Mr. T Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 CHANGE Only an Imbecile Could Love By Dick McDonald Barack Obama , may his tribe decrease, awoke one night from his Kenyan peace and lo and behold he saw this land of milk and honey populated with inexperienced and uninformed citizens. So he mounted his Comrades and rode to their rescue to bring change, change and more change. So after 5 months in office and 3 years of promises this is the change he has brought to Washington. 1. He promised to save 3 or 4 million jobs – we have lost 3.5 million jobs since January. 2. He promised to hold unemployment to 8% - it is at 9.5% and skyrocketing 3. The Government’s tax receipts from corporations are down 55% 4. The Government’s tax receipts from individuals are down 27% 5. Obama passed a stimulus bill that has no chance of stimulating the economy. 6. Announced plan to tax job creators and kill old people to pay for a universal health plan no one wants 7. The deficit hit a record $1 trillion on July 14, 2009 on its way to a record $2 trillion by year end 8. The number of under-employed is at 20% and rising 9. Business is reeling from being told they will bear more of the tax burden and have reduced staff 10. Cap and Trade will add billions to the cost of all products sold in America – it will hurt the poor 11. New emission standards will add billions to transportation cost for everything 12. He has incurred more debt in 5 months than all the presidents before him (combined) 13. He has favored wealth re-distribution over job creation and economic growth 14. He bowed to a Saudi King and runs down America wherever he goes 15. He has taken sides favoring Islamic Palestinians over the Israelis 16. He funds a Gestapo-like mob of ACORN brown shirts intimidating everyone 17. He voted against strict constructionists for SCOTUS 18. He is anti-gun and for post-birth abortions 19. He attended a black separatist church for twenty years and never heard the sermon 20. He has taken over General Motors and bankrupted little old ladies that invested in their bonds 21. He gave an equity interest in General Motors to an unsecured UAW debtor as a political payoff 22. He doesn’t hold his hand over his heart for the pledge of allegiance 23. He probably is a Kenyan-born citizen of Indonesia 24. His only solutions are to tax the rich directly or the poor indirectly 25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield 26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war 27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress 28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government 29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore 30. He is against building nuclear plants 31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming 32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones 33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it 34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World 35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics Received direct from the author. For the products of a modern education, the opening comments are a mocking allusion to Abou ben Adhem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I think this list was comprised before Obama took office and you just found it now. We get it, none of the problems we are having had nothing to do anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 No, but the fact that you didn't address ONE of the points, or any, etc, means the horse can win the trifecta, but you won't allow the horse to race at all, because of political expediency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 No, but the fact that you didn't address ONE of the points, or any, etc, means the horse can win the trifecta, but you won't allow the horse to race at all, because of political expediency. Some of these points are valid, but there no verbiage of a carry over effect from the previous administration. Many of these points are purely speculation, the sky can only fall so far chicken little. What I would like to ask Dick is how would he fix these problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well, consider just the last ten. They don't have anything to do with the previous admin. 25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield 26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war 27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress 28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government 29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore 30. He is against building nuclear plants 31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming 32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones 33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it 34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World 35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well, consider just the last ten. They don't have anything to do with the previous admin. 25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield Gay opinion 26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war Link? 27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress Which "Czars? Attorney General? Supreme Court justices? 28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government 29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore Link? 30. He is against building nuclear plants Link? And is this a bad thing? 31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming This has not been proven or disproven, on the fence on this one. 32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones Not true, only a portion of the funds have been distributed. 33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it Agreed, bad choice. 34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World Link? And now we care about the Third World? Isn't he from the Third World, lol? 35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics President hasn't done this? Fox news anyone? So you agreed some of these points, actually most have been from previous administrations? Glass houses my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I think this list was comprised before Obama took office and you just found it now. We get it, none of the problems we are having had nothing to do anyone else. Yeah and it fits obama well, we will continue to beat this horse for another 3 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well, it's a white horse, it's a racist clip. If it had been a black horse, Heck and mz the pussy would have gone ballistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 So you agreed some of these points, actually most have been from previous administrations? Glass houses my friend. K *************************************** Completely unwarranted conclusion, my friend. I simply started way down the line, to give you a chance to agree with me, and not cherry pick and strecth the truth on some others. Me? None, nary a one, of them pertain to President Bush. Please stop making up conclusions so you can feign some kind of legit comeback. Deal with what people ACTUALLY SAY. I know, mz the pussy and Heck get away with it a ton of times, but you know better, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Whats funny is how some take a polical poem so serious and get their panties twisted in a wad. But these are the same people who laugh and make obscene remarks about the Palin children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mz. Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Whats funny is how some take a polical poem so serious and get their panties twisted in a wad. Where's the poem? All I see is a list of outlandish statements strung together to scare stupid people. Look, if I were stupid, I'd probably be scared too. Let's examine a few, shall we? 5. Obama passed a stimulus bill that has no chance of stimulating the economy. Excellent analysis there, Dick. And you're supposedly a "financial analyst." 16. He funds a Gestapo-like mob of ACORN brown shirts intimidating everyone Scary! 18. He is anti-gun and for post-birth abortions He is for gun control, not anti-gun. There's a difference, people. He is in favor of a woman's CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to have a LEGAL abortion, if they choose to. He is not in favor of late-term or partial-birth abortions. They are not legal, as you nuts know. 20. He has taken over General Motors and bankrupted little old ladies that invested in their bonds GM had nothing to do with that? 22. He doesn’t hold his hand over his heart for the pledge of allegiance Hahahahahahahahah. Guess he cups his balls, like I do... 23. He probably is a Kenyan-born citizen of Indonesia Yep. 28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government I would like cal or T to tell me what a "Socialist" is, in their OWN WORDS. 31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming i.e. he believes in Science. That's a bad thing... 35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics Damn those academics and other smart people straight to Hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. T Posted July 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Where's the poem? Continue to Bullshit yourself and others and act as if you have never read a parody. Dick McDonald, stated he was inspired by the poem below. Maybe your just offended because it is very enlightening to obama's accomplishments which = 0 for the people who voted for him. And even you know he is in bed with big business when he should be doing everything to prop up small businesses, they actually do all the hiring. But in Obama's case he can only control but a few, let alone trying to control millions of small business owners. Hunt (James Henry) Leigh (1784-1859) - English essayist, poet, and political radical who was once imprisoned for publishing an article in “The Examiner” (one of many journals he edited) attacking the future George IV. He was an early champion of Keats and Shelley, and was briefly associated with Byron. Abou Ben Adhem (1834) - One of Hunt’s memorable short poems. Opening lines: Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase) / Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace. ABOU BEN ADHEM (may his tribe increase) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw- within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom An angel, writing in a book of gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And to the presence in the room he said, ‘What writest thou?’- The vision raised its head, And, with a look made of all sweet accord, Answered, ‘The names of those who love the Lord.’ ‘And is mine one?’ said Abou. ‘Nay, not so,’ Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low, But cheerly still, and said, ‘I pray thee, then, Write me as one that loves his fellow men.’ The angel wrote, and vanish’d. The next night It came again with a great wakening light, And show’d the names whom love of God had blessed, And lo! Ben Adhem’s name led all the rest. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Me? None, nary a one, of them pertain to President Bush. Cal this is completely irresponsible as an American citizen. You have got to be kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I simply started way down the line, to give you a chance to agree with me I swear I read that is Stalin's Biography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I call bs. Name one that applies to Pres Bush. One example. Besides, they ALL APPLY TO OBAMA, and as an entire list of complaints vs Buttock Otrauma, it paints a very nasty, dangerous picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choco Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 #5.... http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120096316700305131.html now move along folks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Eater Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Your list contradicts itself. You say he has incurred more debt that all presidents before him combined, all in 5 months. Yet then you say the budget deficit is 1 trillion. The national debt is at 11.6 trillion. So, using the list you have furnished, before Obama the natioanl debt was somewhere around 10 trillion. Sorry, but 10 trillion > 1 trillion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Eater Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 32 is funny too. as POTUS, every US citizen is a constituent of his. Good that he is saving constituents' jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 32 is funny too. as POTUS, every US citizen is a constituent of his. Good that he is saving constituents' jobs. #32 Haliburton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 #32 Haliburton They are hiring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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