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CHANGE Only an Imbecile Could Love

 

By Dick McDonald

 

Barack Obama , may his tribe decrease, awoke one night from his Kenyan peace and lo and behold he saw this land of milk and honey populated with inexperienced and uninformed citizens. So he mounted his Comrades and rode to their rescue to bring change, change and more change. So after 5 months in office and 3 years of promises this is the change he has brought to Washington.

 

1. He promised to save 3 or 4 million jobs – we have lost 3.5 million jobs since January.

 

2. He promised to hold unemployment to 8% - it is at 9.5% and skyrocketing

 

3. The Government’s tax receipts from corporations are down 55%

 

4. The Government’s tax receipts from individuals are down 27%

 

5. Obama passed a stimulus bill that has no chance of stimulating the economy.

 

6. Announced plan to tax job creators and kill old people to pay for a universal health plan no one wants

 

7. The deficit hit a record $1 trillion on July 14, 2009 on its way to a record $2 trillion by year end

 

8. The number of under-employed is at 20% and rising

 

9. Business is reeling from being told they will bear more of the tax burden and have reduced staff

 

10. Cap and Trade will add billions to the cost of all products sold in America – it will hurt the poor

 

11. New emission standards will add billions to transportation cost for everything

 

12. He has incurred more debt in 5 months than all the presidents before him (combined)

 

13. He has favored wealth re-distribution over job creation and economic growth

 

14. He bowed to a Saudi King and runs down America wherever he goes

 

15. He has taken sides favoring Islamic Palestinians over the Israelis

 

16. He funds a Gestapo-like mob of ACORN brown shirts intimidating everyone

 

17. He voted against strict constructionists for SCOTUS

 

18. He is anti-gun and for post-birth abortions

 

19. He attended a black separatist church for twenty years and never heard the sermon

 

20. He has taken over General Motors and bankrupted little old ladies that invested in their bonds

 

21. He gave an equity interest in General Motors to an unsecured UAW debtor as a political payoff

 

22. He doesn’t hold his hand over his heart for the pledge of allegiance

 

23. He probably is a Kenyan-born citizen of Indonesia

 

24. His only solutions are to tax the rich directly or the poor indirectly

 

25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield :blink:

 

26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war

 

27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress

 

28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government

 

29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore

 

30. He is against building nuclear plants

 

31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming

 

32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones

 

33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it

 

34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World

 

35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics

 

Received direct from the author. For the products of a modern education, the opening comments are a mocking allusion to Abou ben Adhem

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No, but the fact that you didn't address ONE of the points, or any, etc,

 

means the horse can win the trifecta, but you won't allow the horse to

 

race at all, because of political expediency.

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No, but the fact that you didn't address ONE of the points, or any, etc,

 

means the horse can win the trifecta, but you won't allow the horse to

 

race at all, because of political expediency.

 

Some of these points are valid, but there no verbiage of a carry over effect from the previous administration. Many of these points are purely speculation, the sky can only fall so far chicken little. What I would like to ask Dick is how would he fix these problems.

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Well, consider just the last ten. They don't have anything to do with the previous admin.

 

25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield :blink:

 

26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war

 

27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress

 

28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government

 

29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore

 

30. He is against building nuclear plants

 

31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming

 

32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones

 

33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it

 

34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World

 

35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics

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Well, consider just the last ten. They don't have anything to do with the previous admin.

 

25. Gives Miranda Rights to the enemy on the battlefield :blink:

 

Gay opinion

 

26. Wants to stop the CIA from killing enemy leaders during a war

 

Link?

 

27. Hires 30 Czars to run the country without vetting by Congress

 

Which "Czars? Attorney General? Supreme Court justices?

 

28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government

 

29. He is against increasing domestic oil drilling in ANWR and offshore

 

Link?

 

30. He is against building nuclear plants

 

Link? And is this a bad thing?

 

31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming

 

This has not been proven or disproven, on the fence on this one.

 

32. His stimulus funds have all gone to save constituent’s jobs not create new ones

 

Not true, only a portion of the funds have been distributed.

 

33. Everything is on the table to solve an insolvent Social Security except the privatization that solves it

 

Agreed, bad choice.

 

34. His ethanol addiction has caused corn shortages that precipitated starvation in the Third World

 

Link? And now we care about the Third World? Isn't he from the Third World, lol?

 

35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics

 

President hasn't done this? Fox news anyone?

 

So you agreed some of these points, actually most have been from previous administrations? Glass houses my friend.

 

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I think this list was comprised before Obama took office and you just found it now. We get it, none of the problems we are having had nothing to do anyone else.

 

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Yeah and it fits obama well, we will continue to beat this horse for another 3 years or so.

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Well, it's a white horse, it's a racist clip.

 

If it had been a black horse, Heck and mz the pussy would have gone ballistic.

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So you agreed some of these points, actually most have been from previous administrations? Glass houses my friend. K

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Completely unwarranted conclusion, my friend.

 

I simply started way down the line, to give you a chance to agree with me, and not cherry pick and strecth the truth

 

on some others.

 

Me? None, nary a one, of them pertain to President Bush.

 

Please stop making up conclusions so you can feign some kind of legit comeback. Deal with

 

what people ACTUALLY SAY.

 

I know, mz the pussy and Heck get away with it a ton of times, but you know better, I believe.

 

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Whats funny is how some take a polical poem so serious and get their panties twisted in a wad.

 

 

 

 

But these are the same people who laugh and make obscene remarks about the Palin children.

 

 

 

:P

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Whats funny is how some take a polical poem so serious and get their panties twisted in a wad.

 

Where's the poem? All I see is a list of outlandish statements strung together to scare stupid people. Look, if I were stupid, I'd probably be scared too.

 

Let's examine a few, shall we?

 

5. Obama passed a stimulus bill that has no chance of stimulating the economy.

 

Excellent analysis there, Dick. And you're supposedly a "financial analyst."

 

16. He funds a Gestapo-like mob of ACORN brown shirts intimidating everyone

 

Scary!

 

18. He is anti-gun and for post-birth abortions

 

He is for gun control, not anti-gun. There's a difference, people. He is in favor of a woman's CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to have a LEGAL abortion, if they choose to. He is not in favor of late-term or partial-birth abortions. They are not legal, as you nuts know.

 

20. He has taken over General Motors and bankrupted little old ladies that invested in their bonds

 

GM had nothing to do with that?

 

22. He doesn’t hold his hand over his heart for the pledge of allegiance

 

Hahahahahahahahah. Guess he cups his balls, like I do...

 

23. He probably is a Kenyan-born citizen of Indonesia

 

Yep.

 

28. He is an anti-capitalist that favors a socialist big government

 

I would like cal or T to tell me what a "Socialist" is, in their OWN WORDS.

 

31. Believes in the fantasy of global warming

 

i.e. he believes in Science. That's a bad thing...

 

35. Uses Democrat-controlled media and academe to silence critics

 

Damn those academics and other smart people straight to Hell!

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Where's the poem?

 

Continue to Bullshit yourself and others and act as if you have never read a parody.

 

Dick McDonald, stated he was inspired by the poem below.

 

 

Maybe your just offended because it is very enlightening to obama's accomplishments which = 0 for the people who voted for him.

 

And even you know he is in bed with big business when he should be doing everything to prop up small businesses, they actually do all the hiring.

 

But in Obama's case he can only control but a few, let alone trying to control millions of small business owners.

 

Hunt (James Henry) Leigh (1784-1859) - English essayist, poet,

and political radical who was once imprisoned for publishing an

article in “The Examiner” (one of many journals he edited)

attacking the future George IV. He was an early champion of

Keats and Shelley, and was briefly associated with Byron.

Abou Ben Adhem (1834) - One of Hunt’s memorable short

poems. Opening lines: Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase)

/ Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace.

 

ABOU BEN ADHEM

(may his tribe increase)

Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,

And saw- within the moonlight in his room,

Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom

An angel, writing in a book of gold.

Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,

And to the presence in the room he said,

‘What writest thou?’- The vision raised its head,

And, with a look made of all sweet accord,

Answered, ‘The names of those who love the Lord.’

‘And is mine one?’ said Abou. ‘Nay, not so,’

Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,

But cheerly still, and said, ‘I pray thee, then,

Write me as one that loves his fellow men.’

The angel wrote, and vanish’d. The next night

It came again with a great wakening light,

And show’d the names whom love of God had blessed,

And lo! Ben Adhem’s name led all the rest.

THE END

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I call bs. Name one that applies to Pres Bush.

 

One example.

 

Besides, they ALL APPLY TO OBAMA, and as an entire list of complaints

 

vs Buttock Otrauma, it paints a very nasty, dangerous picture.

 

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Your list contradicts itself.

 

You say he has incurred more debt that all presidents before him combined, all in 5 months.

 

Yet then you say the budget deficit is 1 trillion.

 

The national debt is at 11.6 trillion.

 

So, using the list you have furnished, before Obama the natioanl debt was somewhere around 10 trillion.

 

Sorry, but 10 trillion > 1 trillion

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