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What mutant would you want to be?

 

Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

On the same lines, Mystique.

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What mutant would you want to be?

 

Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

Well, this is a variation of the question: If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have?

 

Start with telekinesis. Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis. Like flying. If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere.

 

Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere. Example: with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap. Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit. The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife. Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.

Fair deal?

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Well, this is a variation of the question: If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have?

 

Start with telekinesis. Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis. Like flying. If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere.

 

Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere. Example: with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap. Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit. The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife. Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.

Fair deal?

Nice. You've one upped me.
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