a fence. A 3 yr old would never get through a fence.... unless

the "parent" was holding the child up...and OVER the fence, and "dropped" him. I don't get it.

 

D. A giant male silverback isn't in protecting mode, ? more like, interested in playing mode... or

dominating mode. It's a sad situation that this is possible at all.

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Not every kid that runs into the street and gets hit, or is abducted and murdered, or drowns. Or falls off a swimsuit and breaks their neck is a result of shitty negligent patenting. People, especially people with no kids, don't seem to realize exactly how fast bad shit can happen. I'm not absolving the parents but accidents happen. Jack Hanna himself, who validated the decision to kill the ape, had a kid mailed at his private zoo from not having appropriate distance between his guests and wild animals. I'd like to say that if it were me and my four year old kid, who doesn't know shit about the world and doesn't understand the concept of death, slipped the first fence I'd have jumped it right after him and had him by the scruff of his neck like a beast but you probably don't understand how fast the little fuckers are. Take your eyes off him for five seconds to look at the zoo map or observe the majestic fuckin' gorilla in its habitat and boom it's done. Accidents happen and they happen quick.

By the way the lowland gorilla is only critically endangered in the wild. In captivity their population is stable and in fact your money from zoo patronage is all that stands between them and Africans poaching them out of existence. So they made the right choice, to kill noble harambe. You can always breed another gorilla and no gorilla ever grew up to do more than pick it's ass and eat crap off the ground. I feel sorry that it happened, but they absolutely did the right thing.

They don't understand Cysco. One time one of my kids snuck out when he was 16 and broke his collarbone dirt biking. I was pissed but whatta do?

 

Ya the little kids run off and I doubt the mom was a bad mom just an accident.

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No I didn't miss the point at all and I don't absolve the parents. I, as a parent, feel the need to give some nuance to the people with no children that think that it's possible to control them utterly. I agree that ultimately the fault lies with the mother.

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The most imporntant thing..

 

Is the mom hot? If she is we need her phone number so we can get to the bottom of this shit.

 

It's like a 300 pound black woman.

 

I'd make a joke about how maybe they shot the wrong gorilla but I don't wanna come across as a racist.

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The zoo is at fault period end of discussion. This wasnt divergent behavior for a 4 year old and frankly anybody can turn around for a split second and a child that age could be off on a carpet ride. How any enclosure at any zoo with any animal can be accessed so easily by a 4 year old is beyond me. The cincy zoo should have their gorillas taken from them. They put the child and the gorilla in that position.

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The zoo is at fault period end of discussion. This wasnt divergent behavior for a 4 year old and frankly anybody can turn around for a split second and a child that age could be off on a carpet ride. How any enclosure at any zoo with any animal can be accessed so easily by a 4 year old is beyond me. The cincy zoo should have their gorillas taken from them. They put the child and the gorilla in that position.

Looks like we agree again. Nothing has happened there in 38 years and it took a 4 yr old to prove them at fault. I could see if he jumped a tall fence or snuck in but no...he crawled thru brush and slipped over/ under/ thru.
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The zoo is at fault period end of discussion. This wasnt divergent behavior for a 4 year old and frankly anybody can turn around for a split second and a child that age could be off on a carpet ride. How any enclosure at any zoo with any animal can be accessed so easily by a 4 year old is beyond me. The cincy zoo should have their gorillas taken from them. They put the child and the gorilla in that position.

Its important to remember that this kid is not a trained navy seal, but a four year old kid. If he can get into the gorilla paddock it's probably not safe enough.

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