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This Week in the AFC North


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Last Week Brownies slapped some Tits around, but a complaint was lodged with TGZ about our current ZomBabe's lack of proportional Boobies. Well, too bad, she won, so here's some more ass, compliments of Bryce Dallas Howard:

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Baltimore at Cleveland, Sunday 1 PM

We lost Chubb, and we won. Now Watson and Nojoku are questionable, but ... Never fear, in two games at home so far our defense has given up a grand total of 6 points. And the Ravens aren't scary. Myles & Co. will be chasing Jacko Around all day, we'll see if he makes it 4 Quarters. BROWNS 17 RATBIRDS 10

Cincinnati at Tennessee, 1 PM Sunday

The Tits should bo8nce back after the Browns Bruising, but the Bungles are lookind stuck in the mire this year with a hobbled Burrow. TITANS 23 BUNGLES 10

Pittsburgh at Houston, 1 PM Sunday

Buckeye fans, I think you've finally got one, C.J. Stroud looks like the real deal. Unfortunately for the Steelers Kenny Picksix looks like you'll be drafting a QB again soon. TEXANS 24 STEELERS 20

ZomBabe Standings 

Alexandra Daddario 4-4

Bryce Dallas Howard 2-2

 

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1 hour ago, Kvoethe said:

What happened to our 230 million dollar guy?  Blue balls?  Hammy?  Torn Labia?  I dont recall any big hits.

The biggest pussy on this board saying that a NFL player has a torn labia is unintentionally the most amusing thing anyone on this board will read today.

Your obsession with Watson continues to be adorable. 

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The Steelers got their taints handed to them by a rookie QB and a team a year from tanking.

That vaunted Steelers defense that tore us a new asshole recorded zero sacks and zero turnovers against a Texans OLine that my Steelers-lovin' boss told me this afternoon was missing three starters. 

Good times!

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