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1 hour ago, Westside Steve said:

As he often is Maher is correct with the basic idea of this. Unfortunately he's blind to the fact that he spends 75% of the piece hating Trump and the Republicans.

WSS

Hypocrite no doubt. He's taken a few anti-liberal stances but generally speaking he's still an a-hole.

This brought to mind a divorce proposal that was written back in 2009 by supposedly a college student:

Fwd: DIVORCE AGREEMENT-- WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT-- WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O'Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

 

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the leftwing msm has emotionally warped and manipulated so many to hate and vote against their own well being, vote against their own country's well being, vote against freedom and honesty in life.....

those who voted against Pres Trump and America First and all of us Americans... ARE "rabbitholes"

Posted
4 hours ago, Westside Steve said:

As he often is Maher is correct with the basic idea of this. Unfortunately he's blind to the fact that he spends 75% of the piece hating Trump and the Republicans.

WSS

Well... What side do you think is pushing for civil war / secession more?

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I've mentioned this before about another hypocritical A-hole...Trevor Noah

Every one of his promo commercials was Trump this and Trump that, but now not a single criticism of Biden amid all the material that's available.  Not a peep.

"Lets go Brandon" ?  Not even that evoked a comment from him.   Makes me sick. I'd like to write to that a-hole.

This meme is so spot on. He nailed it with this comment:

"People aren't really laughing as much as cheering on the rhetoric"

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3 hours ago, Gorka said:

I've mentioned this before about another hypocritical A-hole...Trevor Noah

Every one of his promo commercials was Trump this and Trump that, but now not a single criticism of Biden amid all the material that's available.  Not a peep.

"Lets go Brandon" ?  Not even that evoked a comment from him.   Makes me sick. I'd like to write to that a-hole.

This meme is so spot on. He nailed it with this comment:

"People aren't really laughing as much as cheering on the rhetoric"

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Trevor Noah gets up early in the morning and sucks all day long. At least Stewart was bright.

WSS

Posted
On 10/23/2021 at 11:10 AM, MLD Woody said:

Well... What side do you think is pushing for civil war / secession more?

still waiting for you to ask your nanny how to research online.

You never answer your own questions - you just peck out and try to get a response you can peck more at.

Once again, I'll spend one minute and do a quick search to give you an idea:

Far-left WANTS civil war. So is it time for a NATIONAL ...

It seems the Left wants a civil war and some on the Right want a national divorce. The country is split right now unlike anything Glenn Beck has ever witnessed. There are two sides: Those who want to fundamentally change this country and those who believe in KEEPING the experiment of liberty that the Founding Founders intended.

The Left Preps for Civil War: - PJ Media

The left is talking itself into a civil war. Civic order is breaking down and, like in 1860, Americans on opposing sides are seeing an enemy across from them and not a fellow countryman.

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