calfoxwc Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 it's part of the war on America. the left loves: trans gay socialism/communism any kind of perverted behavior drugs illegal immigration the murder of unborn and born children corrupting our elections corrupting our Supreme Court corrupting our CIA/FBI/NSA/DOJ ...any which way and place the left HATES: Christians FBI probing Antifa plot to buy guns from Mexican cartel, 'stage an ... God/Jesus Christian churches Hunting/Fishing/Cows/Farmers being disagreed with anyone believing what they don't capitalism Flag Anthem Real Marriage 2nd Amendment Constitution Conservatism Military Family Values Strong economy Fair Constitution based judges at any level etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 You structured your haiku all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, The Cysko Kid said: You structured your haiku all wrong. okay, that was truly funny. LOL (and woody, that was NOT haiku) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Deranged in your old age you have become Lacking any amount of good sound thought The Blaze has you as a willing puppet Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass Did I do that right Steve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorka Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, MLD Woody said: Deranged in your old age you have become Lacking any amount of good sound thought The Blaze has you as a willing puppet Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass The irony here is that there is no evidence of sound thought anywhere in there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Buttigieg BASHES Christians after painting them as monsters Mayor Pete decided to bash Christians on the right tonight. He wasn’t asked about it, he just made a point on his own to do it His comments are short, but he paints Christians on the right as monsters with a ridiculous straw man: "For a party that associates itself with Christianity, to say that it is ok to suggest that God would smile on the division of families at the hands of federal agents, that God would condone putting children in cages, has lost all claim to use religious language again." Who says that on the right? Absolutely nobody. In fact people on the right HATE child separation. It’s just an unfortunate consequence of court rulings that is exacerbated by this asylum migrant surge. It was a federal judge in 1997 which prohibited “the federal government from keeping children in immigration detention — even if they are with their parents — for more than 20 days.” This wasn’t Trump’s doing. Yet they keep blaming him for it. Obama separated children too but they didn’t care back then. They only care now because Trump is trying to secure the border and prevent illegals from getting into the country, which is the law of the land. Buttigieg is a reprehensible charlatan trying to take the moral high ground on this migrant crisis when it’s HIS party that refuses to fix the asylum laws. It’s his party that made a deal with Reagan to secure the border and then NEVER DID IT. It’s his party that wants open borders, something they admitted in this very debate tonight, so that illegals can come freely into this country and never be deported. His party is responsible for the migrant surge that is crippling our border and yet he wants to attack Christians on the right as being monsters? What a schmuck. https://therightscoop.com/buttigieg-bashes-christians-after-painting-them-as-monsters/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 11 hours ago, MLD Woody said: Deranged in your old age you have become Lacking any amount of good sound thought The Blaze has you as a willing puppet Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass Did I do that right Steve? you really should leave your swingset in your backyard someday. You don't know what haiku is, do you? egad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 The Illiterate Woodpecker Code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MLD Woody Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just let Steve respond Cal. I'd hate for you to get a migraine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 never had one, so no worries here. you just keep pecking, brainnumbed woodpecker. How's your neck, fleck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 No Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 42 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: No Steve Sorry I've been doing other stuff. What exactly requires my blessing? WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 6/27/2019 at 9:42 PM, MLD Woody said: Deranged in your old age you have become Lacking any amount of good sound thought The Blaze has you as a willing puppet Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass Did I do that right Steve? Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables. WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, Westside Steve said: Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables. WSS Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is Come on THEATER kid. Read it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 54 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is Come on THEATER kid. Read it again Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it. If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute. WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Westside Steve said: Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it. If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute. WSS It's iambic pentameter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Westside Steve Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 So the accented syllables in your lines are not all in the proper place. But I didn't pick up on what you were going for anyway so... WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 4 hours ago, MLD Woody said: the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words True. I think you have to force too hard to make the other three work. Line number one was right on the money. But I certainly respect the idea. WSS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 9 hours ago, MLD Woody said: It's iambic pentameter I am Bic pen. So was that the brand of pen you used to compose it or what?😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted June 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 there is little challenge in iambic pentameter, except you do have structure - but no challenge as to tell a story/paint a picture in haiku short form. There is iambic pentameter in Shakespeare - that was a class I would never have taken except I was an English minor, and the first year, I was going to switch my speech major to general science in secondary education, but ended up enlisting. Both decisions confounded my advisor. tough turkeys, advisor. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 12 hours ago, MLD Woody said: the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words Beans are kind to hearts. I like to eat them daily. And then do big farts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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