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5000 Troops to be deployed to Southern Border


DieHardBrownsFan

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A. have planes spray the border with skunk scent. That should keep these lawbreakers/terrorists/socialist leeches the hell away.

B. Have drones spray an invisible ink over groups nearing our border. Then check for the ink to show up in blacklight. Then throw them into a bus, and drive them back to mexico and drop them off in the desert.

C. Shoot them with high powered paint balls and pepper spray bombs.

D. Get some C-130's to spray tar strips along our border so they get stuck like flypaper.

E. drop ten million pounds of chestnut hulls and hawthorn branches along the border, so when they have to leave their shoes in the tar, they can't continue.

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F. Drop a million leaflets in spanish that read:

"WARNING - DEADLY RADIOACTIVE DIRT - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"

G. Have the drones spray glow-in-the-dark dye on all illegals closing in on our border.

H. Then at night, drop big nets over them, and by helicopter, bag em and fly them back away from our border.

I. At night, drop water bottles of exlax with labels - "no bathrooms for 300 miles to our border"

just stop them. they must not infect our country. we have BORDERS to keep woodpecker's perverts the hell out of here.

This is our HOME.

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12 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

It's just a political move and will have zero impact otherwise. Talk to me when they take Chapultepec Castle so I can truly say we actually did Make America Great Again.🤩

Tex, you know the only reason you don't like this is because you have a few dozen cases of Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva being sent with the caravan.

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12 hours ago, calfoxwc said:

F. Drop a million leaflets in spanish that read:

"WARNING - DEADLY RADIOACTIVE DIRT - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"

G. Have the drones spray glow-in-the-dark dye on all illegals closing in on our border.

H. Then at night, drop big nets over them, and by helicopter, bag em and fly them back away from our border.

I. At night, drop water bottles of exlax with labels - "no bathrooms for 300 miles to our border"

just stop them. they must not infect our country. we have BORDERS to keep woodpecker's perverts the hell out of here.

This is our HOME.

Then we can have wizard put a spell on the border... 

 

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11 hours ago, DieHardBrownsFan said:

Tex, you know the only reason you don't like this is because you have a few dozen cases of Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva being sent with the caravan.

You have any idea how hard it is to find this one? Well worth the cost of paying those porters to start out of western Venezuela with 4 cases of that stuff. I told 'em to act middle eastern and they would get a free pass through all the borders.👳‍♂️

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